Congrats on the new job!! After months of stressing, it seems like this job is the perfect fit and worth the wait. Let's hope we have put all of your job drama behind you. I know I can't take much more of it!
Happy to be moving on!
Love, DW
Dear DS2,
Thank you thank you thank you for sort of STTN! Mama needed that! I'll take sleeping from 11:30pm-5:30am any night! Let's keep this up. Also, I love how you have started saying Mama first, just like your brother did. While it may or may not mean what I think it means, we won't tell anyone that!
Love, mama
Dear Universe,
Thanks for turning things around.
Signed, FD
Dear co-worker,
Sorry you were stupid and scheduled your vacation right smack dap in the middle of busy season. You have only been doing this for 10 years, I can totally see why you are surprised that the deadline is the exact same it's always been and we are all annoyed by your vacation. [-( No, I won't be rushing through some stuff for you so you can get it done before you go on vacation since I have get through other stuff you have moved to my plate since you can't finish it before you leave, and I can't move forward with my work until it's done.
DD1-You were awful this morning. It doesn't help that I have little patience bc of my exhaustion and I apologize. Please cooperate tonight. I don't want mean Mommy to come out again.
Hugs, Mommy
Dear Hottie with the Body at the gym- I'm flattered you noticed me. Are you single and interested? -signed a girl who hopes we talk again today
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You are wonderful and I love you. Thanks for being awesome!
Dear DD2,
You were doing so well sleeping through the night! I know you're really interested in trying to walk now, but please please please start sleeping again.
Dear former landlord,
Yes, we moved out before the end of our lease, but you found another tenant who moved in before the lease ended. You can't legally have two tenants, so you need to refund our prepaid rent and return our security deposit. And as I told you, if I don't get the money by the end of the week, lawyers will be involved. And you will be liable for my legal fees. Why can't you just do the legal, morally correct thing and return money that wasn't ever yours in the first place? You've been an a$$ is pretty much every interaction we've ever had, and I wish I'd never rented from you.
Dear Universe, Friend has had enough crap thrown at them in the past year, and just as things were starting to turn around, you threw more crap at them. She doesn't need it, now start being fair and let things get better for them! Okay? ~Wishing life was better for friend.
Dear LO, Not sure why you woke up at 4am screaming, glad nursing calmed you, but wish that we had a better solution or that you'd just sleep until 6am. 4 am is too early. Love, tired Mom
What's with this waking up a million times during the night thing? Even when you were an itty bitty, you never did that. Why start now?
Signed,
EXHAAAAAAUSTED momma
Dear DH:
I told you before and I'll tell you again. We are not going to look at any more houses until we have a contract in hand for the one we currently live in.
I am glad you are happy I took a new job and glad you have such confidence in my time management, but could you please stop dropping your work on me? Tomorrow is my last day and I can only get so much done in 8 hours.
Signed, Moving on Employee
Dear Soon to be New Boss,
Could you please let me know when you want me to show up on Monday and where? I supposed I can just show up when the office opens and sign in at the front desk, but that feels super awkward.
Re: Open Letter Wednesday
Dear DH,
Congrats on the new job!! After months of stressing, it seems like this job is the perfect fit and worth the wait. Let's hope we have put all of your job drama behind you. I know I can't take much more of it!
Happy to be moving on!
Love, DW
Dear DS2,
Thank you thank you thank you for sort of STTN! Mama needed that! I'll take sleeping from 11:30pm-5:30am any night! Let's keep this up. Also, I love how you have started saying Mama first, just like your brother did. While it may or may not mean what I think it means, we won't tell anyone that!
Love, mama
Dear Universe,
Thanks for turning things around.
Signed, FD
Dear co-worker,
Sorry you were stupid and scheduled your vacation right smack dap in the middle of busy season. You have only been doing this for 10 years, I can totally see why you are surprised that the deadline is the exact same it's always been and we are all annoyed by your vacation. [-( No, I won't be rushing through some stuff for you so you can get it done before you go on vacation since I have get through other stuff you have moved to my plate since you can't finish it before you leave, and I can't move forward with my work until it's done.
Signed, Not scratching your back right now
DD1-You were awful this morning. It doesn't help that I have little patience bc of my exhaustion and I apologize. Please cooperate tonight. I don't want mean Mommy to come out again.
Hugs, Mommy
Dear Hottie with the Body at the gym-
I'm flattered you noticed me. Are you single and interested?
-signed a girl who hopes we talk again today
Friend has had enough crap thrown at them in the past year, and just as things were starting to turn around, you threw more crap at them. She doesn't need it, now start being fair and let things get better for them! Okay?
~Wishing life was better for friend.
Dear LO,
Not sure why you woke up at 4am screaming, glad nursing calmed you, but wish that we had a better solution or that you'd just sleep until 6am. 4 am is too early.
Love, tired Mom
Dear Bump,
I am so not good with the change I have not been visiting. I can't get a ticker to work and I think I just got my siggy updated finally.
Signed,
I hope to stick around more
Dear Lillian,
One night you STTN, then next you are up 2x's. I can't figure out why this continues to happen.
Love,
A tired mama
Dear DH,
This decision on what new cell phone to get and with who is getting old. Just make a decision because I have.
Love,
Your wife with little patience when you cannot make a decision
Dear DS:
What's with this waking up a million times during the night thing? Even when you were an itty bitty, you never did that. Why start now?
Signed,
EXHAAAAAAUSTED momma
Dear DH:
I told you before and I'll tell you again. We are not going to look at any more houses until we have a contract in hand for the one we currently live in.
Signed,
Wife who's tired of wasting her time
Dear self -
No. No you do not want that doughnut.
Signed,
Your pants are already too tight
I am glad you are happy I took a new job and glad you have such confidence in my time management, but could you please stop dropping your work on me? Tomorrow is my last day and I can only get so much done in 8 hours.
Signed,
Moving on Employee
Dear Soon to be New Boss,
Could you please let me know when you want me to show up on Monday and where? I supposed I can just show up when the office opens and sign in at the front desk, but that feels super awkward.
Signed,
Excited to Get Started New Employee