FFTC (for those of us that can't remember ours by Friday) ;)

andrea0418 · September 2013

I have been involved in a threesome.

I really liked coke. If I was rich I think I would have kept doing it.

emmanemm · September 2013

robynloureed said:

emmanemm said:

robynloureed said:

valstulas said:

@Liz4444 I've only used coke once. I liked it a little too much.

I have another confession. I put out the first night I met SO. We didn't even have a date. He was the bartender and I took him home with me, lol!

When I went through my slut faze I did this a few times. Then I got the clap and I stopped sluting it up. I know who gave it to me too. He was banging 2 other chicks (that I know of) around the same time I was screwing him. I would leave and 30 minutes later another cick would show up. Just enough time to reload I guess. He had a huge dick and was great in bed, so I didn't mind until I got the clap. We used a condom every time, but once.... I told my sister and she would walk around singing "JUST MAKE IT CLAP!!" ::Clap clap:: and clap at me. And I laughed. And then I stopped being a skank..... Thank god it wasn't herpes.

I went through a super slut faze, never caught anything. I've been in a 3-some before. *hangs head in shame* I was young and stupid. And veryyyyy drunk.

I blame most of my slut faze on having super low self esteem.

I was close to having a threesome, but I got cold feet and had to leave. I was so nervous! I went through the slut faze after I broke up with my ex. We dated for 3 years, the relationship lasted 2 years longer than it should have. He was an ass and made me feel awful about myself, so I would go to the bar, huss it up, and go have awesome sex, for the most part. I'm going to be honest, I did have fun getting wined and dined...

Oh, I can so relate to the ex thing!

I feel like any other confessions I make on future fffc will be so lame compared to this thread.

emmanemm · September 2013

robynloureed said:

andrea0418 said:

I have been involved in a threesome.

I really liked coke. If I was rich I think I would have kept doing it.

Yes, I feel the same way. I did it quit a bit in college and I have no idea how I paid for it. Maybe that's why I was always broke.

I've never tried coke, but I don't think I'd like it. I'm ADHD and take adderall, which I call legal speed. When my adderall starts wearing off I get super depressed and have a really bad crash. I feel like coke would be ten times worse? Am I correct about that or way off the mark? @liz4444 @valstulas @robynloureed @andrea0418

sdtchica13 · September 2013

@valstulas, I think you and I would get along great IRL, lol! I am a wet t shirt contest girl too, except mine was on spring break and I ended up hooking up with the guy who was on charge of pouring the water on us for the rest of the week! I am one of the goody goodies as far as the drugs go, I have never smoked weed or done any other drugs, except pot brownies once, but I love me some tequila and gin!

sparkymcgeee · September 2013

I'm flabbergasted by you all. Then again I'm the goody two shoes Mormon girl. So there's that.

babyk1228 · September 2013

And how much of this doubles for the 'stuff I'll never tell my kid' thread? Lol.

I drank a lot in HS, but about as responsibly as you can underage - always with people I knew, never drove, etc, I was an overachiever. I never did any sort of drugs, though plenty of my friends smoked and did ecstasy and what not. I have a very addictive personality and zero self restraint, I know this from my dieting struggles, so I was and am too scared to try anything for fear of getting addicted, never even smoked a cigarette lol. I also have a sister who went to rehab for abusing her prescription meds and it started with smoking a lot of pot in HS/college (she has dreads, I think you can imagine how much pot I mean) so there's that too lol

My FFTC is more just a funny story, the first night I met DH was at a New Years party in high school and I got super trashed and tried to get him to sleep with me and he wouldn't. He said he wanted me to remember the first time for us (HS remember) and I was all 'aw how sweet'. He told me years later he really just didnt want me to stick him for statutory rape because I was 16 and he was 18. What the fluck? Had I known that then who knows if I would've started dating him, thinking he was this gentleman pshhh he was just covering his ass..

cuterusaurus · September 2013

Confession number 2:

I feel dirty for starting this thread!

LindsayLou719 · September 2013

Best.reading.ever. I feel like I'm watching a dirty soap - Please continue, ladies!

emmanemm · September 2013

somerandomchick said:

emmanemm said:

skleigh said:
I would much rather be stoned than drunk. Sigh...pot. those were fun days.
Me too! No hangover, plus the sex while high is amazing. I used to love to get high and then dtd. Mmmm memories.

