~I don't have a bump yet, which just makes my boobs look bigger. They're out of control. Even in a plain t-shirt my boobs are so large I look like I'm auditioning for bay watch.
I have borderline indecent cleavage about 95% of the time.
I stand up, I have a bump...I sit down, it somehow deflates & spreads into the biggest fat-role tire EVER. Without a shirt, hey, I'm pregnant! With a shirt, hey, I like fast food!
Wish my body would pick a message & just go with it.
As for the boobs...I haven't noticed any real big change in size, but when I laid down on the chiro table the other day I almost flew back off it again b/c it KILLED! Soreness, you can leave, any time now.
We're from a small town so the baby news travelled fast. Now everybody that I see asks how I'm feeling which had been completely miserable. I never really knew what to say because when I explained, I felt they probably regretted asking or they'd ask me every single time I saw them again if it was better. I couldn't really lie either though because I looked like hell and it was obvious. I'm just thankful that annoying stage seems to be over.
1. I can't sleep 2. I STILL don't feel good 3. I'm so tired of people asking how we got pregnant (close friends/family know we were going to the RE) 4. these headaches NEED to go away now
i am feeling so bloated all the time and the belly is beginning its growth for sure... and today was a very sad day... thought id be okay to wear my jeans out and about for errands, nope!! every time i sat down, POP!!! unbuttoned AND unzipped
I stand up, I have a bump...I sit down, it somehow deflates & spreads into the biggest fat-role tire EVER. Without a shirt, hey, I'm pregnant! With a shirt, hey, I like fast food!
Wish my body would pick a message & just go with it.
oooooh my goodness that has to be the funniest thing i have read in awhile...and i can TOTALLY 100% relate!
Nightmares. I'm up right now because I just dreamed that we'd lost my daughter on the subway. I had her back in my arms before I woke up, but the crap in my head these days while I sleep is really messing with my sleep.
The amount of times I've had a nightmare about something happening to K since I got my BFP isn't ok. At all. I feel your pain Car! Hopefully we will catch a break soon.
All you girls with the big boobies, I do not envy you. The biggest I ever got when my milk came in was barely a C cup. It was enough for me to know, I do not want big boobs. I always thought I did but now I'm very happy with my lil A's.
My number one gripe right now is that my body cannot pick an ailment. Everyday is something different. Morning sickness, allergies/sinus problems, insomnia, constipation? Who knows what today will bring.
I am 14 weeks, and my boobs have almost tripled in size! I actually already went out and bought nursing bras. They are more comfortable then any other bra I've worn so far!
My big problem is finding the maternity clothes that I need. I'm having the worst time.
My
friend and I have been sharing maternity clothes from my first
pregnancy and the two she had after that. However, most of the clothes
we've shared I don't think are acceptable for my current job (I used to
work at night and think being more casual was okay). That, or there are
stains on some, and some she picked up are not my style at all. I
don't want to spend too much and our Motherhood hasn't been having great
sales; Target and Kohl's have tiny selections with all too-casual
stuff. I have found some dressier shirts online, but I need to try
things on. I feel like everything is too big in the chest, too small in
the shoulders, and going up or down a size makes those problems worse.
I'm returning pants to Old Navy today that I'd ordered online (see the
next paragraph) and hope to find something there. Then, I'll go to the
mall AGAIN this weekend to look for more.
My next issue has been
finding tan/khaki colored work pants. I've tried on MULTIPLE pairs from
MULTIPLE sources and none fit. I don't understand--ALL my
pre-pregnancy pants and a few new and old maternity pants are all
8's/Mediums so why don't the khaki colored ones fit? I have corduroy
from last time, but again, I feel they are too casual for work. I'm
going to have to give up and wear them anyway.
Nightmares. I'm up right now because I just dreamed that we'd lost my daughter on the subway. I had her back in my arms before I woke up, but the crap in my head these days while I sleep is really messing with my sleep.
I feel your pain as well! Even taking a nap, I get nightmares. I had one revolving around my parent's refusal to love/accept me, DS or the new baby. All I remember is trying to get my mom to look at me, but she kept turning away. Weird.
