FFTC (for those of us that can't remember ours by Friday) ;)

cuterusaurus · September 2013

Let's hear them!

Mine: every time someone posts a birth control thread, I am tempted to recommend hysterectomy. Passive aggressive humor? I'm twisted, I know.

sparkymcgeee · September 2013

Abstinence works too. I know I'm not getting any right now. I'm too exhausted.

M0ON · September 2013

I've started EC.

emmanemm · September 2013

LO wouldn't stop fussing all day if I wasn't standing up bouncing and walking with her(really bad on my messed up knee). I realized she stopped fussing when she could see the tv so I let her watch tv for a little bit so I could get a few minutes of silence.

FWIW, when I noticed that the tv worked I went and got our baby Einstein DVD and put that on.

Edit: wording

Kitten80 · September 2013

This one is silly :I read a thread a week (or more? Time is kind of fluid these days) about how people kept hitting quote/flag/etc when they were trying to reply. This had only happened to me 1 x bfore I read the thread and happens pretty much constantly since, lol. I am ashamed to admit this exhausted and sick mama was blaming you ladies for this earlier today as I did it 3 times in a row, instead of my clumsy large thumbs. Sorry.

Eta: I do know that it's ridiculous, but I wanted to blame someone. And this one I couldn't pin on H. Hmm, unless I blame it on the dumb phone he picked for me insisting it was awesome and then bought himself a different, new one the next month. Hmmm

Kitten80 · September 2013

is it sad I can't remember the ffc I thought of Sunday? Oh brain, how I miss thee.

[Deleted User] · September 2013

Laurendag said:

I went to the other target in town because I called out sick but still needed to get some stuff. The girl in the Starbucks was absolutely incompetent. I asked her to make the same thing I get because it's pretty hard to mess up and oh it was disgusting. Instead of asking her to fix it I went to her supervisor. Not only did she not make my drink right, she was completely unsanitary and kept scratching her head. And it took her five minutes to make something that should take less than two. My supervisor asked me the next day if it was me that complained and I told her yep. She highfived me. Our stores are big rivals.

But...but... Birds of the same feather flock together. I wouldn't have gone to her supervisor, she's just trying to make a living like you.

[Deleted User] · September 2013

@kdasr that's yucky. I agree that she should've told her but not gone all the way to her supervisor.

Jasmineeelizabeth · September 2013

No matter how many times I ask, I can't remember wth ffs or fftc means...

emmanemm · September 2013

Jasmineeelizabeth said:
No matter how many times I ask, I can't remember wth ffs or fftc means...

Ffs- for fucks sake

Fffc- flame free Friday confessions, only in this case since it's Tuesday, its fftc.

valstulas · September 2013

I went to a Christian liberal arts school. Crazy, I know. We had a behavior code and I got kicked out senior year for supplying alcohol to my underage housemates and for making out with another girl, hahaha!

emmanemm · September 2013

robynloureed said:

valstulas said:

I went to a Christian liberal arts school. Crazy, I know. We had a behavior code and I got kicked out senior year for supplying alcohol to my underage housemates and for making out with another girl, hahaha!

This. This is awesome. I would have totally partied with you in high school.

Yup. This!

[Deleted User] · September 2013

emmanemm said:

robynloureed said:

valstulas said:

I went to a Christian liberal arts school. Crazy, I know. We had a behavior code and I got kicked out senior year for supplying alcohol to my underage housemates and for making out with another girl, hahaha!

This. This is awesome. I would have totally partied with you in high school.

Yup. This!

I would've made out with you too... I mean partied!

emmanemm · September 2013

zoeyjack said:

valstulas said:

I went to a Christian liberal arts school. Crazy, I know. We had a behavior code and I got kicked out senior year for supplying alcohol to my underage housemates and for making out with another girl, hahaha!

This. This is awesome. I would have totally partied with you in high school.
Yup. This!
I would've made out with you too... I mean partied!

This made me snort! lol what would I do without you ladies?

valstulas · September 2013

@robynloureed I love pot! When I was in college, I went on a cruise with my friends and we split a Philly between the four of us. I was so messed up that when we got out of the car I was laughing so hard I peed myself. I was wearing this long corduroy skirt and when I peed, it went all down the sides of the skirt and made this perfect circle on the sidewalk. I thought it was the funniest thing ever. Lol, good times.

emmanemm · September 2013

@robynloureed you are my soulmate! I used to love pot!

jackson290721 · September 2013

Audrey1787 said:
Second confession.... I'm currently eating chocolate chip cookie number....12.