Pot gives you a "food hangover"... When you wake up with a tummy ache from hitting the munchies too hard.

My college apartment was across the street from a convenience store and from some amazing food carts (that were for the bar crowds, so late night). We had to buy a popcorn air popper to save $$ on snacks lol

Gourmet popcorn + real Tillamook butter + lots of extra fine sea salt = HELLS TO THE YES

That sounds divine!!! One time while high I ate Mac n cheese and pickles. Not even kidding. I don't know why but I thought it'd be delicious. Verdict- it was!!!! Since then I like mixing cheese and pickles. The flavors really work together.

So this thread is really making me miss pot. Like seriously.

emmanemm · September 2013

MrsErinH said:
I feel so much better about myself reading this thread! Ok another confession: I had a slut phase or two too. In between HS and college I hooked up with some guys I worked with. They were all druggies. One had a pregnant gf. I still feel really bad about that. He was cheating on her already (not that it excuses what I did). I also cheated on my college bf. He was a controlling jerk. I had low self esteem too. I would flirt with his frat brothers constantly to get attention.

I've hooked up with a guy who had a girlfriend. I was a homewrecker. I'm extremely ashamed of myself and feel horrible for it. He was also cheating on her with other girls. Sad thing is I fell for him. I thought we had something. Sooo naive! Now I just look back and think of how lucky I am for dodging that bullet. She's pregnant now and according to others he's still cheating.

emmanemm · September 2013

Audrey1787 said:

somerandomchick said:

emmanemm said:

skleigh said:
I would much rather be stoned than drunk. Sigh...pot. those were fun days.
Me too! No hangover, plus the sex while high is amazing. I used to love to get high and then dtd. Mmmm memories.

Pot gives you a "food hangover"... When you wake up with a tummy ache from hitting the munchies too hard.

My college apartment was across the street from a convenience store and from some amazing food carts (that were for the bar crowds, so late night). We had to buy a popcorn air popper to save $$ on snacks lol

Gourmet popcorn + real Tillamook butter + lots of extra fine sea salt = HELLS TO THE YES

my worst food hangover involved eating an entire family size bag of spicy nacho cheese Doritos. Slowly and methodically ate one chip at a time until the bag was gone. Then I drank a whole bottle of water and fell asleep. I woke up and my mouth hurt, my belly wasn't feeling so great, and I had a horrible headache.

So, the first time I got high I smoked from a water bong. I also ate an entire family size bag of doritos, then went in laid down on the floor in my room and stared at the fan for a good long while. I really don't like doritos that much anymore.

littlelegslo · September 2013

I got arrested for riding a horse through the Taco Bell drive thru and public intoxication. I told DH when I met him that I just wanted to have sex. Never get married and never ever have children. Oh how the times have changed.

Liz4444 · September 2013

2012ames said:
Confession number 2:

I feel dirty for starting this thread!

You should feel awesome!

kaylakim · September 2013

lizabethann06 said:

LindsayLou719 said:
Best.reading.ever. I feel like I'm watching a dirty soap - Please continue, ladies!
This!

Definitely agree! I've never really done anything except get drunk lots in hs and college and even some as an"adult. " reading these makes me feel like I've missed out on life! I've always been that type A overacheiver, boring goody. I'm loving this post and am surprised by a lot of it. J13 is a wild bunch!

dliz87 · September 2013

All I could think was, " Avoid the clap. Jimmy Dugan"
A League of Their Own, anyone?

Also, you ladies are ridiculous and this made my morning.

Growing up my mom did coke, so I've never even tried pot. Just a lifelong turn off. However, I was prescribed Xanax for my anxiety on college and that didn't suck. More than anything else during pregnancy (and PP) this is what I'd crave. I feel like by the time I can take one again I'll be out for 2 days.

[Deleted User] · September 2013

My roomate and I made friends with the pizza delivery guy in college. He was also a huge pot dealer. When we kettle the bars at night we'd call him and he'd come pick us up and take us home with a pizza and a heaping scoopdof weed from the giant pickle jar he kept in the back of his car. That was awesome... then he got picked up by the feds and we no longet had a ride home

Liz4444 · September 2013

My fuck buddy came into town a few weeks after I met DH, of course I sept with him. I slept with DH on the second date and had a lot if one night stands.

