I'm about to enter the 2WW. I hate the 2WW. I can ALMOST handle BFNs because its the not knowing that kills me.
Here's what will happen: 1-7DPO I'll keep it together.
8DPO- I'll have the it'll never happen woe is me blah blah
9DPO- staying away from tests (if I don't test then I won't jinx)
10DPO - Linda Blair PMS sets in
11DPO- usually by this time I'll know I'm not pregnant because my PMS is predictable as heck.
By 12DPO- I'm peeing on every test in the house and when they pop up negative I get a beer
4 hours later I'm holding said tests up to every light in the house (what if they've changed?)
By 13DPO I have horrible cramps and I know it's over.
What do you ladies do to keep from obsession?
Oh and I'll confess, I don't care, this is crazy (I mean F-ing crazy) I stockpile the HPTs. Like it could be an episode of Hoarders! I have 1 FRER, 2 Clearblue Digitals, and about 20 ICs AND I CAN'T STOP BUYING them!!! Especially if I catch em on sale or those boxes of 2 or 3!! Here lately I buy the box of regular non digital clearblue ovulation sticks and it includes a digital pregnancy test, so in my mind its "justified" since I need the Ovulation sticks (to back up my OTHER ovulation sticks)

Me: 27 DH: 33
Married 6 years
Conceived DS after 4 years of MFI
TTC # 2 (not trying,not preventing ever)
May 2013 - August 2013 Timed Intercourse = BFN
September 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs=BFN
October 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs, and "warming foods" = BFP
Beta #1 19, Beta #2 18 Progesterone 4.6 Miscarried 11/9/13
November 2013 - Benched, waiting for first post-loss AF.
No longer benched per New RE/OB!
Jan. 15 2014 - BFP. HCG 3900 - Ectopic
Jan. 16 2014 Left tube removed and D&C
March 2, 2014 First AF
Re: 14 days of distractions for a SAHM?
I'm the worst possible person to provide advice on how to act sane or how to distract oneself during the 2ww. I started POAS at 7 DPO last cycle because that was Thursday, and if I was pregnant, I wanted to know before the weekend when my dr's office would be closed. Repeat again on Friday at 8 DPO. Then I decided I could wait until Monday to test again when my OBs office was open.
But then at 9 DPO came, and I saw that more than half of pregnant women testing at 9 DPO using Wondflos saw a positive pregnancy test, so the temptation was too much. After the BFN I got depressed and vowed to not test again....until that night when I realized I hadn't peed for about 6 hours which means I shouldn't waste that concentrated urine. And then I got depressed and vowed to not test again.
And then at 10 DPO I had some cramping that I thought could be caused by implantation, so I tested that night. And at 11 DPO I had spotting...which reminded me I had spotting with my first BFP, so you know what that means. Bust another one open. All the while I was telling myself "you had spotting at 11 DPO last cycle too, dummy. It meant AF was coming. Remember her?"
I feel like some closeted-optimist with ever-present pessimism. So in short, I think we should start a crazy-club.
October 2011 - DS (7)
July 2014 - Stillborn DD (24 weeks)
August 2015 - DD (3)
April 2018 - 5 week loss
Hilarious! And also feels like reading about myself
@purtz the current journey? maybe 10? (In 4 months) before my son? Countless. One time I peed on the darn pregnancy test stick and when I wiped afterward I saw AF (before the pee even had a chance to DRY on the test stick) that's some crappy luck!
when I finally DID get a + (the first time around) I almost didn't see it, not because it was faint but, because I was in such a habit of throwing them in the trash.
Pregnancy tests don't like me! So I just pee on them and give em the finger
Me: 27 DH: 33
Conceived DS after 4 years of MFI
TTC # 2 (not trying,not preventing ever)
May 2013 - August 2013 Timed Intercourse = BFN
September 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs=BFN
October 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs, and "warming foods" = BFP
Beta #1 19, Beta #2 18 Progesterone 4.6 Miscarried 11/9/13
November 2013 - Benched, waiting for first post-loss AF.
No longer benched per New RE/OB!
Jan. 15 2014 - BFP. HCG 3900 - Ectopic
Jan. 16 2014 Left tube removed and D&C
March 2, 2014 First AF