Not the first night of teaching I've had my phone blown up that Ab is crying her eyes out. Also not the first night that I've cut corners in my plan and sped home to find a peacefully sleeping baby. I'm calling BS.
Also, I may be installing a nanny cam to see what's really happening whilst I'm away...
Re: Really, husband? Really??
Edit to add: he doesn't toss the baby back at me or anything. He just feels bad that he can't calm her down quickly.