Cold English Muffins

Venus04d · September 2013

...taste like ass.

Our toaster was destroyed in our house fire and we keep forgetting to buy a new one. I've been toasting my muffins in the oven, but I burned them this morning. My egg and cheese was all melty and ready to go, so I just grabbed a cold muffin and went with it. Eww.

missyishere · September 2013

Eww indeed.

LouisTheTommoTomlinson · September 2013

That's really gross.

Venus04d · September 2013

:-( I didn't think it would change the taste, just the texture!

DAY RUINED.

Karschingham · September 2013

microwave?! warm is betta than nothin!

Venus04d · September 2013

It's too late. I just ate the insides. Apparently, I'm going low carb today.

Venus04d · September 2013

Andplusalso, microwaves are the debil.

Karschingham · September 2013

Microwaves are only the debil if you're the debil sooooo....

missyishere · September 2013

My microwave feels judged right now.

jorkz821 · September 2013

Ick. Sorry your breakfast was 50% sucky.

Venus04d · September 2013

HilarityEnsued said:

They are so dry and crumbly. They are totally gross.

Now... a good toasted english muffin is delicious.

PS... I know this is... weird... but you could totally put a piece of foil down and lay a hot iron on it.

Dorm hacks.

Ha! Nice trick. My only dorm cooking was spaghettios in a coffee pot.

GUISE. I have 45 kids. I use my microwave 14x a meal. I'm just joshing. However, Grr and AshasaurusRex have convinced me to only use glass plates in it.

Karschingham · September 2013

45 kids and counting...DUGGAR ALERT

missyishere · September 2013

So when are your 45 kids going to start courting @venus04d? Oh, and nice siggy @karschingham.

jorkz821 · September 2013

Look at @Karschingham, all up on TB. Whoot!!

Karschingham · September 2013

Hey gurl, HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Karschingham · September 2013

I use glass pyrex and it does get hot as hell but it's better for you. Plastic gives off harmful substances when heated and can allegedly cause cancer, (but what doesn't?) I'm not sure about paper towels.

missyishere · September 2013

This one time @karschingham came to my house and ate pumpkin dip. It did not come from my judged microwave, though.

jorkz821 · September 2013

I think the problem is with plastic stuff. Not sure about what normal plates are made of.

Karschingham · September 2013

This one time @missyishere 's house she stuck a flute up her...oh wait. That's not right.

PUMPKIN DIP OR DIEEEEEE

btw you never sent me with a bag of it for my drive home...betch.

missyishere · September 2013

Oops, I was just worried about you driving and trying to suck it out of a ziplock bag. I was thinking about the kids @karschingham.

Venus04d · September 2013

Paper towel is probably fine. I think it's just no plastic.

Karschingham · September 2013

missyishere said:

Oops, I was just worried about you driving and trying to suck it out of a ziplock bag. I was thinking about the kids @karschingham.

It couldn't have been any worse than pulling over on the side of the road to pee a grande and a half, BASICALLY a venti!

missyishere · September 2013

That may have been the funniest phone call I've ever received in my life @karschingham. I'm still dying over it. DYING!

Venus04d · September 2013

We get it. You saw each other in person and BFFs4eva now.

QUIT SHOVING IT IN OUR FACE(s).

SandyClam · September 2013

If Missy and Karsch don't stop throwing their GTGs in everyone's faces, I am going to rage. RAGE!

Karschingham · September 2013

@sandyclam I told you we could G2G on an iceberg! I'm waaaaaaiting! BURRRRRRRRR

missyishere · September 2013

Just move to Chicago already @sandyclam, so @karschingham and I can search for your pearl.

Karschingham · September 2013

justAphase said:

I can't believe I'm trying to figure out a way to go to fucking Iowa.

golddigger.com

Venus04d · September 2013

I thought the plan was Louisville, JAP. Or Chicago. @missyishere NO ONE LEAVES ME OUT OF A PEARL SEARCH.

::VENUS SMASH::

Karschingham · September 2013

LOOK! As seen on TV so you KNOW it's legit aaaaand "Seeking Sugar Baby" that's YOU, @JustAphase HTH

Karschingham · September 2013

justAphase said:

Is Louisville still happening? I WILL GO TO LOUISVILLE.

I'm in if you're in! I just need to make sure there is a witness in case @venus04d tries to chop me up into little pieces.

Venus04d · September 2013

GET TO LOUISVILLE NOW.

Venus04d · September 2013

I don't chop people up on the first date.

Venus04d · September 2013

That would be slutty murdering.

Karschingham · September 2013

After taxes, lets doooo eeetttttt. I'll be richer then for like a minute.

Karschingham · September 2013

lol @ richer...less poor would be more like it.

Venus04d · September 2013

We don't usually get a ton of snow. A few inches here or there.

Littledeer84 · September 2013

for some reason, this thread makes me think of fridge biscuit. The combo of microwaves and bread I guess.

Venus04d · September 2013

What's fridge biscuit?

Littledeer84 · September 2013

Fridge biscuit kills me dead.

missyishere · September 2013

Your mom @mackalien13.

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