Bitchfest Monday

frankierokx · August 2013

Let them loose!

frankierokx · August 2013

Dear H,

Stop being a lazy shite! Help your pregnant wife out, I'm supposed to be taking it easy! But no the Xbox and your stupid friends are way more important. When I ask for help all I get is the eye roll and ' Yeah in a min' the same stupid sentence has been coming out of lazy ass mouth all day. It 4:30pm and I'm still waiting for you to put the washing on the line. You know what sod you, I'm going to do it, then I'm going to go to my mothers and see how long it takes you to notice that I'm gone!

P.S. I ate your slice of the cheese cake, it was way more yummy than my slice.

Yours Sincerly,

Your soon to be divorced wife!

Snoopylovesbelle · August 2013

I'm hungry- nothing tastes good and anything I really want I can't have! I want crab dip and crab cakes but I am deathly allergic!! I didn't used to be so I know what I'm missing

I would give my left arm for some crab dip!

cherylnicole · August 2013

My bitch for the day? Well, the week?

The movers were supposed to be here no later than last Friday with our furniture. Are they? Nope. They'll be LEAVING Georgia on Wednesday and will get here probably on Monday. So a week from today. Maaaaybe. At which point it will be close to a month since we've had our furniture.

You moving assholes know how hard it is to be pregnant without furniture and a 3-year old to entertain all day?

Get my shit here. Fast.

The End.

MissyC979 · August 2013

I'm fighting with my Mom about something stupid I did. I've already apologized and tried to take it back, but she keeps building it up more and more. I know I was in the wrong, but I wish she would just move on instead of thinking up more and more reasons to be hurt and of why I take her for granted. Our call ended up with us both crying and I'm not sure how to make it better at this point.

jy725 · August 2013

I've got nothing in particular. I am just in the worst bitchy mood ever today.

cammyisagirlsname · August 2013

My mother insists on texting me all day, every day. She just likes to talk, talk, talk... And also tell me every single detail about my shower! I'm annoyed! Stop texting me so much and stop telling me all about my shower!!!!

MEP923 · August 2013

I'm nauseous all the time again. I eat too much and I feel sick. I don't eat every 2 hours, I am dry heaving. I started putting crackers next to my bed because otherwise I will wake up in the middle of the night dry heaving. & a big WTF to my doctor for not putting me on meds earlier in this pregnancy so I could be avoiding all this. It has me feeling a little bitchy today so I apologize in advance for any snark.

2010weddinggal · August 2013

frankierokx said:

Dear H,

Stop being a lazy shite! Help your pregnant wife out, I'm supposed to be taking it easy! But no the Xbox and your stupid friends are way more important. When I ask for help all I get is the eye roll and ' Yeah in a min' the same stupid sentence has been coming out of lazy ass mouth all day. It 4:30pm and I'm still waiting for you to put the washing on the line. You know what sod you, I'm going to do it, then I'm going to go to my mothers and see how long it takes you to notice that I'm gone!

P.S. I ate your slice of the cheese cake, it was way more yummy than my slice.

Yours Sincerly,

Your soon to be divorced wife!

Frankie my husband is the same way, loves his video games way too much, I'm not on bedrest but I have a weight limit so I can not get done what I want. I yelled at his last night and told him he better start helping or else lol.

mavgirl_73 · August 2013

cherylnicole said:
My bitch for the day? Well, the week?

The movers were supposed to be here no later than last Friday with our furniture. Are they? Nope. They'll be LEAVING Georgia on Wednesday and will get here probably on Monday. So a week from today. Maaaaybe. At which point it will be close to a month since we've had our furniture.

You moving assholes know how hard it is to be pregnant without furniture and a 3-year old to entertain all day?

Get my shit here. Fast.

The End.

I'm so sorry and can completely relate. When we moved from CA to TX it took 18 days longer than they quoted to get our broken and missing stuff to us. So I was 30 weeks pregnant with an almost 1 yr old with an air mattress and a laptop for almost 3 weeks. Hang in there!

2010weddinggal · August 2013

Stupid antibotics, your SUPPOSE to be taking care of the gum infection and not causing other painful. itchy issues.....

blainethetrain · August 2013

It's maintenance week at my work. I thought when I came in today that it would be an easy day, since nothing is really happening around here. Instead, it's been stupid question, needy patron day. Also, I'm hungry and I already ate my whole lunch.

mavgirl_73 · August 2013

I am an OT who works with kids at schools. I totally get that teachers are stressed and I'm trying to be as unobtrusive as possible but I have to make sure the kids I have on my rosters are in your class. I'm sorry but please do not bite my head off or begin whinning as soon as my foot crosses the threshold. Please remember EVERYONE has a boss...

BootsOrHearts · August 2013

My DH is being a dick about cloth diapers. He says he doesn't want poopy diapers washed in the same machine we wash our clothes, even if we put the machine in a clean cycle in between loads. He wants us to use a diaper service which is crazy expensive. All because he's worried about microscopic particles of poo (his son's poo) getting on his clothes.

