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Fantasy Football Smack Talk

Sandy CohenSandy Cohen member
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I thought we could use an official smack talk thread.

Best of luck everyone.
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    I am going to win so good. Because I am good.
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    Who is DasWannabe? I am MostPoints UsuallyWins. And I shall score more points than the Wannabes, and thus win.

    Peyton Manning is not that good. The Texans are going to moderate Foster's workload. And who exactly IS Knowshon Moreno?
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  • ColtsdadColtsdad member
    DasWannabe is apbloye.

    I shall defeat the cornballers because my team is more superior and because ESPN says so.
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  • Sandy CohenSandy Cohen member
    I don't know who is who either.

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  • Sandy CohenSandy Cohen member
    I'm Hurricane Sandy

    And I hope the battery in your mouse dies right before you go to set your line up, so you drive to the convienent store by your house to go buy some new batteries but you have to stand in line for ten minutes. When you finally reach the check out counter, the clerk tells you, "I'm sorry our credit card machine is down, we can only take cash". So then you drive all the way across town to the grocery store and find out they don't have any batteries left. Then you say to yourself, we'll I'm already out here I will stop by Rite Aid to get some. They have them in stock! You're excited and you rush home to set your line up. There's five minutes left to kick off and you go to open the package of batteries only to find out they are expired.

    Well maybe that's too harsh. I hope your dw let's you sleep in and you forget to set your line up or something of that nature.
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  • Sandy CohenSandy Cohen member
    Thanks for the trade, Polooo. I definitely needed some depth at RB. I think it will be more CJ2K this year than CJLame.

    Amendola should put up great numbers for you and Reggie is always consistent.

    Good luck man
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  • ColtsdadColtsdad member
    My team is Somewhere Over Dwyane Bowe. 

    I believe it goes as follows:
    DaWannabes = apbloye
    Rubber City Brugger = Wulfgar
    Mostpoints Usually Wins = Luckydad
    Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe = Coltsdad
    Hurricane Sandy = Sandy Cohen
    Dog Pound = polooo26
    Team Blue Kool Aid = futant426
    The Cornballer = Prime

    That is what I can tell.  I might have a team or two switched.
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    polooo26 said:
    polooo26 said:
    Sandy Cohen said:
    Thanks for the trade, Polooo. I definitely needed some depth at RB. I think it will be more CJ2K this year than CJLame. Amendola should put up great numbers for you and Reggie is always consistent. Good luck man
    Time will tell on who got the better deal, but I think we both benefited.


    And thanks for throwing in the D. I really needed that.

    Afterall, Ds win championships.

    And man, it's gonna be TOUGH to find a good D on the waiver wire in this league!
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    apbloye said:
    Ha... I think I read somewhere that Payton is gonna be taken down by the Texans.... Well news for you. I watched some sports show and they said Broncos are going to DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS yea thats right, we are gonna most of the way then gonna lay on out stomachs and take it up the poop shoot just like last year. So ha!! Burn on that.
    Although I appreciate your big picture thinking, the Broncos are playing the Ravens tonight.

    I actually think the Ravens might win. Minimally I think they will cover the spread.
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  • WulfgarWulfgar member
    I have Pittsburgh D and Aaron Rodgers so I am going to be untouchable.  Also, every time Aaron scores I should get double points since I have almost all of Green Bay's WRs.  If I get bored beating everyone with Green Bay I will switch my offense to Big Ben and destroy you that way.
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    apbloye said:
    What what?? The Ravens are gonna beat the Broncos..... DON'T THINK SO. Broncos are making a mass murder in the 3rd quarter.
    Yeah. So, looks like Peyton might score 120 fantasy points by himself this week. Doh!
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    apbloye said:
    Seems like it and then on top of that I have Julius Thomas. He got the first 2 touchdowns thrown to him.
    Alright, well, time to start thinking about next week then. Did you even bother picking up a Kicker yet?
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    Well, looks like I"m well on my way to lowest point total for the week!

    What went wrong? My #1 and #2 RBs combined for less than 8 points total. Roddy White was a huge let down. And I didn't have anyone really grab the reigns and be the hero. Matt Ryan, Matt Forte and Marques Colston all had fine weeks, but not enough to carry me.

    Still have the Texans D and Andre Johnson to play, but yeah... I probably will be the least impressive on paper after week 1!
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  • futant462futant462 member
    Somehow I lucked upon 136.4 points with an auto drafted roster, and I still have RG3 playing tonight.  Now if only I can get @ColtsDad to trade with me for Reggie Bush...
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    polooo26 said:
    futant462 said:
    Somehow I lucked upon 136.4 points with an auto drafted roster, and I still have RG3 playing tonight.  Now if only I can get @ColtsDad to trade with me for Reggie Bush...

    I have requested that this be looked into. Auto drafting has mixed results. I may not even break 100.
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  • Sandy CohenSandy Cohen member
    polooo26 said:

    I think I'll end up just above you. A loss is a loss though, might as well get blown out when losing. I would have done much better if those trades would have been processed. Still wondering when that's going to happen.

    You would have beaten me if the trades went through. Sorry bro.

    FYI: Amendola is doubtful for Thursday nights game. Dude is such a puss
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  • WulfgarWulfgar member
    I am waiting for my Pittsburgh picks to heal up so that I can get them into play.
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    Really hoping ESPNs projections are close to reality and I can rack up 141 points and bounce back strong week 2!
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