Awkward Kids

adorebella

Are there any other kids out there doing super awkward stuff?

Lately Owen has taken to humping things. Not like a dog does at least but he'll lay on the ground face down with a toy under his crotch and thrust up and down. Talk about awkward. I know it's normal behavior but jeez it's embarrassing.

Share in my misery and tell me what embarrasses you about what your kid does.

BubbaJug

hibiscus29 said:

She likes to keep her finger in her nose as well. She also harasses strangers by waving at them constantly. It is fine when we are crossing paths with people, but when we are stuck in a line or sitting down eating, one lucky stranger always gets all of her attention. I'm sure they think it is cute for five seconds max but would like to eat their meal in peace.

Eleanor does this also... She will pick one lucky winner and wave like a mad woman and say "hi, hi, hi, HI!!!" Until they acknowledge her and then she just goes right back to it. They're all like "nice to meet you, little girl, now turn around and stop being a creep."

Boing214

Add us to the creeper kids, she will stare at people in stores and restaurants, sometimes she'll point at a person. I'm like, "Yep, that's another person. Now eat your dinner." They say she's cute luckily.

pinkangelmoon

Emma will try and peek down our shirts. We tell her there's nothing (nada) there to look at. The other day my mom did it back to her and asked what was in there and she said "na'a"

JAck5209

Olivia is still a really loud and grunty pooper.  She always does it in public or around friends.  Her preferred pooping position is a wide stance while holding onto my leg or on all fours with her booty up the in the air.  Awkward!

GreenMonkey1

@pinkangelmoon DS has taken to dropping items down my shirt, through the neckhole.  No idea why.  He does it to my Mom as well.  Thankfully he hasn't tried this in public yet.

lewispm

Kellen squeezes boobs. Like cups the whole breast and squeezes, gently, over and over. I try not to make a big deal out of it when he does it to me so that I don't call attention to it, but now he does it to pretty much every woman who holds him. Its lovely.

pinkangelmoon

@GreenMonkey1 sounds like a fun game!

adorebella

Omg I'm in stitches over here reading about all of these awkward pooping, boob grabbing, nose picking, creeper staring babies. Can you imagine them all in the same room doing this stuff in unison? I die.

hokiemama06

@lewispm - so Kellen's a boob guy already huh?  I'm dying laughing over here!

Of course, now that I'm laughing, my little guy will probably now start groping boobs too...

britbratjf

Along the lines of babies who stare/point/wave at strangers while you are out...my kid actively tried to GO to these random people. She will just walk up to other people at the playground and hold her arms up. Or if I'm holding her at the store she will try & lunge out of my arms to some random ass person. She is totally going to get kidnapped...I need to microchip her...