FFFC

hmp1 · August 2013

Hyaline said:

I really, really wish I had a juicy awesome confession just to divert this ridiculously redundant thread. Like "Today I invited the mailman inside when he delivered the mail, covered him with honey, licked it off and we had madcrazy sex. Then, after he left, I fed my under one-year-old child some honey, too."

Sadly, we didn't get any mail today.

Only juicy if the baby was in the bed with you for the madcrazy sex.

msm261 · August 2013

I don't even know really what trolling is. Did you troll me? I thought trolls were AEs that just say random things. Everything directed at you was brought on bc you responded the way you typically respond to drama in my post. And since I haven't liked you or your moving 1D siggies I didn't want you to just get away with it like most people who don't typically post do.

BPer · August 2013

hmp1 said:

Hyaline said:

I really, really wish I had a juicy awesome confession just to divert this ridiculously redundant thread. Like "Today I invited the mailman inside when he delivered the mail, covered him with honey, licked it off and we had madcrazy sex. Then, after he left, I fed my under one-year-old child some honey, too."

Sadly, we didn't get any mail today.

Only juicy if the baby was in the bed with you for the madcrazy sex.

Now there's someone who never came back to play. That was one of the more epic FFFCs.

noloveintennis · August 2013

my confession, DS napped 2 1/2 hrs this morning, and 3 1/2 hrs this afternoon. Did I clean or do laundry, nope. I read thebump and played online

Hyaline · August 2013

BPer said:

hmp1 said:

Hyaline said:

I really, really wish I had a juicy awesome confession just to divert this ridiculously redundant thread. Like "Today I invited the mailman inside when he delivered the mail, covered him with honey, licked it off and we had madcrazy sex. Then, after he left, I fed my under one-year-old child some honey, too."

Sadly, we didn't get any mail today.

Only juicy if the baby was in the bed with you for the madcrazy sex.

Now there's someone who never came back to play. That was one of the more epic FFFCs.

Aw, I'd forgotten about whatsherface and DTD while cosleeping!

msm261 · August 2013

But the baby is tearing thru boxes so I have to go for real this time. Seriously if you feel the need for a direct apology from me for my towel post, please pm directly. I'm not sure if I know how to use pms but if I do I will send a direct personal apology to you. I really don't want anyone to think that I made an infertility joke! A bad fertility joke? Maybe. An infertility joke? Def not.

hmp1 · August 2013

I don't think saying you don't like someone's posting style in a FFFC is trolling. Maybe I am missing why msm is being labeled a troll.

msm261 · August 2013

I could understand out of the wood work thinks she's all ballsy weirdo. But not troll.

msm261 · August 2013

Not exactly. Initially I wanted you to genuinely know how I felt after you jumped in like a post caped crusader on a possibly insensitive comment. That annoys me about you. Then after a while it was kind of fun to continue it bc you are good at what you do on the bump. It was David vs Goliath. And I got called names and told to leave at the end so Goliath prevailed this time.

msm261 · August 2013

Damn now he knocked over the lamp. Really gotta go! I'm sure you all wan t me too as well. for real about the PM. I would be happy to apologize without any "sorry, but I...."

msm261 · August 2013

Now it's a real peeing contest. I'm saying you like to jump in on any person that writes something that could be deemed insensitive or stupid whatever. So you jumped in my stupid comment. When you did it it was annoying to me bc I've seen you do it so many times before. And the person typically walks away with their tail between their legs. I didn't want to do that. Bye!

[Deleted User] · August 2013

LoisLayn23 said:

msm261 said:

Not exactly. Initially I wanted you to genuinely know how I felt after you jumped in like a post caped crusader on a possibly insensitive comment. That annoys me about you. Then after a while it was kind of fun to continue it bc you are good at what you do on the bump. It was David vs Goliath. And I got called names and told to leave at the end so Goliath prevailed this time.

I didn't jump into anything. I had the FFFC, you responded to it. I didn't call you names or tell you to leave.

I did, but it didn't work. Fuck.

[Deleted User] · August 2013

Is she gone yet?

KellersPrag · August 2013

themathlete said:

Betty&Co said:

Is she gone yet?

She kept saying she was gone, but kept coming back.

Dr. Mathlete was here.

I was here, too. Loved a lot of posts.

Nita2603 · August 2013

Par13 said:

Stasi said:
I don't know what "patchie" means on IG. I've tried looking it up on Google and can't figure it out.

I'm also the queen of P&R. Sometimes I even start threads and don't get back to them for days.
Do you mean like "patchie babies"? I think that refers to another BMB, like Oct. 2011 maybe. I believe their theme was a pumpkin patch, so they went with patchie babies as the group hashtag.
@nita2603 - am I right about Oct '11?

Nope. Our hashtag is #oct11babies or something like that.

terri_doula2010 · August 2013

msm261 said:

That rubs me the wrong way bc if someone skims to the end they will assume I said a joke about not getting pregnant. I think I tried my best to explain my hopes for anyone to get KTFU just say you are or aren't trying. You are twisting this in the last few pages to make ppl think things that are not true. Not cool.

No seriously. You've come off as hugely insensitive this whole time. I guess some people aren't reading it that way, but a lot of people ARE seeing it that way (even though Lois is the one getting blamed for it??). It isn't AT ALL how easily you get pregnant or how awesome your husband's sperm is. It is all the flippant, "Well I get pregnant so easy so I get annoyed when you use NTNP." BS and everything that followed. @Hyaline actually did a good job of attempting to definine TRYING and still you don't care about anything except your superiority for not liking Lois.

Personally, from knowing Lois on the internet and how she speaks, I can tell that she is legit sad about some of this. I am too. Obviously others are too. I for one am not laughing and I don't think people were trying to "win" something by bringing up the adopted baby.

Just sad and icky feeling. Because of the internet. Yep.

danabsd · August 2013

yogitea01 said:

Yogi was here.

8-|

kristyand · August 2013

thechimichanga said:

msm261 said:

As fun as this was, the car is ready. You can thank free wireless at Conicelli Honda for the contents of this thread. I will reiterate that it is okay that there is in fact a lurker who doesn't like Lois. I'll go back to lurkerdom til my kid starts doing something weirder than normal. Or you have a question about a kid that bites. Eff u eff u eff u ur cool eff u. I'm out.

well fak. you're near my hood.

I was just round those parts at the IKEA last week.

Unem · August 2013

Well I think there is one thing we can all agree on. At least we won't have to deal with a polldaddy post tomorrow asking if we're Team LL or Team MSM