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Serenla · September 2013

It is Friday flame free confession time! Do you have anything that you want to confess?

Remember it isn't always entirely flame free

snmetz7 · September 2013

i have 2.... i went to bed at 7 pm last night. on purpose! it was glorious.

i havent made dinner in 2 weeks lol between the hubs, ordering in, and going to parents houses i havent been in the kitchen in like 2 weeks. bu ti think that might end today... oh well. it was good while it lasted.

thomas930 · September 2013

We are going to Disney today and tomorrow....*whispers*...without the kids! :-O

I know, not really a confession but we've had a lot of people question why we'd go without the kids.

Serenla · September 2013

@Thomas930 lol, it is odd but you need a break.

Serenla · September 2013

I confess that when I went upstairs to get a towel I saw that the cat had puked on the floor. Normally in our house whoever finds it has to clean it, but I "forgot" about it and then later I convinced DH to go grab me a blanket so he would see it

padma55 · September 2013

My 14 year old son moved out two days ago. My confession; it will be a nice break, for however long it is. He hasn't wanted to live in our new home since we moved in May. He just got progressively more unhappy and was raging all the time. He moved to his father's 30 miles away. He says he never wants to see me again, that I'm a horrible mother, and that he hates me. Once I get over the words he said...I'll hear the peace and quiet in this house and know the right decision was made. I shouldn't feel glad that my son is gone, he is one of my favorite people in the entire universe...but I am. I needed a break from the anger and drama.

ksulli · September 2013

Something changed with the internet filters at work, and now I can pull the bump up on my touch from the office. I've wasted an hour or so a day on here all week. At least it's not a busy time of year right now.

MrsEmilyS · September 2013

Not really a confession but I am having cramps (first time this preg) and my brain is taking over making me worry. Ugh. I know it's fine but man they really hurt and are in one spot!

Serenla · September 2013

MrsEmilyS said:
Not really a confession but I am having cramps (first time this preg) and my brain is taking over making me worry. Ugh. I know it's fine but man they really hurt and are in one spot!

Yuck I'm sorry you're having cramps hun, but you're right this isn't a confession. More like it belongs in the symptom thread. FWIW I've been having cramps but I'm sure it is just your Ute stretching out.

Holljade · September 2013

lia619 said:

I got irrationally angry, well jealous really, at my DH because he is on a meal plan (we usually cycle through low/no carb plans together every couple months) and he is dropping pounds like crazy and building muscle. I was so jealous of him, I'm not proud of my reaction. I should be happy for him! I know that low/no carb is not a healthy option for me right now, especially when food is giving me trouble in general. I guess it's my body issues rearing their ugly head as my body is changing. I need to get over it! Edit: seriously, autocorrect go home, you're drunk.

I agree with this. My hubs looks like a freaking underwear model (in my eyes at least

) waking up at 4:30 most days to lift weights, sometimes working out twice a day.... and then there is me, laying around chowing down on cupcakes.

I should be happy he is so committed to being healthy, but the green eyed monster has taken me over. I have never been able to get the results he has, even when I was working out. I hate it!

Oh and also? he is one of those people that wants to gain weight. soooo that also makes me stabby.

AbbyPug19 · September 2013

I just woke up but I am going to keep trying to fall back asleep until I have to get ready for work in a few hours.

maelic · September 2013

My husband has decided to go on a diet (which he doesn't need) right while all I can stomach is carbs and cheese.

I went out and got a bagel with cream cheese this morning and he just got coffee. And then proceeded to eat half my bagel. He is going to be an enormous pain in my butt.

Serenla · September 2013

@padma55 I don't really think that it is terrible of you to feel relieved. Teens are flucking hard tp deal with, my own mom confessed something similar when I moved out at 18 and then again when my sister did as well.

babayRFL · September 2013

We live in the same town as my in-laws and my parents are 5 hours away. We told the in-laws about the baby last weekend and are visiting my parents this weekend to tell them. I feel guilty, but I'm a little mad that we told my in-laws about the baby before we told my parents. So dumb, but it's still bothering me!

melzh · September 2013

I woke up overly exhausted , took DD to daycare and used an LOA day so I could secretly stay home from work

pbandjmom · September 2013

I'm mad at my husband because he's not doting on me enough, and I feel like I should be doted on right now. I want to scream that he's being clueless and a toolwad, but I'm trying not to be a raging lunatic as well. And right now I pretty much hate myself because all I do is eat crap and sleep (I'm usually on-the-go, healthy, exercise queen).

So yeah. My confession is that right now I just hate my husband and myself. In a funk.

porterlove525 · September 2013

When the dog got up to be let out this morning I completely pretended to still be sound asleep so DH would get up an let him out. It was 40 degrees out and DH "works" from home when he's not traveling while I slave away in the office until 6pm. I feel no guilt

sking72 · September 2013

As much as I've tried to deny it, my hormones are kicking in. I almost cried at the doctor yesterday because they made me pee in a cup twice and I was so mad that they didn't tell me that when I peed in the first cup!

speechie517 · September 2013

I'm not traveling to my husband's football game this weekend because I don't want to spend the whole weekend hanging out with my MIL.

...and I'm a little excited he is out of town because it means I can make pumpkin spice coffee instead of the plain coffee he likes.

pbandjmom · September 2013

Also, I work in the event industry, and a lot of the people I have to work with behind the scenes are total B*TCHES. But I have to be nice to them so that we maintain a referral relationship. But I just want to email them back and tell them to take the stick out of their ass.

