What are the chances

janda426 · July 2013

rjeller32 said:

JustMommys said:

Yes just as classy and you screwing on someone else husband .

Nothing you say makes any sense.

What, you've never had sex on someone else's husband?

catmagick · July 2013

This is my favorite post EVER.

Lola52911 · July 2013

JustMommys said:
I really don't care why your here because your not here for the right reason. Your not helping anyone

Your not helping.

Lola52911 · July 2013

Elbug said:

JustMommys said:
And for you Elbug you can suck a dick with aids if you prefer .
Wow, you're classy

Boy there sure is a lot of dick sucking here today!!!

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pbandjmom · July 2013

ChancieMark said:

JustMommys said:

I repost it more than once because everybody has different Experiences
I didn't get the answers I wanted and I want to hear from just a couple of people I wanted to see if maybe I can get someone to bukkake squees on me and alot of people have issues with that when they don't have to reply unfortunately for me people find that REAL f*cking annoying.

FTFY!

LOLZ

MaviFairy · July 2013

Wow, someone is going to make a very nice mommy... I really hope you are pregnant because that would mean the future of the world is bright.

gscoville · July 2013

dorothyzbornak97 said:

JustMommys said:

I really don't care why your here because your not here for the right reason. Your not helping anyone

You're so on today @dorothyzbornak97, I'm in awe...and stitches. Seriously!

gscoville · July 2013

Oh and this...

mmb248 · July 2013

lilysylvis said:

janda426 said:

JustMommys said:
I repost it more than once because everybody has different Experiences and I want to hear from just a couple of people and alot of people have issues with that when they don't have to reply
Why do I picture that Spanish maid from family guy who was like "no more lemon pledge.. Hmmm no..."

Anyone with me? Anyone?

OH MY GAWD! Now I know why DH laughed so hard when I told him our cleaning lady fussed at me for not buying more lemon pledge!!!!

As for the rest of this thread, why does this shit always go down when I'm driving home?

Pintobean39 · July 2013

What's the definition of insanity ..... Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different response.

rtv3 · July 2013

katiewest said:

She already asked this same question earlier today. Education is priceless y'all!

Thank you! I started reading and got total deja vu. Good to know I'm not crazy.

:scurries back to p.1 to read all the funnies:

MMason12 · July 2013

:: Comes in late to the party ::

Seriously, OP -- You asked this very same question two days ago and you thought you would get more or "better" answers now? Did you really think that the ladies here just went away and new ones appeared in a two day time period that would give you different answers?? I haven't been around here that long but I know that asking the same question (which isn't the smartest question) is just rude and annoying.

You should really spend sometime reading the threads, googling, and learning about fertility, your body, and how TTC works. This isn't rocket science here and learning how your body works will really help you figure this all out without asking us every other day.

rtv3 · July 2013

gscoville said:

Oh and this...

bahahahaha! love it

and I love your Joey siggy gif! He's so freakin' hilarious, lol

elizabethb3 · July 2013

douglamj said:

Let me google that for you...
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=when+to+test+for+pregnancy

I'm late to the party, as always, but this is absolutely perfect! I think this needs to be our standard response for every post like this.

Spookster · July 2013

DaisyCat11 said:

Daisy was here.

Oh haiii preggly. :-*

elizabethb3 · July 2013

Elbug said:

And for you Elbug you can suck a dick with aids if you prefer .
Wow, you're classy

HOLY SHIIT! Sorry guys, I'm still catching up. WTF, OP?!

rjeller32 · August 2013

janda426 said:

JustMommys said:

Yes just as classy and you screwing on someone else husband .

Nothing you say makes any sense.
What, you've never had sex on someone else's husband?

Literally on them, or...

I guess I am out of this cool "have sex on other husbands" thing.

ETA: Bad at words.

kristine526 · August 2013

JustMommys said:

Y'all all some bitches and can honestly can go suck a sick dick.

"Y'all all some bitches" wait... "Y'all all" isn't that like "I ain't got no" like a double negative, or incorrect grammar? Oh, it's ghetto-speak. That's right.

And a sick dick? As opposed to a healthy dick? Does your dick have the sniffles or something??

ETA: Clarity

kristine526 · August 2013

JustMommys said:

Yes just as classy and you screwing on someone else husband .

I've not screwed ON someone's husband. I feel like the balancing act, on top of the weight just seems rude.

Pintobean39 · August 2013

kristine526 said:

JustMommys said:

Y'all all some bitches and can honestly can go suck a sick dick.

"Y'all all some bitches" wait... "Y'all all" isn't that like "I ain't got no" like a double negative, or incorrect grammar? Oh, it's ghetto-speak. That's right.

And a sick dick? As opposed to a healthy dick? Does your dick have the sniffles or something??

ETA: Clarity

The dick might be having a clear period.

tealowl · August 2013

I literally cannot wait until I have the chance to tell someone to 'suck a sick dick'

I think I may purposely start an argument with s/o.

krdesi · August 2013

This thread made my stomach hurt from laughing after giving shots. Worth it though!
Also, how is the OP not totally banned for that Aids comment? Talk about taking it to another level!

brookeK1990 · August 2013

Test after your first missed period

sugar&spy14 · August 2013

It's threads like this that keep me awake giggling in my bed when I should totally be trying to go to sleep.

Pintobean39 · August 2013

Elbug said:

JustMommys said:
And for you Elbug you can suck a dick with aids if you prefer .
Wow, you're classy

I'm so confused. I started back to the beginning and I see where y'all are quoting her but I don't see her post. Are they deleted?

IsIt3Days · August 2013

slappalicious said:

Yeah... I'm wondering if the 3day wait has been implemented yet. I was thinking on Monday that it wasn't. This week has been full of crazies.

Aaaand there is no 3 day waiting period yet.

BOO!!

IsIt3Days · August 2013

ChancieMark said:

macylynn27 said:

Pintobean39 said:

And for you Elbug you can suck a dick with aids if you prefer .
Wow, you're classy
I'm so confused. I started back to the beginning and I see where y'all are quoting her but I don't see her post. Are they deleted?

Same here. She probably deleted them.

What happened to no deleting and the 3 day wait to post??

I don't see an option to delete unless she went in, edited and then just deleted all the text?

She deleted the text.

Pintobean39 · August 2013

Damn .... I always miss the good stuff!

[Deleted User] · August 2013

My brain and sides hurt. I only appreciate one of these two things. lol

GinFiend · August 2013

Would it be poor form to suggest that OP maybe shouldn't have kids, if this is how she acts?

janda426 · August 2013

slappalicious said:

GinFiend said:

Would it be poor form to suggest that OP maybe shouldn't have kids, if this is how she acts?

That would be very poor form. You're sinking below her level with that comment and it's incredibly insensitive. You should never wish IF on someone. Never.

Ill give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she wasn't wishing IF on the woman, just the idea that someone that dense and stupid shouldn't procreate. Which there definitely ARE people who should never be parents.

GinFiend · August 2013

That's why I was asking. I'm absolutely not wishing IF on ANYONE, but Janda read me right...I suppose that's my UO for the week.

warmheartmom · August 2013

teal owl said:

I literally cannot wait until I have the chance to tell someone to 'suck a sick dick' I think I may purposely start an argument with s/o.

OMG, I am laughing so much my stomach is hurting.

brookeK1990 · August 2013

Whos screwing whos husband?

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