I'm just feelin' like I need to whine a bit today!
My body is a NIGHTMARE right now!!
1) At first I couldn't poop at all... now I can't stop!
2) Whenever I look at my face in the mirror I'm getting Middle School flash backs. GO AWAY acne!
3) Where the hell did this nasty BO come from? Since when did I have to start taking extra showers and sneak my DH's stronger deodorant to mask this disgusting and embarrassing problem?
4) to top it all off, I'm more horny than I've ever been, and after listing all the above I don't even want to have sex with myself, so why do I feel the urge to throw my nasty self on DH?
I can't be the only one out there suffering! So what are your issues?