HTT: Swallowing

Re: HTT: Swallowing

• Icarriedawatermelon member

  August 2013

  Is this for real? Please say no.

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• tpeale member

  August 2013

  Wow!!!!

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• allymp13 member

  August 2013

  :-O :-S :-$

     

     

  

   

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• Mmhodges07 member

  August 2013

  ........ what?

  

  

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• MtnChickaD member

  August 2013 edited August 2013

  Careful! If you are having a girl she is going to get preggo just like you!!!!1

  
  

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• pandaglitter member

  August 2013

  I'm astounded so many of you are taking this seriously.

   

   

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• acethebase member

  August 2013 edited August 2013

  Is this for real . ETA- Gotcha

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• pandaglitter member

  August 2013

  You all disappoint me.

   

   

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• pandaglitter member

  August 2013

  dh13 said:

  
  

  pandaglitter said:

  
  

  You all disappoint me.

  
  

  
  
  Sorry, panda. Was hoping this was a lame joke. But you have been all over the place lately so I never know what is serious. Like whether or not you are calling CPS on your friend for supervising her child while high as a kite.
  
  JFC. I'm not sure how that qualifies as being all over the place. This is pretty on par for what I normally post as far as sarcasm level.

   

   

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• scamberlous3000 member

  August 2013

  Just say no to swallowing *blech* :-q

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• alfan004 member

  August 2013

  Just say no! No no no....
  GIFSoup

  

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• Mmhodges07 member

  August 2013

  @pandaglitter

  I don't know your humor yet, obviously, haha. I figured you were joking around.

  

  

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• PongoLePond member

  August 2013

  You have a really warped mind. I like that about you.

  

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• jnsmith85 member

  August 2013

  I am at work and literally laughed really loud at this!!!!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• bkeane619 member

  August 2013

  Wut?

                                                   

                                      

                                       

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• sleepy33 member

  August 2013

  btimes3 said:

  
  
  Please, you've seen what gets posted on this site.  Don't expect us not to at least entertain the idea that you might be serious.
  
  And for the record, just in case there's anyone really, really, really ignorant reading this: Sperm cells are not discrete organisms, so no, they aren't potential life any more than stray skin or hair cells.
  

  
  

  
  
  

  

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• shelley1002 member

  August 2013

  A little extra protein.

  

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• Patricehall78 member

  August 2013

  Lia1303 said:

  btimes3 said:

  
  Every sperm is sacred
  Every sperm is great
  If a sperm is wasted
  God gets quite irate
  
  Every sperm is sacred
  Every sperm is good
  Every sperm is needed
  In your neighborhood
  
  

  I'm laughing my ass off what is this from?
  
  

  I haven't seen it, but my hubby has sang the song to me rofl. It's from a Monty Python sketch.
  

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• yesthisiskim0401 member

  August 2013

  Morganahopkins said:

  I just want to add.. and I'll probably get flamed for this. but H asked for this the other night and I told him no cause I didn't want our son to be gay.. What I know that by doing this he wont become gay but it sounded good at the time and I got out of giving anything to him! I will have to use this one next time!

  
  

  Rightfully so.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  That is a fucking disgusting comment to make to get out of a blowie. How about saying "I'm not in the mood tonight." or "Ew, no.". Heaven forbid we're honest with our husbands and tell them we don't want to give one! GASP. Might as well offend the gay community, instead. 

  
  

  AND FTR, your mom must have given your dad a lot of rimjobs for you to be born such an asshole. Yeah, I just went there.

  
  

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• BrittanyCupcakes member

  August 2013

  I vaguely remember this coming up once before... BSCMandi?
  
  

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• shelley1002 member

  August 2013

  Morganahopkins said:

  I just want to add.. and I'll probably get flamed for this. but H asked for this the other night and I told him no cause I didn't want our son to be gay.. What I know that by doing this he wont become gay but it sounded good at the time and I got out of giving anything to him! I will have to use this one next time!

  
  Even though you meant it as a joke it is not funny.  It is very offensive.  If I said that to my H he would have yelled at me and been mad about making such a tasteless joke.

  

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• sleepy33 member

  August 2013

  Morganahopkins said:

  I just want to add.. and I'll probably get flamed for this. but H asked for this the other night and I told him no cause I didn't want our son to be gay.. What I know that by doing this he wont become gay but it sounded good at the time and I got out of giving anything to him! I will have to use this one next time!

  You are gross.

  
  
  

  

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• sleepy33 member

  August 2013

  Morganahopkins said:

  Yeah it's taste less but it is what it is. after not getting anything sexual for 8 months he was begging for it so even though I told him no it wasn't enough. I gave him something to think about that's all.

  It's not tasteless, it's homophobic.

  
  
  

  

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• beckybeth123 member

  August 2013

  Morganahopkins said:

  
  

  sleepy33 said:

  
  

  Morganahopkins said:

  Yeah it's taste less but it is what it is. after not getting anything sexual for 8 months he was begging for it so even though I told him no it wasn't enough. I gave him something to think about that's all.

  It's not tasteless, it's homophobic.

