July 2012 Moms

FC

Because as we ALL know it's never FLAME FREE!!!! Spill it!

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  • My mil's shoulder surgery that she made a facebook event for, sent text about, a email and im sure she contemplated hiring a skywritter for. Everytime I talked to her I acted like I hadn't checked my phone, email or facebook, when it was obvious I had been on all three much of the day. I've reached the point that I seriously love piissing her off.
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  • I'm tired of seeing this chick on facebook..

    She did not get all that Tide for free in the mail..stfu and quit posting that shiit all over the place!

    Not a confession but nobody is here and this is all i got!!! 

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  • My tongue is still pierced, I wear my tongue ring every blue moon. I know im old and yes I have tattoos and a tongue ring. When I want to look rough and tough I can when I want to look more like a lady I can. I love my tattoos, especially my son's footprint if someone doesn't like it they can look the other way.
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  • imagechipmunk112511:
    I don't plan on taking out my bellybutton ring till close to 30. I like it and I took it out last night after the UO and my belly button looks deformed, so it's staying, haters can hate :]

    Keep it as long as you can. I got mine at 15 and took it out at 31 when I was 6 months pregnant.  I hate how it looks.  There is a small brown scar and it just looks weird. 

    Also, I fully intend to get Liam tattooed in script on my wrist.  I am going to wait for the next ball buster though so I can get both at the same time.  

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  • I would love to get a tat but I am terrified of needles... but I have had 10 piercings in my life! Ha! Its just different!!
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  • I am sorry, but I can't stand the "Happy Birthday Liam!  I love you.  You've changed my life... yada, yada" posts.  

    Your baby isn't on FB and if it is we have a whole other problem.  For some reason these posts have always annoyed me.  I think you can acknowledge your child's birthday on FB without writing a message to them that they can't read. 

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    I am sorry, but I can't stand the "Happy Birthday Liam!  I love you.  You've changed my life... yada, yada" posts.  

    Your baby isn't on FB and if it is we have a whole other problem.  For some reason these posts have always annoyed me.  I think you can acknowledge your child's birthday on FB without writing a message to them that they can't read. 

    YES! That and the "omg i cant believe my baby is one" for like a month everyday. Yep he/she is one, that's what happens they grow up. 

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  • imageamilyn9785:
    Sadie has been sleeping like shiit the past couple months and this week it's been even worse, I think I got 3 or 4 hours last night. My FC, I made the conscious decision this morning to not to wear my Mother's Day necklace because I'm mad at her for not sleeping. Also, her one year appt is today and I'm planning on asking pedi a billion questions about why she won't sleep. I don't think it's medical and logically I know he won't have an answer, but dammit I pay him to listen to questions about my kid.

    hahahah this is hilarious. I have said this before but I think your sense of humor is seriously under appreciated on here. 

    *The necklace part.  I can't bold for some reason. 

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  • I have no desire to wein my kid off the bottle. It's not like he's going to get married with a bottle in his hand, we'll maybe a jack d bottle but not a bottle bottle. He only takes a one in the morning and one at night..so im not concerned at this point. 

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  • imagebriderx:
    I think this was brought up on here before but it's what on my mind:

    I really love doing yoga at home but I'm afraid to take a class because I am nervous that I'll fart or make some other unseemly noise in the class.

    Also, sometimes I get my coffee before changing Aubrey in the morning.
    LOL, the farting wouldn't bother me but if it smells ::dead::
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  • My best friend gave me an adderall like 3 weeks ago and I intend to take it and clean the crap out of this house like a mad woman! I havent taken one in many many years and Im pretty excited to clean baseboards ans scrub floors!
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  • I hate the Walmart commercials where the dude is like "you just ate a Walmart steak" and everyone is all happy. Uh no...that shiit is nasty. There meat sucks and there produce is worse. Maybe its just here idk but I never buy groceries from Walmart. Take me to a butcher and a farmers market.
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  • imagehijoi:
    I don't particularly like my husband any more, but I'll probably never leave him. Maybe we've just spent too much time together this week it's the most time we've been together, ever but it could be just me.nbsp; I'm tired of him and his stupid lazy crap.nbsp; But I married him so it's my fault.