I'm drooling.

jackson290721 · September 2013

emmanemm said:
LO wouldn't stop fussing all day if I wasn't standing up bouncing and walking with her(really bad on my messed up knee). I realized she stopped fussing when she could see the tv so I let her watch tv for a little bit so I could get a few minutes of silence.

FWIW, when I noticed that the tv worked I went and got our baby Einstein DVD and put that on.

Edit: wording

LO used to have so many issues burping. I found if she can see the TV she will burp in 3 seconds. haha no idea why, but hey, it works.

[Deleted User] · September 2013

I miss college and binge drinking and smoking pot...before every meal. Hey, it tasted better that way

in college I went to cheerleading practice high (and I was a flyer)...not cool, super scary. Man, I was such a waste of life in college and I loved every second of it.

emmanemm · September 2013

Asbromle said:
I miss college and binge drinking and smoking pot...before every meal. Hey, it tasted better that way in college I went to cheerleading practice high (and I was a flyer)...not cool, super scary. Man, I was such a waste of life in college and I loved every second of it.

I was a cheerleader in highschool and was a flyer for my highschool team and competition team! Never went to practice high though, I bet you had fun! (:

[Deleted User] · September 2013

emmanemm said:

I miss college and binge drinking and smoking pot...before every meal. Hey, it tasted better that way in college I went to cheerleading practice high (and I was a flyer)...not cool, super scary. Man, I was such a waste of life in college and I loved every second of it.
I was a cheerleader in highschool and was a flyer for my highschool team and competition team! Never went to practice high though, I bet you had fun! (:

I was such a good kid in high school. Ok, maybe not good but I was oblivious to any type of drug. College corrupted me. Maybe it was the 900 feet of snow on the ground for most of the year...

cuterusaurus · September 2013

Asbromle said:

emmanemm said:

Asbromle said:
I miss college and binge drinking and smoking pot...before every meal. Hey, it tasted better that way in college I went to cheerleading practice high (and I was a flyer)...not cool, super scary. Man, I was such a waste of life in college and I loved every second of it.
I was a cheerleader in highschool and was a flyer for my highschool team and competition team! Never went to practice high though, I bet you had fun! (:

I was such a good kid in high school. Ok, maybe not good but I was oblivious to any type of drug. College corrupted me. Maybe it was the 900 feet of snow on the ground for most of the year...

Yeah. This.

M0ON · September 2013

Another retired stoner here!

I love this bmb

jackson290721 · September 2013

I've also never been high. Probably never will be. (MH is a ex drug addict) < is that a confession? haha

My FIL on the otherhand went to prison for awhile for writing fake prescriptions. He now is licensed to sell medical pot....Im still scratching my head over that one. haha

Liz4444 · September 2013

I am sitting in the dark, nursing Mo and drinking wine because DH couldn't figure out the damn Swaddleme... Again!

I was never a pot smoker, it made me feel like i drank 2 bottles of vodka. I wouldn't remember a thing and pass out, it also made me nauseaus. I've always been a drinker. There was also that 1 year of coke... But that was long after college.

emmanemm · September 2013

skleigh said:
I would much rather be stoned than drunk. Sigh...pot. those were fun days.

Me too! No hangover, plus the sex while high is amazing. I used to love to get high and then dtd. Mmmm memories.

Pink724 · September 2013

I won any chugging contest I was in (up until we started TTC and I quit drinking so much). Like, beat all the boys. My best girlfriend and I used to make good money in bars and at parties betting groups of guys that I could down a pint of bud light faster than they could. They would always take the bet, convinced a girl coud never out drink them. I won every single time.

[Deleted User] · September 2013

Liz4444 said:

I am sitting in the dark, nursing Mo and drinking wine because DH couldn't figure out the damn Swaddleme... Again! I was never a pot smoker, it made me feel like i drank 2 bottles of vodka. I wouldn't remember a thing and pass out, it also made me nauseaus. I've always been a drinker. There was also that 1 year of coke... But that was long after college.

