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  • LOL the Paleo diet. I never understood the fad diets.
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  • Here, dreading another 1.5 hour bedtime again. Stay in bed, child. FFS. Team Zoey D is sofa king annoying.
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  • MrsT0514 said:
    I won't ever give you up, starches.  Don't you ever worry about that. 
    I hear ya. This whole "I lost 50 fucking pounds on the Paleo diet" bullshit is making me crazy. Fuck all that noise. I don't think I could ever give up carbs and call it a "lifestyle change".

    Can't you eat carbs on paleo? I thought Rice and Potatoes were cool, no?
    No I don't think so. My BIL is doing it and SIL has to make him pizza and rice out of cauliflower. It's supposed to be all meats, nuts, ect.
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  • hehehe meats and nuts.


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  • I eat all the meats and nuts in my house, too.


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  • Lol, only you would be the first to point that out and laugh like a 12 year old boy @Missyishere.
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  • GUILTY @nana_osaki06


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  • It's ok, it's why we love you @Missyishere.
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  • Well according to my research root veggies are controversial and peanuts are a no but macadamias are cool.

     

    Fuck paleo. Potatoes for lyfe bitch.

    Yeah, Paleo can suck it. I don't see how it can be healthy either. Like juicing, I don't get juicing. Seems silly.

    Though the juicing trend is what makes my mom think that it's ok to give Juicy Juice to the kids like it's water. So not the same thing Mom.
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  • I'm sitting at Central Market with M. About to eat some pizza. I came here for the park but my dumb ass didn't check the weather and it started to pour as soon as we got here. I ordered a beer to make myself feel better
    @JustAphase I didn't know Central Market was a chain until like 3 weeks ago. I thought it was just a local grocery store type thing. I love it there though, too bad "normal" food is sooooo expensive, but I get some great produce and Cade goat milk stuff there.

    Anyways, I just got done with dinner. It's Dexter night so Rosie is eating her dinner before bed. I have a headache and nothing I do gets rid of it. Next step is to see if a hard cider will cure it.
    Yeah it's a bit too expensive for me to do regular grocery shopping there. Sometimes they have really good sales though. The one by me has an awesome outdoor area and park so I take M and we'll eat at the cafe.
    Yeah. I know some people that shop there exclusively and I don't know how they can afford it. I only go for specific stuff though. I just love the selection and they have some pretty awesome food there too. I have to shop there for some things now since they are the only place in my area that carries goat milk anything anymore.
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  • I could spend $100 just on cheese at Central Market.
    I DON'T EVEN KNOW WWHAT THAT IS!


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  • Paleo is ridiculous. I mean, sure, you could give up grains. But... WHY?
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  • I could spend $100 just on cheese at Central Market.
    I DON'T EVEN KNOW WWHAT THAT IS!
    It's like Whole Foods but less snooty, with better foods, and that carriers normal brands (and caffinated sodas). I love Central Market. I could drop a few hundo in there if I could buy whatever I wanted. I'd be rolling in brioche rolls and fresh produce.
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  • MrsT0514 said:

    I won't ever give you up, starches.  Don't you ever worry about that. 

    I hear ya. This whole "I lost 50 fucking pounds on the Paleo diet" bullshit is making me crazy. Fuck all that noise. I don't think I could ever give up carbs and call it a "lifestyle change".


    Can't you eat carbs on paleo? I thought Rice and Potatoes were cool, no?

    No I don't think so. My BIL is doing it and SIL has to make him pizza and rice out of cauliflower. It's supposed to be all meats, nuts, ect.


    Correct. My sister and aunt both eat paleo. Its all organic, grass fed meats, nuts, fruits, and vegetables. No carbs, no dairy, no processed foods.

    In theory, sounds great. Especially the all organic, grass fed meats. Would it be sustainable? Probably not. Cost conscious for the middle-class folk like myself? Nope.
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  • I wish I forgot to eat. I forget that I have already eaten and eat more.