    Its not just your husband! Most men are lazy!
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  • imagehijoi:
    I don't particularly like my husband any more, but I'll probably never leave him. Maybe we've just spent too much time together this week it's the most time we've been together, ever but it could be just me.nbsp; I'm tired of him and his stupid lazy crap.nbsp; But I married him so it's my fault.
    When I get like this I make him go fishing or something. Sometimes we need to be away from each other then it evens out. As for the lazy part sounds like he needs a boot in his asss.
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  • imagehijoi:

    imagereinedecajun:
    I hate the Walmart commercials where the dude is like "you just ate a Walmart steak" and everyone is all happy. Uh no...that shiit is nasty. There meat sucks and there produce is worse. Maybe its just here idk but I never buy groceries from Walmart. Take me to a butcher and a farmers market.

    Remember those Foldger's coffee commercials?  The ones where they switched the gourmet coffee for instant and everyone still loved it?  Yeah, more BS.  Walmart steaks are gross here too.  I tried them once.  Once.

    LOL I've always thought, I would be so piissed if I ordered some good coffee and you served me folgers. I'd be on the out takes of those commercials. The crazy lady going off on the waiter,lol!
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  • imagereinedecajun:
    I hate the Walmart commercials where the dude is like "you just ate a Walmart steak" and everyone is all happy. Uh no...that shiit is nasty. There meat sucks and there produce is worse. Maybe its just here idk but I never buy groceries from Walmart. Take me to a butcher and a farmers market.


    I despise that commercial. Makes me want to shoot the tv....and all the meat in WM. Gross.

    My FC, our front and back yard look like a jungle. We are redoing the flower beds with river rock, and only have a third of it done....and you almost can't see the rocks for the grass that had broken through.

    Also, our HOA dues haven't been paid bc at the last meeting they said the covenants would expire in August, and there's been no word since on renewing. I'm not giving them money for it to all just go to crap.

    ETA: it said FCC....don't know what the hell that means.

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    imagereinedecajun:
    I hate the Walmart commercials where the dude is like "you just ate a Walmart steak" and everyone is all happy. Uh no...that shiit is nasty. There meat sucks and there produce is worse. Maybe its just here idk but I never buy groceries from Walmart. Take me to a butcher and a farmers market.
    I despise that commercial. Makes me want to shoot the tv....and all the meat in WM. Gross.

    The one that plays here there is a woman with like negative 3 teeth in her mouth. Im like ok  how the hell is she chewing on that mess in the first place???? 

    (sorry random)

     

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  • I did the birthday tribute thing, and I agree it's silly. I do a lot of silly things just because I want to and I don't care. Stick out tongue Related confession: FB is serving as my baby book for both kids. I've never been into that shitt, so Ben's baby book is blank and Em doesn't even have one. I just recently realized though, that pretty much EVERYTHING is documented on fb because I'm such an AW. Yay! Now I can go back and make a photo book of all their firsts, and include all the silly little mishaps and awesome Ben quotes that wouldn't have made it into the book had I done it the traditional way. Technology rocks!

    Second confession, unrelated: I received a check from my very first client yesterday, and I was SO excited to see "doula deposit" in the memo line, that I thought for a brief second that I'd take a picture of it for my page! HELLLLOOOOOOOO that would be the stupidest thing EVER!!!! Thank God my brain showed up to slap my blonde in her big dumb face.
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  • imagereinedecajun:

    imagelnd1031:
    imagereinedecajun:
    I hate the Walmart commercials where the dude is like "you just ate a Walmart steak" and everyone is all happy. Uh no...that shiit is nasty. There meat sucks and there produce is worse. Maybe its just here idk but I never buy groceries from Walmart. Take me to a butcher and a farmers market.


    I despise that commercial. Makes me want to shoot the tv....and all the meat in WM. Gross.

    The one that plays here there is a woman with like negative 3 teeth in her mouth. Im like ok  how the hell is she chewing on that mess in the first place???? 

    (sorry random)

     

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    I've never noticed that! Are they all the same or do they use "local" people?

    I really shouldn't care....................

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    imagereinedecajun:

    imagelnd1031:
    imagereinedecajun:
    I hate the Walmart commercials where the dude is like "you just ate a Walmart steak" and everyone is all happy. Uh no...that shiit is nasty. There meat sucks and there produce is worse. Maybe its just here idk but I never buy groceries from Walmart. Take me to a butcher and a farmers market.
    I despise that commercial. Makes me want to shoot the tv....and all the meat in WM. Gross.

    The one that plays here there is a woman with like negative 3 teeth in her mouth. Im like ok  how the hell is she chewing on that mess in the first place???? 