//that felt good.

lilmama412 · September 2013

My husband has a personal groomer thing that he keeps in the shower. The last couple of weeks I've been using it to shave "down there". If he found out he would be totally grossed out and probably never use it again. He has red hair and I have brown, so it will probably only be a matter of time. Until then I will keep using it

It is a much closer shave and doesn't leave any red bumps!

Serenla · September 2013

@lilmama412 lol, Fx he doesn't find out! Even if he does it isn't like he hasn't had anything else of his own near your lady bits before

you got KU somehow.

Christinekeyser · September 2013

I've had a cupcake every evening this week. I feel that the milk that I drink with it justifies eating the cupcake because I need the calcium...and the peace of mind that I get from enjoying the cupcake with sprinkles. :-)

sunshineinmay09 · September 2013

I haven't gotten dressed the last three days and I haven't shaved my legs in almost two weeks. So sad.

Serenla · September 2013

@maydaygirl590 lol, own it! During the winter I'm a flipping yeti

ckred27 · September 2013

I was so tired this morning that I lazed out and sent both my boys to daycare in their PJ's (diaper/pull up changed, but yeah)

cgoldian · September 2013

Today is my home office day and I am about to take the first of several naps for the day.

douglamj · September 2013

I went to my parents last night and played up my sickness just so my mom would make me dinner and wait on me...yes I am 26y/o and still play the "mommy" card.

SurpriseAt39 · September 2013

padma55 said:
My 14 year old son moved out two days ago. My confession; it will be a nice break, for however long it is. ::...::
I needed a break from the anger and drama.

You've gotta do what you've gotta do.
When my exH and I split up my (now) 12 yo DD stayed with him. He and I made that decision for several reasons. She was fine with it at the time.
Now she wants to live with me until she's been here for 3 or 4 days then she decides she doesn't want to.
She really is better off with dad ATM, but sometimes I miss her terribly.
On the other hand, the stress of her here and arguing with me is too much.

Don't worry about your son. Everything will work itself out.

BiggerinRealLife · September 2013

I resent my sister for making me feel guilty about her birthday. She never makes birthday plans then tells us yesterday that they made plans after all on Sarurday. DH can't go, we have commitments we can't get out of. I changed plans to go, but just found out it's a wine tasting event. So I won't even be able to enjoy it. I tried to make amends by doing an alternate birthday, but was made to feel guilty for not making this, so now I'm going and I'm resentful. And she's been so sweet to me during this pregnancy I feel bad for feeling the way I do. She's my sister, I should want to celebrate her.

sdo_082989 · September 2013

Maybe this is a UO but I hate football. I like to play it but I hate watching it.

MamaFantastic · September 2013

We are en route to NYC for a long weekend without our kiddo and I don't plan on missing him one bit while I'm galavanting around the city

Serenla · September 2013

Oh I have one more and it's a two-for.
We were visiting my in-laws over the long weekend and *somehow* we ended up in the shower together. We were messing around and I finished Dh off, but it was pity sex lol. I have had ZERO interest.

DemoDoll · September 2013

When I play kid songs in the car for DD I change the balance of the speakers to be in the far left, back corner so she can hear them well and I don't have to listen to it in my ear. I forgot to turn it back to up in front by me this morning and when my favorite song came on (Running Out of Moonlight by Randy Houser), I turned it up loud to jam out with DD in the car. She started yelling gibberish at me and I realized I hadn't change the balance back to me. When I switched it, it obviously got louder for me, it was blaring in my ears. My poor DD's ears. MOTY right there!!!

MamaFantastic · September 2013

^^
After our news about the SCH and my pelvic rest, I straight up told my husband he was not getting oral and he'd have to be satisfied with hand jobs only (his response: What?! Hand jobs are for teenagers!) Homeboy held out for a week and a half before begrudgingly letting me do it. What a princess! He even admitted afterward that it wasn't that bad

Serenla · September 2013

@spasticfantastic "princess"

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DemoDoll · September 2013

ckred27 said:
I was so tired this morning that I lazed out and sent both my boys to daycare in their PJ's (diaper/pull up changed, but yeah)

I did that last week and told my nanny that DD was still asleep so I couldn't change her outfit.

BeeBee08 · September 2013

Mine's a spin-off of @spasticfantastic - I'm terrified to give hand jobs. I think I suck and I figure I'll never be as good at is as he is. I would give 10 BJ's just to avoid a hand job. That made me super popular in highschool kidding...

kind of.

Serenla · September 2013

BeeBee08 said:
Mine's a spin-off of @spasticfantastic - I'm terrified to give hand jobs. I think I suck and I figure I'll never be as good at is as he is. I would give 10 BJ's just to avoid a hand job. That made me super popular in highschool kidding...

kind of.

Lol, my hands get tired. I find bjs a lot easier.

GoldenGibson · September 2013

My coworker said he was going out to get pizza for lunch and offered to bring me some. I brought leftovers for lunch today but I said hell yes to the pizza and my mouth is watering waiting for him to come back with it!

ckred27 · September 2013

Serenla said:

Mine's a spin-off of @spasticfantastic - I'm terrified to give hand jobs. I think I suck and I figure I'll never be as good at is as he is. I would give 10 BJ's just to avoid a hand job. That made me super popular in highschool kidding...

kind of.
Lol, my hands get tired. I find bjs a lot easier.

Ha you guys are so nice, Im the mean wife that tells him he is on his own until I want to do it again

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