Nightmares. I'm up right now because I just dreamed that we'd lost my daughter on the subway. I had her back in my arms before I woke up, but the crap in my head these days while I sleep is really messing with my sleep.
The amount of times I've had a nightmare about something happening to K since I got my BFP isn't ok. At all. I feel your pain Car! Hopefully we will catch a break soon.
Seriously awful. Sorry love.
I've had mostly nightmares lately, too. However last night I had a dream I became a porn star. But then my dad found out about it in the end and it turned into a nightmare.
Perhaps my nightmares will transition into sex dreams? I know lots of women have them while pregnant, but so far all I've had are bad ones.
Nightmares. I'm up right now because I just dreamed that we'd lost my daughter on the subway. I had her back in my arms before I woke up, but the crap in my head these days while I sleep is really messing with my sleep.
The amount of times I've had a nightmare about something happening to K since I got my BFP isn't ok. At all. I feel your pain Car! Hopefully we will catch a break soon.
Seriously awful. Sorry love.
I've had mostly nightmares lately, too. However last night I had a dream I became a porn star. But then my dad found out about it in the end and it turned into a nightmare.
Perhaps my nightmares will transition into sex dreams? I know lots of women have them while pregnant, but so far all I've had are bad ones.
Count me in with the sex dreams...dear LORD, my subconscious is horny. Last night I dreamed about having a threesome with my H and Lamar Odom. I do have an obsession with the Kardashian's, but things just went to a whole new level.
Lamar is awesome in bed, in case anyone was wondering.
Re: Pregnant lady problems
Wish my body would pick a message & just go with it.
As for the boobs...I haven't noticed any real big change in size, but when I laid down on the chiro table the other day I almost flew back off it again b/c it KILLED! Soreness, you can leave, any time now.
2. I STILL don't feel good
3. I'm so tired of people asking how we got pregnant (close friends/family know we were going to the RE)
4. these headaches NEED to go away now
BFP #1 5.26.08 DD born 1.4.09
BFP #2 3.11.12 m/c 3.26.12
BFP #3 10.7.12 m/c 10.27.12
BFP #4 2.24.13 ectopic MTX 3.13.13 Right tube removed 3.29.13
BFP #5 5.27.13 DS born 1.22.14
BFP #6 4.14.16
Also, I hate people commenting on what you should or shouldn't do. If you wouldn't say it to me when I wasn't pregnant why is it ok to say it now?
Lastly, I feel like Mike Tyson kicked me in the crotch and then made me ride 50miles on a bike. My crotch just aches. All. The. Time.
All you girls with the big boobies, I do not envy you. The biggest I ever got when my milk came in was barely a C cup. It was enough for me to know, I do not want big boobs. I always thought I did but now I'm very happy with my lil A's.
My number one gripe right now is that my body cannot pick an ailment. Everyday is something different. Morning sickness, allergies/sinus problems, insomnia, constipation? Who knows what today will bring.
I hadn't even known I'd dropped it.
My friend and I have been sharing maternity clothes from my first pregnancy and the two she had after that. However, most of the clothes we've shared I don't think are acceptable for my current job (I used to work at night and think being more casual was okay). That, or there are stains on some, and some she picked up are not my style at all. I don't want to spend too much and our Motherhood hasn't been having great sales; Target and Kohl's have tiny selections with all too-casual stuff. I have found some dressier shirts online, but I need to try things on. I feel like everything is too big in the chest, too small in the shoulders, and going up or down a size makes those problems worse. I'm returning pants to Old Navy today that I'd ordered online (see the next paragraph) and hope to find something there. Then, I'll go to the mall AGAIN this weekend to look for more.
My next issue has been finding tan/khaki colored work pants. I've tried on MULTIPLE pairs from MULTIPLE sources and none fit. I don't understand--ALL my pre-pregnancy pants and a few new and old maternity pants are all 8's/Mediums so why don't the khaki colored ones fit? I have corduroy from last time, but again, I feel they are too casual for work. I'm going to have to give up and wear them anyway.
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Perhaps my nightmares will transition into sex dreams? I know lots of women have them while pregnant, but so far all I've had are bad ones.