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  • I am just making it in here...LO is already asleep but she had a rough evening. We went on a family walk and picked up leaves and pinecones for some art projects but when we came back inside she had a meltdown so Daddy changed her into jammies and she was asleep in a few minutes.

    Also, I just finished a bowl of caramel ice cream :) yummm
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  • MrsT0514 said:
    MrsT0514 said:
    I won't ever give you up, starches.  Don't you ever worry about that. 
    I hear ya. This whole "I lost 50 fucking pounds on the Paleo diet" bullshit is making me crazy. Fuck all that noise. I don't think I could ever give up carbs and call it a "lifestyle change".

    Can't you eat carbs on paleo? I thought Rice and Potatoes were cool, no?
    No I don't think so. My BIL is doing it and SIL has to make him pizza and rice out of cauliflower. It's supposed to be all meats, nuts, ect.
    Correct. My sister and aunt both eat paleo. Its all organic, grass fed meats, nuts, fruits, and vegetables. No carbs, no dairy, no processed foods. In theory, sounds great. Especially the all organic, grass fed meats. Would it be sustainable? Probably not. Cost conscious for the middle-class folk like myself? Nope.
    I eat mostly organic and I do the grass fed meats, but aint no way in hell am I giving up carbs and dairy. Fuck weight loss.
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  • I'm here for the next 20 min or so. My man candy is coming over!

    Drinking Fire Fly and water....Yum. Nothing like Iced Tea vodka to perk you up.

    I've been MIA....tho sure no one has noticed ::cries in corner::

    I quit my job (today) that I've had for like 3 weeks
    Firefly is delicious, but I like another brand (can't remember which one)--it's less sweet, so I can add it to lemonade and it won't make your teeth tingle.  I <3 Arnold Palmers.

    Why did you quit your job?  How's your LO doing?  How's everything going with your ex?
    Ya, I like Jermiah Weed, I mix it with more iced tea and a spash of water.

    My company tried to tell me that they were going to combine my job with the receptionist job. My job is crazy busy enough and the receptionist job is very super busy. They didn't offer me any more money and then told me I'd have to work nights and weekends and holidays. I told them to fuck right off. They new before accepted the job I could not work weekend or nights and I was a single mom. FYI- The current receptionist went back to school (college)

    XH is a douche. He tried to tell me about a month ago he couldn't come visit DS because he had no money and couldn't take ANY days off. Then last week he told me he was flying to see his football team play and meet his brothers there (in a different state) he took Friday and Monday off.

    DS is doing awesome. Single mom hood is getting better but still lonely at times.
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  • My company tried to tell me that they were going to combine my job with the receptionist job. My job is crazy busy enough and the receptionist job is very super busy. They didn't offer me any more money and then told me I'd have to work nights and weekends and holidays. I told them to fuck right off. They new before accepted the job I could not work weekend or nights and I was a single mom. FYI- The current receptionist went back to school (college)

    XH is a douche. He tried to tell me about a month ago he couldn't come visit DS because he had no money and couldn't take ANY days off. Then last week he told me he was flying to see his football team play and meet his brothers there (in a different state) he took Friday and Monday off.

    DS is doing awesome. Single mom hood is getting better but still lonely at times.
    Glad your DS is doing awesome. Sorry Single momhood is lonely.

    From everything you've ever posted, this is pretty consistent behavior for your X.

    I do hope you chose more delicate words than telling your job to fuck off :) Although you are absolutely right that trying to change your hours and job duties so radically is complete bullshit. The proper phrasing is:

    "Given my current workload, I just don't have the bandwidth to handle any additional job duties at this time. Additionally, the receptionist job is currently a full time position in itself. I recommend we replace the departing staff member and maintain previous staffing levels."
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  • Fucking Fox not putting up episodes of new shows right away without Hulu plus. I guess they WANT me to watch a sidereel version without commercials...
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