[Deleted User] · September 2013

BIG SHOCK none of us can remember our FFFC's and have to do it on Tuesday- we were all drug addicts! JK. I've definitely done my fair share of crap. @emmanem yes, you would hate coke!

lancomechica · September 2013

Wow!! Very entertaining:) I'm scared of any and all drugs so I've never touched them...
I love telling people about the time I accidentally secondhand smoked crack. Someone got their pipe out on the 3 express train in NYC and took a hit of crack. I didn't move because i was in shock. crack is very smelly. I tried to hold my breath from 116-96th but I couldn't and accidentally secondhand smoked crack

I was sick for like 2 days after that.

amaburch · September 2013

I dated (which really means only met up for sex) a guy for 6 months before I found out he was still married (separated but not yet divorced). Later, I figured out that he was also banging another girl that he left his wife for. I was slightly pissed. As luck would have it, I am now married to his co-worker who is so much cooler and better than him!

dinomama13 · September 2013

I love this bmb

with all this pot talk I might ask dh to stop by my friends and pick up a bag...yeah right, I wish. I miss it SO bad. That was the best thing at controlling my anxiety & I miss dtd while high. Best fucking sex ever.

Confession: I also put out on the first night I (technically) met dh. He moved in with me too

we had met through friends exchanging phone numbers and had been "bf/gf" over the phone for almost 2 years. He moved over here after graduation and it all went from there. Guess I'm just lucky it all worked out!

blueturkey12 · September 2013

etoille said:

I'm flabbergasted by you all. Then again I'm the goody two shoes Mormon girl. So there's that.
heh I am not Mormon and I am flabbergasted. I did shrooms 3x in college and that's it! No pot either! I guess I am almost a goody two shoes too!! To be fair I think it has a lot to do with being scared that I would have an addictive personality like my dad. I didn't drink either until I was 20. dh hasn't done anything at all. Hasn't even smoked cigarettes.

I'm right there with ya. I feel like showing this thread to my parents and saying "See, look how easy you had it with me!"

Pretty sure I'm the most boring person on this board. Maybe that should be my FFTC. I've never done drugs or smoked and I don't drink.

Carrie3102 · September 2013

Wow ladies!

I'm joining in. I miss pot, like a lot and dtd high was awesome.

I met dh at a party freshman year of college we didn't dtd that night but the next party we did in the basement on the pool table with all our friends partying upstairs. I later found out after a few weeks of seeing each other that he was seeing another girl on his campus. I stopped talking to him completely for almost 4 years. My old roommate told me he asked about me all the time for all 4 years. But I hold grudges. I was also dating my new roommate for some of that time. Well once we broke up, my friends (including my roommate from freshman year) took me out. Ironically dh was there with all of his friends. We got tossed for doing it in the men's room and have been together ever since (7 years).

coco2787 · September 2013

M0ON said:
Another retired stoner here!

I love this bmb </p>

Guilty.

sparkymcgeee · September 2013

ncchnat said:

Cfreymc said:

Another retired stoner here! I love this bmb
Guilty.

Another one here.

Why the fuck didn't I open this thread yesterday?

(Okay, so I admit, it's because I thought it was going to be lame like FFFC has been lately.)

Also, my husband is the only man I've had sex with, but there were a lot of girls before him and one after, but he was in the bed with us.

I see what you did there. Sneaky sneaky.

KMSonn · September 2013

blueturkey12 said:

etoille said:

Meimsx said:
I'm flabbergasted by you all. Then again I'm the goody two shoes Mormon girl. So there's that.
heh I am not Mormon and I am flabbergasted. I did shrooms 3x in college and that's it! No pot either! I guess I am almost a goody two shoes too!!

To be fair I think it has a lot to do with being scared that I would have an addictive personality like my dad. I didn't drink either until I was 20.

dh hasn't done anything at all. Hasn't even smoked cigarettes.

I'm right there with ya. I feel like showing this thread to my parents and saying "See, look how easy you had it with me!"

Pretty sure I'm the most boring person on this board. Maybe that should be my FFTC. I've never done drugs or smoked and I don't drink.