  
  

  Not homophobic not at all. I have to many friend and family members that are gay for me to be a homophobic. nice try but no.
  
  
  This is very flawed logic. Also, if your husband won't take no for an answer, he's a rapist. And if he believed this nonsense he's a fucking idiot. Congratulations.
  
  

  

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• Mae208 member

  August 2013

  Morganahopkins said:

  Yeah it's taste less but it is what it is. after not getting anything sexual for 8 months he was begging for it so even though I told him no it wasn't enough. I gave him something to think about that's all.

  Wait... So he actually BELIEVED you??

  

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• Mae208 member

  August 2013

  BrittanyCupcakes said:

  I vaguely remember this coming up once before... BSCMandi?
  
  

  Lol YES! I was trying to remember who that was.... Sigh... I miss her

  

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• beckybeth123 member

  August 2013

  Morganahopkins said:

  Rapists force you to have sex/do sexual favors with them. H has never forced me to do anything for him. he is like a child in a candy store when you tell them no they keep asking. have you never begged for something that you really want?

  I will refer you to your comment where you said saying no wasn't enough. And as a child, yes I begged. But I am an adult now and do not generally beg for things I want.
  

  

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• sleepy33 member

  August 2013

  Rapists force you to have sex/do sexual favors with them. H has never forced me to do anything for him. he is like a child in a candy store when you tell them no they keep asking. have you never begged for something that you really want?

  I will refer you to your comment where you said saying no wasn't enough. And as a child, yes I begged. But I am an adult now and do not generally beg for things I want.
  
  so when you ask your H if you can have get a puppy and he says no honey but this puppy is something that you really really want you just ask once and your done? you don't come back a few times asking hopping that they will give in? its not like I said no and then as soon as I said no he was like please.... he waited awhile then asked again. He just really wanted to make sure that my no was a no no and not a no right now no. if that makes since.
  

  What in the actual fuck? Ask my H if I can get a puppy? What are you, 5? This is not how grown ups make decisions.
  

  
  
  

  

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• Mae208 member

  August 2013

  Well now I'm wondering if most of you
  Women really don't swallow...??

  

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• sleepy33 member

  August 2013

  Mae208 said:

  Well now I'm wondering if most of you Women really don't swallow...??

  We need an anonymous poll...
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• SuperSecretStatus member

  August 2013

  Mae208 said:

  Well now I'm wondering if most of you Women really don't swallow...??

  I've tried, but it's gross and burns my throat. DH has pH issues, and I'm sure his diet doesn't help.
  

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• Weljadraak member

  August 2013

  SuperSecretStatus said:

  Mae208 said:

  Well now I'm wondering if most of you Women really don't swallow...??

  I've tried, but it's gross and burns my throat. DH has pH issues, and I'm sure his diet doesn't help.
  

  Oh yes, it's all about the diet.  SWEET FOODS = SWEET SEMEN boom!  I hear mangoes, especially sweeten the load.

               
  

      

                               

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• PongoLePond member

  August 2013

  Weljadraak said:

  SuperSecretStatus said:

  Mae208 said:

  Well now I'm wondering if most of you Women really don't swallow...??

  I've tried, but it's gross and burns my throat. DH has pH issues, and I'm sure his diet doesn't help.
  

  Oh yes, it's all about the diet.  SWEET FOODS = SWEET SEMEN boom!  I hear mangoes, especially sweeten the load.

  Pineapples work wonders!
  

  

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• jennlin member

  August 2013

  Swallower, checking in.

  
  
  

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• lorelaie10 member

  August 2013

  Morganahopkins said:

  Yeah it's taste less but it is what it is. after not getting anything sexual for 8 months he was begging for it so even though I told him no it wasn't enough. I gave him something to think about that's all.

  

  
  

  
   
  

  
  

  
  
  

  
  

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• CMireles2 member

  August 2013

  Haha this is the funniest thread minus the gay comments, but that's not worth my time to comment.
  
  I don't do this much anymore period, I'm not as "adventurous" as I use to be in my college days! I haven't had any sexual desire period for like 3 months though, maybe I should give hubby a little present tonight for being so patiant and understanding!

  
  

  

  

  

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• Gatorsgirl731 member

  August 2013

  I do sometimes.  I just think it would be easier to swallow if it was cold.  But that's me, I don't like warm milk or most gravies either.

  
  
  

  
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• jarebearsmom member

  August 2013

  Mae208 said:

  BrittanyCupcakes said:

  I vaguely remember this coming up once before... BSCMandi?
  
  

  
  Lol YES! I was trying to remember who that was.... Sigh... I miss her

  Wait. Where'd she go?
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

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• BeachMama7693 member

  August 2013 edited August 2013

  jarebearsmom said:

  I vaguely remember this coming up once before... BSCMandi?

  Lol YES! I was trying to remember who that was.... Sigh... I miss her

  Wait. Where'd she go?

  
  She GBCB'd

  
  
  

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• yesthisiskim0401 member

  August 2013

  Wait, wait, wait. Morgan, aren't you the "DH has all the money and won't buy me Cheetos" chick? If so, your relationship is so fucked up this shit shouldn't surprise me coming from you.

  
  

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