I mean honestly - get the f*** over it. Babies = poo. Poo on diapers, poo on clothes, poo on crib sheets, poo on the walls, poo in the baby's hair, POO EVERYWHERE. That's how it works. Learn to deal.

cherylnicole · August 2013

mavgirl_73 said:

My bitch for the day? Well, the week?

The movers were supposed to be here no later than last Friday with our furniture. Are they? Nope. They'll be LEAVING Georgia on Wednesday and will get here probably on Monday. So a week from today. Maaaaybe. At which point it will be close to a month since we've had our furniture.

You moving assholes know how hard it is to be pregnant without furniture and a 3-year old to entertain all day?

Get my shit here. Fast.

The End.
I'm so sorry and can completely relate. When we moved from CA to TX it took 18 days longer than they quoted to get our broken and missing stuff to us. So I was 30 weeks pregnant with an almost 1 yr old with an air mattress and a laptop for almost 3 weeks. Hang in there!

Oh wow! Totally the same situation! Thanks

It's nice to know someone else was there. It's miserable. I just can't wait until next week. I'm glad you can relate!!

MEP923 · August 2013

BootsOrHearts said:
My DH is being a dick about cloth diapers. He says he doesn't want poopy diapers washed in the same machine we wash our clothes, even if we put the machine in a clean cycle in between loads. He wants us to use a diaper service which is crazy expensive. All because he's worried about microscopic particles of poo (his son's poo) getting on his clothes.

I mean honestly - get the f*** over it. Babies = poo. Poo on diapers, poo on clothes, poo on crib sheets, poo on the walls, poo in the baby's hair, POO EVERYWHERE. That's how it works. Learn to deal.

My son is 3 and he's got some gastro issues but he still gets poop in his underwear. It never ends. I usually rinse them in the sink then throw them in the wash. My clothes don't stink though I promise.

lilypienmessimy · August 2013

Ugh sitting at the doctor for my glucose test. The nurse gave me the bottle and said I have 5 min to drink it. Then proceded to sit there and watch me..I didn't know I had to chug it, geeze! I feel blah right now, had to take the day off for this and they make it in the middle of the day, such a waste of my day off. Annoyed annoyed annoyed.

northport6 · August 2013

hckygrl909 said:

It's maintenance week at my work. I thought when I came in today that it would be an easy day, since nothing is really happening around here. Instead, it's been stupid question, needy patron day. Also, I'm hungry and I already ate my whole lunch.

I originally read this as "Patron" day, not "patron day" and thought, "Yeah, I'm having one of those days where I could use a Margarita, too."

blainethetrain · August 2013

northport6 said:

hckygrl909 said:

It's maintenance week at my work. I thought when I came in today that it would be an easy day, since nothing is really happening around here. Instead, it's been stupid question, needy patron day. Also, I'm hungry and I already ate my whole lunch.
I originally read this as "Patron" day, not "patron day" and thought, "Yeah, I'm having one of those days where I could use a Margarita, too."

I do needy Patron after today. Jeez.

northport6 · August 2013

I had the longest day of my life yesterday, which was already scheduled to be a long day, but then was made longer by my husband's sudden burst of selfishness. Pregnant lady getting into bed at 1 am = YOU TEMPORARILY BUT MAJORLY CAN SHUT THE EFF UP ABOUT EVERYTHING THIS WEEK, DH, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY. 1 AM.

2010weddinggal · August 2013

SailorTink said:

2010weddinggal said:

Stupid antibotics, your SUPPOSE to be taking care of the gum infection and not causing other painful. itchy issues.....

Seriously this. I was on antibiotics for a vaginal yeast infection. Finished them last week. Now I'm 90% certain I've developed oral thrush. Watch, I'll get antibiotics again tomorrow and the oral thrush will resolve and I'll get a vaginal YI again. Dumb.

I walked to the drug store last night in tears, I was trying to ignore it hoping I was just itchy from extra discharge nope ugh!

KELLILOVESJOSH · August 2013

I'm way behind on housework due to work stuff, my kid has been playing Mary had a little lamb on her guitar for like 5 hours and my youngest has a bad case of the Mondays she's been a grump all day and refuses to eat anything but chocolate chip granola bars. I have a sinus headache and my dog decided to declare war with this antique trunk I just purchased, which is freaking me out a little. I really want to eat a whole pizza and cheese cake in a dark room while watching a Golden Girls marathon but sadly I can't sigh.

cammyisagirlsname · August 2013

I want a margarita.

northport6 · August 2013

Loolaide said:

Ugh, I had my glucose test today and I had to fast this morning, so that sucked balls. Luckily, I've eaten now. Unfortunately, I was a jerk to DH while I was starving. Boo.

Did you pass? I have absolutely no logical reason to think I won't pass, but I'm slightly concerned I won't pass.

natleilynn · August 2013

3 people at work today have told me I look like I'm 7 months pregnant. They assure me that it's all boobs and belly but are very concerned that I've "dropped" already or that there may be two in there.

Kids. I have now had 5 ultrasounds this pregnancy. Two alone last Thursday. I assure you, if there were two in there, I would know by now.