This is how I feel! I've never smoked pot or cigarettes, didn't drink until I turned 21, never had a slutty phase, No threesomes... After our first date DH Thought it would be most appropriate to just shake my hand!

I'm living my boring life vicariously through you all !

lexielovebug · September 2013

Mamasighs said:

Liz4444 said:
@valstulas, the first time is great, after that it is the worst hangover ever. I would be out of commission for an entire day.
I only tried coke once and that didn't happen but I didn't really like it either. Mixing Ecstasy and acid would knock me on my ass for the whole next day though.

This. I did love me some Lucy in college

valstulas · September 2013

@maryannespier Lol to "the dark side of lesbianism!" Also, I think everyone looks at the ladies while watching porn. No one likes to look at a naked dude.

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valstulas · September 2013

maryannespier said:

valstulas said:
@maryannespier Lol to "the dark side of lesbianism!" Also, I think everyone looks at the ladies while watching porn. No one likes to look at a naked dude.
Yeah, also I was lying probably, because I'm pretty sure he knows I mostly watch lesbian porn.

Like, true lesbian porn or regular porn made for dudes with girl on girl scenes?

valstulas · September 2013

robynloureed said:

maryannespier said:

I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M JUST READING THIS.
I used to get high in college and lie on my bed by the sunny window and listen to Country Joe and the Fish. I mostly stopped smoking my senior yea because I had a terrible high and was convinced I had killed my girlfriend and that I was dead myself, and then I told her the only thing that would make me feel alive again was a bologna sandwich.
I was in a relationship with that girlfriend when I met DH. He likes to pretend me brought me back from the dark side of lesbianism, but little does he know I'm looking at the ladies when I watch porn.

For the record, girl porn is way hotter and more of a turn on than the 'I'm gonna shove my dick down your throat and then cum all over your face' porn.

Agreed. Bukkake is just gross, IMO.

valstulas · September 2013

maryannespier said:

valstulas said:

maryannespier said:

valstulas said:
@maryannespier Lol to "the dark side of lesbianism!" Also, I think everyone looks at the ladies while watching porn. No one likes to look at a naked dude.
Yeah, also I was lying probably, because I'm pretty sure he knows I mostly watch lesbian porn.

Like, true lesbian porn or regular porn made for dudes with girl on girl scenes?
Both. It depends on how feminist I'm feeling that day.

Hahaha, awesome!

Hilaboo86 · September 2013

I heart this thread. Period. The end.

Liz4444 · September 2013

valstulas said:

@maryannespier Lol to "the dark side of lesbianism!" Also, I think everyone looks at the ladies while watching porn. No one likes to look at a naked dude.

Disagree, gay man porn is hot!

valstulas · September 2013

robynloureed said:

Liz4444 said:

valstulas said:

@maryannespier Lol to "the dark side of lesbianism!" Also, I think everyone looks at the ladies while watching porn. No one likes to look at a naked dude.

Disagree, gay man porn is hot!

I dunno. I've only watched it a few times just to see what it was like and they all had super saggy balls. I had a fuck buddy in college that had super saggy balls and when we would do it doggy style they would smack me in the vag... Weirdest feeling ever.

That is a weird/gross feeling, lol!

equinus · September 2013

This thread is awesome and I love all you ladies, makes feel like I wasn't so bad in collage. I love smoking pot, just not eating it, there was one New Year's Eve back in collage that involved brownies, and not being able to move, lol. I also did ecstasy twice and shrooms once, I was only mildly slutty though.

miss2697 · September 2013

robynloureed said:

Liz4444 said:

valstulas said:

@maryannespier Lol to "the dark side of lesbianism!" Also, I think everyone looks at the ladies while watching porn. No one likes to look at a naked dude.

Disagree, gay man porn is hot!

I dunno. I've only watched it a few times just to see what it was like and they all had super saggy balls. I had a fuck buddy in college that had super saggy balls and when we would do it doggy style they would smack me in the vag... Weirdest feeling ever.

OMG! You are killing me tonight!

valstulas · September 2013

Almost unbelievable that this thread is still going strong. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised, since it will live forever in infamy, kind of like the fisting thread.

S/O, anyone into fisting?