What's your TMI pregnancy symptoms?

kwolslager · September 2013

I'm just feelin' like I need to whine a bit today!

My body is a NIGHTMARE right now!!

1) At first I couldn't poop at all... now I can't stop!

2) Whenever I look at my face in the mirror I'm getting Middle School flash backs. GO AWAY acne!

3) Where the hell did this nasty BO come from? Since when did I have to start taking extra showers and sneak my DH's stronger deodorant to mask this disgusting and embarrassing problem?

4) to top it all off, I'm more horny than I've ever been, and after listing all the above I don't even want to have sex with myself, so why do I feel the urge to throw my nasty self on DH?

I can't be the only one out there suffering! So what are your issues?

sdo_082989 · September 2013

1) I throw up a cup full of mucous every single morning. It's disgusting.

2) I pee every time I throw up. I have to sit on the toilet and vomit into the trash can because if I don't I will have pee running down both legs.

3) The hair on my legs and armpits grow at super sonic speeds now. I used to be able to only shave once a week and now I need to shave every day almost. I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks. Luckily the hair on my legs is so blonde it's nearly transparent so you can't really see it unless you are looking really hard or the sun is just right. I do keep my pits shaved though.

Kristy774 · September 2013

Peeing myself every time I laugh too hard or sneeze, I'm going to be in a diaper by the 2nd trimester.

rlmanning · September 2013

My gas sounds like it is coming from a man..... I mean seriously, this is rediculous! My DH laughs so hard....

amazing.cassie · September 2013

Random new moles and dark random hair in weird places like my right breast and my chin! Never had that before!

And the dreaded acne, stinky gas, and laughing so hard I pee a little. Oh joy!

Leticiasmugala · September 2013

My burps are so loud now! It's like a foghorn going off! DH keeps claiming that I'm "pushing" them out to make them louder.
Also, I wouldn't say I have diarrhea, but "consistently loose stools" is a pretty good description. Gross.

Nicdee · September 2013

Severe constipation. I came home from work yesterday and I was so bloated I just laid in bed all night. When I woke up this morning I had to call in sick (something I never do). 6 days without a bowl movement. Thanks goodness I bypassed taking the stool softener for a few more days and went straight to the suppository. Super gross, TMI pregnancy symptom.

BeckyF82 · September 2013

Constant burping. Plus peeing when I throw up. Fun.

KatieGummow · September 2013

1) Acne. Everywhere. Shoulders, back, face, neck, chest.

2) I stink. Not my arm pits, my body.

3) My leg hair grows alarmingly fast.

4) Really gassy. And loud.

Kyllarae · September 2013

Oh my gosh I spit all the time and its the nastiest thing! I don't even know where it all comes from but if I don't spit it out I end up vomiting and I can't decide which is more gross..

lilmama412 · September 2013

1. Man hair...everywhere.

2. Head hair is dry and frizzy.

3. Vagina is swollen, itchy and thick discharge

myschlove · September 2013

oh m gee! my gas is so stinky! I dread farting cause it makes me gag! it's bad!!

and my mouth tastes so bad right now! I've switched vitamins and sucked on mints and candy but nothing helps

pregnancy sucks!
(don't get me wrong, I love my DS and I wanted another baby... but I hate pregnancy!)

cfthoct292011 · September 2013

I guess mine would be I've been having some bad coughing at times and I seem to always pee a little. On top of that my nausea got so bad last night I threw up and when that happened i peed my pants. I then proceeded to cry on the toilet for half an hour while DH tried to convince me it was ok.

cfthoct292011 · September 2013

Kyllarae said:
Oh my gosh I spit all the time and its the nastiest thing! I don't even know where it all comes from but if I don't spit it out I end up vomiting and I can't decide which is more gross..

Omg I am going through that too it sucks soooo bad!!!

MrsSmith0312 · September 2013

Acne, diarrhea, AWFUL smelling farts, cough up tons of mucus in the morning, bad breath/taste in my mouth ... the list goes on. I'm gross.

babybarnes87 · September 2013

Scaly dry skin (this is new), particularly down my right leg of all places. Any good moisturizer recs?

sking72 · September 2013

Acne, discharge, horny as fuck, yet very smelly. Not to mention extremely lazy, so who knows if my leg hair is growing fast...Im not shaving it. Always had BM problems, won't even try to explain those.

baileymama3 · September 2013

Loud and smelly farts, constant burps, extreme constipation, throwing up, cramps from gas, and just making a lot of noises in general! I typically am fairly hairy but the growth has doubled in pace...annoying. My husband laughs at how much noise I make now... Groans, moans, farts and burps.... How am I so gross?

JessSSutton · September 2013

Really bad acne, I look like I'm in 7th grade again. Also super weird metallic taste in my mouth. I'm bloated so that I don't look preggo just like I've gotten fat... Also really bad body temp fluctuations. One second I'm literally sweating and thd next freezing... I can't tell if the sweating is creating more b.o. Or it's just excentuated by my new hyper sense of smell! Ewwww when does the "glowing" part kick in????

Doulamama3 · September 2013

I have acne like a teenage boy all of the sudden! I have popped blood vessels in my cheeks from throwing up so forcefully. And so of course I pee in the middle of a puke. Sexy. The most annoying is that I am getting tons of long peach fuzz kind of hair on my cheeks, chin and upper lip. I really feel like I am a 13 year old boy

abbeylanecb · September 2013

All the discharge is awful! Ugh

mrscrcalli · September 2013

The worst farts ever.. All day, all night

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Laroo0220 · September 2013

Raunchy nasty disgusting gas. Oh and having a bacterial infection along with all the fun symptoms but not being able to treat it until 12 weeks per dr orders. It's unbearable!

Kyllarae · September 2013

babybarnes87 said:
Scaly dry skin (this is new), particularly down my right leg of all places. Any good moisturizer recs?

It's a bit pricey but Hands of Hope by Philosophy (I get it at Ulta) is sooo amazing! I put it on my legs after I shave and on my hands after I wash them in the winter because they get so cracked and it works like a miracle and it makes my skin incredibly soft! My only negative with this is that it smells like white bread to me lol other people say they don't smell anything but I definitely do.

MandTB · September 2013

i also have the nasty farts, burping, and disgusting smelly discharge...

vanvoorhis-101 · September 2013

I have to put deodorant on two to three times a day cause I am so sweaty and stinky!

SeattleMomma · September 2013

Discharge. Enough said

DKGbaby · September 2013

Tons o' Discharge, wicked farts, so lazy- I want to lay on my couch ALL day long. Hairs growing from strange places...I smell so gross...I can't even stand myself! I don't remember pregnancy being this nasty before!

hordol · September 2013

I have plenty of backne and my body hair is out of control. I've always had a little happy trail on my stomach but it was very manageable. I can't keep up with it anymore and I feel disgusting.