July 2012 Moms

Awkward Kids

Are there any other kids out there doing super awkward stuff?

Lately Owen has taken to humping things. Not like a dog does at least but he'll lay on the ground face down with a toy under his crotch and thrust up and down. Talk about awkward. I know it's normal behavior but jeez it's embarrassing.

Share in my misery and tell me what embarrasses you about what your kid does.



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  • Add us to the creeper kids, she will stare at people in stores and restaurants, sometimes she'll point at a person. I'm like, "Yep, that's another person. Now eat your dinner." They say she's cute luckily.

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  • @pinkangelmoon DS has taken to dropping items down my shirt, through the neckhole.  No idea why.  He does it to my Mom as well.  Thankfully he hasn't tried this in public yet.
  • Kellen squeezes boobs. Like cups the whole breast and squeezes, gently, over and over. I try not to make a big deal out of it when he does it to me so that I don't call attention to it, but now he does it to pretty much every woman who holds him. Its lovely.

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  • @GreenMonkey1 sounds like a fun game!
  • @lewispm - so Kellen's a boob guy already huh?  I'm dying laughing over here!

    Of course, now that I'm laughing, my little guy will probably now start groping boobs too...

  • Along the lines of babies who stare/point/wave at strangers while you are out...my kid actively tried to GO to these random people. She will just walk up to other people at the playground and hold her arms up. Or if I'm holding her at the store she will try & lunge out of my arms to some random ass person. She is totally going to get kidnapped...I need to microchip her...
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