Your boobs look absolutely amazing but there's no way in hell you're letting your SO get near them. I always feel bad for my hubby when this happens! You can practically see him salivating over my pregnancy boobs!
Emerson Kate born 4/6/12, 5 lbs. 13 oz. 18 3/4 inches.
You start crying at your desk at work after getting an email from a long distance friend saying they miss you and can't wait to see you soon aka crying for NO reason!!
Your DH tries to be sweet and join you in the shower and you scream at him to go away... Then you cry and he hugs you and you cry harder because his hugging hurt your sore boobies. And then he's scared he did something wrong so he gets suddenly reallyyyyy good at pampering for the rest of the evening. Anyone else? Just me? Ok.
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."
When you're hungry ALL THE TIME. I swear as soon as I lay down to go to bed I immediately need snack!! I swear I'm going to go from a size 2 to a 22 at the rate I'm eating!!!
Your DH tries to be sweet and join you in the shower and you scream at him to go away... Then you cry and he hugs you and you cry harder because his hugging hurt your sore boobies. And then he's scared he did something wrong so he gets suddenly reallyyyyy good at pampering for the rest of the evening. Anyone else? Just me? Ok.
I got a major dose of touchy-hands tonight and HE got a major dose of "pelvic rest glare" in response
You wake up in the morning and think, "Did I just dream that?" For example, this morning I woke up from a dream where my newborn baby could talk and she told me she was bigfoot...WTF???
When you pee before driving 30min to a supplier. Then pee immediately when you get there. Then have to sneak away 10min later to pee again during the factory tour.
You wake up in the middle of the night almost every night to go pee...then you can't go to bed because you feel like you're going to throw up...I just need a good nights sleep pleaseee!!! I am so exhausted I don't want to get out of bed for work.....
Re: You know you're pregnant when...
BFP 11/18/13. EDD 7/25/14. It's a BOY!
Surprise BFP 7/30/13. EDD 4/7/14. Natural MC 8/24/13
Emerson Kate born 4/6/12, 5 lbs. 13 oz. 18 3/4 inches.
Happily expecting Baby Mac #2 around 4/13/14
You inspect the toilet paper and your underwear every.single.time you pee.
You have diarrhea and constipation at the same time, multiple times a day.
Natural miscarriage @ 8 weeks - 3/8/2005
Big Brother "Skippy" born - 2/28/2007
Missed miscarriage - (EDD 3/5/2013) - D&E @ 11 weeks - 8/8/2012
"Hen" (EDD 6/7/2013) - born sleeping @ 19 weeks - 1/15/2013
"G-Unit" born - 4/14/2014 and he's 100% perfection!!
BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
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Anyone else? Just me? Ok.
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013 Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."
When a night out with friends scheduled 2 weeks from now is stressing you out because you are afraid to get caught and interrogated for not drinking..