I'd prefer not to go down that road again.

valstulas · September 2013

@Liz4444 I've only used coke once. I liked it a little too much.

I have another confession. I put out the first night I met SO. We didn't even have a date. He was the bartender and I took him home with me, lol!

Liz4444 · September 2013

@valstulas, the first time is great, after that it is the worst hangover ever. I would be out of commission for an entire day.

valstulas · September 2013

Pink724 said:
I won any chugging contest I was in (up until we started TTC and I quit drinking so much). Like, beat all the boys. My best girlfriend and I used to make good money in bars and at parties betting groups of guys that I could down a pint of bud light faster than they could. They would always take the bet, convinced a girl coud never out drink them. I won every single time.

This is awesome. The only time I've ever won money in a bar was for shaking my ass in a wet T-shirt contest. Not telling my kids that story....

Pink724 · September 2013

Liz4444 said:
@valstulas, the first time is great, after that it is the worst hangover ever. I would be out of commission for an entire day.

This. I am all too familiar.

heyhaylee · September 2013

valstulas said:
@Liz4444 I've only used coke once. I liked it a little too much.

I have another confession. I put out the first night I met SO. We didn't even have a date. He was the bartender and I took him home with me, lol!

I put out the first time too. We were double dating with other people. And by other people I mean I had another date and so did he. Lol. We aren't friends with the other people anymore.

[Deleted User] · September 2013

Pink724 said:

I won any chugging contest I was in (up until we started TTC and I quit drinking so much). Like, beat all the boys. My best girlfriend and I used to make good money in bars and at parties betting groups of guys that I could down a pint of bud light faster than they could. They would always take the bet, convinced a girl coud never out drink them. I won every single time.

Before pregnancy I was always the one people wanted on their team that involved any sort of drinking. I was pretty good at it

for being on the smaller side I can put away some beer. Wine, and liquor... not so much.

[Deleted User] · September 2013

I put out the first night too... He had a long time girlfriend, not proud of that

[Deleted User] · September 2013

robynloureed said:

valstulas said:

@Liz4444 I've only used coke once. I liked it a little too much. I have another confession. I put out the first night I met SO. We didn't even have a date. He was the bartender and I took him home with me, lol!

When I went through my slut faze I did this a few times. Then I got the clap and I stopped sluting it up. I know who gave it to me too. He was banging 2 other chicks (that I know of) around the same time I was screwing him. I would leave and 30 minutes later another cick would show up. Just enough time to reload I guess. He had a huge dick and was great in bed, so I didn't mind until I got the clap. We used a condom every time, but once.... I told my sister and she would walk around singing "JUST MAKE IT CLAP!!" ::Clap clap:: and clap at me. And I laughed. And then I stopped being a skank..... Thank god it wasn't herpes.

This made me LOL.

emmanemm · September 2013

robynloureed said:

valstulas said:

@Liz4444 I've only used coke once. I liked it a little too much.

I have another confession. I put out the first night I met SO. We didn't even have a date. He was the bartender and I took him home with me, lol!

When I went through my slut faze I did this a few times. Then I got the clap and I stopped sluting it up. I know who gave it to me too. He was banging 2 other chicks (that I know of) around the same time I was screwing him. I would leave and 30 minutes later another cick would show up. Just enough time to reload I guess. He had a huge dick and was great in bed, so I didn't mind until I got the clap. We used a condom every time, but once.... I told my sister and she would walk around singing "JUST MAKE IT CLAP!!" ::Clap clap:: and clap at me. And I laughed. And then I stopped being a skank..... Thank god it wasn't herpes.

I went through a super slut faze, never caught anything. I've been in a 3-some before. *hangs head in shame* I was young and stupid. And veryyyyy drunk.

I blame most of my slut faze on having super low self esteem.

valstulas · September 2013

robynloureed said:
Thank god it wasn't herpes.

Or the hiv!

[Deleted User] · September 2013

And here I thought we were all innocent mothers...

cuterusaurus · September 2013

Tuesday confessions are way more interesting than Friday confessions.

valstulas · September 2013

2012ames said:
Tuesday confessions are way more interesting than Friday confessions.

I think maybe it's bc we started it at night? Maybe some of us have been imbibing, too? Not me, as I am on call again, boo!

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