You're know you're in your 3rd trimester....

earlgreygirl · August 2013

You know you're in your 3rd trimesters when.......

You've mastered the art of positioning the Snoogle and you still can't get comfortable enough to sleep through the night!

alijeff2313 · August 2013

When your husband has to help you put your pants on because you can't reach.

topofthepeek · August 2013

You have to check your self to see if your water broke early or if you just peed a little

swspear · August 2013

When you wake up so often during the night to pee that you now navigate the bed-door-hallway-bathroom (and back) route with your eyes shut the whole time.

rab2006 · August 2013

When you have to ask DH (or even DD/DS) to help you get your socks and shoes on because you can't bend over or lift your leg enough to reach your feet.

IrishPiratess · August 2013

when you give up using your snoogle, and prop your belly on your DH because he's sleeping on his back and find it more comfortable to use him instead of the pillow

little_bren · August 2013

When you're out of breath and need to go home after looking for movies (at a glacial pace) at the library.

pmarie33 · August 2013

When you have to debate on whether or not that thing you dropped is worth the effort to bend over and pick it up.

ejb23 · August 2013

these are so funny!

I totally agree with the pee myself vs water breaking--at least once a week!

BabeDebolt · August 2013

your normal heel strike and gait is causing you pelvis pressure down there....walking like a duck does help!

MynaBird · August 2013

Your stomach is squeezed so small you know you have a choice between eating that salad and eating that ice cream sandwich... and the ice cream sandwich wins every time.

earlgreygirl · August 2013

Ha! These are hilarious, keep 'em coming!

leahaustin · August 2013

When you have to roll off the bed to get up. lol.

JessandJeremy · August 2013

You have to call your husband upstairs to help you get out of the bathtub ( note: get out BEFORE all of the water goes down the drain!)

Bunnyfer · August 2013

People you see on a regular basis usually start sentences with "Your still pregnant?" or "You haven't had that baby yet?"

JHarris8166 · August 2013

The only thing you want to 'cook' for dinner is cereal or take out!

PB102012 · August 2013

When the only outfits you wear are the same four pair of cotton maternity shorts and four gap pure body maternity tee shirts (let's just say I have been doing a lot of laundry on maternity leave).

MVS2013 · August 2013

When your "clothing accessory" comes down to bread crumbs/food drops that stay on your belly instead of missing it and falling on the floor and noticing it until someone points it out.

Twinkle5086 · August 2013

When you go to bed before your kids because your exhausted. Thank goodness for the hubby at bed time!

VVT3111 · August 2013

i...cant...stop..laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ugh

Pregnancy, i've enjoyed you but i'm tired of feeling like i just ran 10 miles when all i did was turn to my other side when sleeping.

staigebeige · August 2013

Waking up at 3am every night because of acid reflux/heartburn.

staigebeige · August 2013

It feels perfectly natural to waddle instead of walking "normally".

Trinakriberg · August 2013

When you put the pepper shaker in the fridge lol pregnancy BRAIN LOL & when you can't stand for more than five mins without being in pain or being out of breath

MrsChrz09 · August 2013

When you walk around the house in a tank top and HUGE granny panties, because it is the only thing that feel comfy after being in real clothes all day! (or maybe I'm the only one who does that)

tiki8286 · August 2013

When you almost put your sons dirty diaper in the fridge be because you were thinking about food while changing him. Sigh

BabyCottom · August 2013

When you are no longer in control of your own body!

PeachsMama · August 2013

When you try to convince your husband to install a bar by the couch and bed to help you get up..

Mrs.AllyH · August 2013

When you have to weigh the option of getting off the couch for ice cream vs the ice cream itself, and then you remember the best part of being married- a husband to get you ice cream while you're on the couch!

msronzio · August 2013

mapayne626 said:

When you try to convince your husband to install a bar by the couch and bed to help you get up..

..or a bed pan, so you can sleep through the night without getting out of it 3 times to pee.

earlgreygirl · August 2013

When you can't remember why you went upstairs......remember an hour later: to print off a coupon. You put the coupon by your sunglasses. You get a glass of water for the ride to the department store. You get to the department store, search your purse, and there's no coupon to be found. Pregnancy brain has struck again!

mawarren · August 2013

Your feet hurt and you can barely stand for any period of time. You take your socks off to see big rings around your legs from the swelling.

KaylaC0514 · August 2013

When you get stuck trying to get around the dining table because you've miss judged your ginormous belly and you can no longer fit.

VCK · August 2013

You fall asleep with a half-full glass of milk in your hand.

amm0512 · August 2013

Only 3 times?? I'm up 5-7 times a night!!

Littlemama01 · August 2013

You walk to the mailbox, half a block away, get mail, and walk straight home and you've lost the mail key by the time you get home...

roo1oo · August 2013

You know the exact location and regular cleanliness of every bathroom along your work commute route.

bmorsel · August 2013

When the next person that tells you "Pregnancy was so much fun, I loved being pregnant..." gets punched in the throat...

Or maybe that's just me...

cmrobertson2 · August 2013

When someone asks you "when are you due?" and your due date is more then 8 weeks away and they say "Are you having twins?!?!?" as if I didn't feel fat enough thanks!