And I've gained 10 pounds. Seriously? I can still see my toes, I can still bend and touch the floor. I can't handle another 4 months of "omg you're going to pop!!!"

adawn1981 · August 2013

Online shopping. I am so pissed. In the past month I have bought a ton of baby stuff online because... what I want is not available in stores!? WTF? Target doesn't carry what they carry online in stores? I am pissed about all of the shipping charges I have paid, but thankfully they have charged me right with each order.

Kmart double charged me and it took THREE WEEKS, 11 emails and 5 calls to get my refund and now Walmart just charged me $102.08 MORE than what I ordered TWICE! So Walmart now owes me $204.16 on an order for a $54 Rock N Play Sleeper. I am so over this shit.

I also HATE work and feel very bitchy today and I do not even want to feel better. I am happiest right now being a bitch and that never happens to me. I actually hope someone makes a comment about my weight or a December baby today. I have tons of things to say.

lisab613 · August 2013

I'm in a grumpy mood. We had an appointment at a day care-- one of the only ones we have found that offers the part-time care we want -- and they forgot about us. the lady who was supposed to show us around didn't show up on time. They were apologetic, it does sound like there was a legit emergency, but I'm annoyed that now we have to go back again. Way to make a lousy first impression with us.

jaykay627 · August 2013

This old lady at church yesterday came up to me and said, "Is it true? I saw your pooch, so I just wanted to ask if the baby rumors were true." This is the same lady that, after our loss last December told me it was my body's way of dealing with it if there was something wrong with the baby, but not to worry because I was young and would get pregnant again. I wanted to be like, "Lady, I will cut you," but she's old and I was at church.

northport6 · August 2013

@jkrauss627 If anyone referred to my stomach as a pooch, that person wouldn't get a response. You = better person than I.

Skylight21 · August 2013

I have lots to bitch about this morning. But I think it is all in my threads.

cammyisagirlsname · August 2013

northport6 said:

Loolaide said:

Ugh, I had my glucose test today and I had to fast this morning, so that sucked balls. Luckily, I've eaten now. Unfortunately, I was a jerk to DH while I was starving. Boo.

Did you pass? I have absolutely no logical reason to think I won't pass, but I'm slightly concerned I won't pass.

Same with me @Northport6!

northport6 · August 2013

jenniferbromley said:

Loolaide said:

Ugh, I had my glucose test today and I had to fast this morning, so that sucked balls. Luckily, I've eaten now. Unfortunately, I was a jerk to DH while I was starving. Boo.

Did you pass? I have absolutely no logical reason to think I won't pass, but I'm slightly concerned I won't pass.
Same with me @Northport6!

It's mostly because my husband (who has these moments where his brain and mouth come unsynched) said something the other day when I mentioned that, weirdly, I find myself putting sugar in/on everything lately. Something along the lines of, "Better watch out -- isn't GD a thing?" After I finished choking on my apple cider donut, I civilly refrained from punching him in the junk.

leahraewku · August 2013

I had protein in my urine at Friday's appointment, so I had the joy of collecting a 24 hour urine sample yesterday. Peeing 7 times a night is bad enough. Having to wake up, walk to the bathroom, pee in a container, transfer pee to a plastic jug, and clean up the mess every time meant very little sleep.

Oh, and I just got sick while doing the dishes and threw up into the garbage disposal.

northport6 · August 2013

@leahraewku Ugh, I'm sorry you're feeling such a mess right now.

leahraewku · August 2013

northport6 said:

@leahraewku Ugh, I'm sorry you're feeling such a mess right now.

Thanks. At least it was in the garbage disposal, right? Could've been worse!

cammyisagirlsname · August 2013

@loolaide @Northport6 I feel like I will test positive for it mainly because for almost a year I ate 100% clean! Then I found out I was pregnant and started eating carbs and sugars! I have 5 more weeks til my glucose test. Just trying to eat better these next few weeks!

frankierokx · August 2013

I'm really quite annoyed that the GT test over here is two hours. Urgh!

northport6 · August 2013

@Loolaide Yeah, I figured as much, but I have no family history information at my disposal and so things that have a genetic component always raise my blood pressure a little bit. But that's super good to hear because lately I am attached to corn muffins at the mouth.

Gapeach83 · August 2013

Okay seriously tellers at the bank I do not look that big. I have gained only 11 pounds. I don't look like I am about to pop. The looks you gave me when I said I was due in December where not appreciated. Also I really need to nap but DD won't let that happen.

northport6 · August 2013

@Loolaide D'OH! I chose the red one instead of the orange one. DAMMIT. The nurses kept telling me over and over "Make sure you have it ON ICE" to the point I began to wonder if that was code for something else. Like, maybe with some Smirnoff Ice? SORRY LADIES, BOOZE GIVES BABIES TAILS, TRUESTORY I READ IT ON THE BUMP.

northport6 · August 2013

@superspecialsnowflake Eh, I wouldn't say I'm worked up. I'm just not looking forward to drinking that super sugary thing for the test because sugar binds me up (a dumb reason, to be sure). I don't mind making the changes, I guess I'd just feel stupid for maybe not noticing the signs. That's all, no biggie.

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