    (sorry random)

     

    I keep seeing the one where they bring the produce to "peach country."   

    Yeah that one plays here, we live in South Carolina. Go ahead and try to get these people to eat some walmart peaches..go ahead I DARE you. Stick out tongue

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  • imagelnd1031:
    imagereinedecajun:

    imagelnd1031:
    imagereinedecajun:
    I hate the Walmart commercials where the dude is like "you just ate a Walmart steak" and everyone is all happy. Uh no...that shiit is nasty. There meat sucks and there produce is worse. Maybe its just here idk but I never buy groceries from Walmart. Take me to a butcher and a farmers market.
    I despise that commercial. Makes me want to shoot the tv....and all the meat in WM. Gross.

    The one that plays here there is a woman with like negative 3 teeth in her mouth. Im like ok  how the hell is she chewing on that mess in the first place???? 

    (sorry random)

     

    . I've never noticed that! Are they all the same or do they use "local" people? I really shouldn't care....................

    This commercial totally looks like locals..missing teeth, busted clothes, gold grills. They def looks like south cacalacky material. 

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  • imagechipmunk112511:
    I don't plan on taking out my bellybutton ring till close to 30. I like it and I took it out last night after the UO and my belly button looks deformed, so it's staying, haters can hate :]


    I am 32 and thinking of putting it back in because my belly button button looks weird too.



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    My in laws stressed me out so badly at Graham's birthday party that my MIL gave me a Xanax. I washed it down with beer and felt amazing afterwards. I didn't tell her she was the one who had me so stressed.
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  • I'm 34 and still wear a tongue ring in my uber-corporate job. 

    I only took my navel ring out during my pregnancy and am considering having it put back in. 

    I couldn't care less what the general public thinks of these things.

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  • imageamilyn9785:
    Sadie has been sleeping like shiit the past couple months and this week it's been even worse, I think I got 3 or 4 hours last night. My FC, I made the conscious decision this morning to not to wear my Mother's Day necklace because I'm mad at her for not sleeping. Also, her one year appt is today and I'm planning on asking pedi a billion questions about why she won't sleep. I don't think it's medical and logically I know he won't have an answer, but dammit I pay him to listen to questions about my kid.

    I laughed out loud at your decision not to wear the necklace.  Take that, Sadie!  I hope she starts sleeping better for you. :(   

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    imagefishybride82:
    imagereinedecajun:

    imagelnd1031:
    imagereinedecajun:
    I hate the Walmart commercials where the dude is like "you just ate a Walmart steak" and everyone is all happy. Uh no...that shiit is nasty. There meat sucks and there produce is worse. Maybe its just here idk but I never buy groceries from Walmart. Take me to a butcher and a farmers market.
    I despise that commercial. Makes me want to shoot the tv....and all the meat in WM. Gross.

    The one that plays here there is a woman with like negative 3 teeth in her mouth. Im like ok  how the hell is she chewing on that mess in the first place???? 


    (sorry random)



     



    I keep seeing the one where they bring the produce to "peach country."   



    Yes, I've seen this one. I live in peach country-Georgia to be exact and no one  I know buys their peaches at Wal-Mart. They're from California or something. Nasty.



    THANK YOU!!!! This burns my biscuits that they have the audacity to sell us CA peaches when we are the PEACH STATE for pete's sake! I get mine from a local grower, an adorable old man who sits at the edge of his driveway with his produce stand.

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  • imageSallySunrise:
    I did the birthday tribute thing, and I agree it's silly. I do a lot of silly things just because I want to and I don't care. Stick out tongue Related confession: FB is serving as my baby book for both kids. I've never been into that shitt, so Ben's baby book is blank and Em doesn't even have one. I just recently realized though, that pretty much EVERYTHING is documented on fb because I'm such an AW. Yay! Now I can go back and make a photo book of all their firsts, and include all the silly little mishaps and awesome Ben quotes that wouldn't have made it into the book had I done it the traditional way. Technology rocks! Second confession, unrelated: I received a check from my very first client yesterday, and I was SO excited to see "doula deposit" in the memo line, that I thought for a brief second that I'd take a picture of it for my page! HELLLLOOOOOOOO that would be the stupidest thing EVER!!!! Thank God my brain showed up to slap my blonde in her big dumb face.

    I purposely post some things to facebook for blogging/baby book purposes.  I have yet to write a monthly update without looking back at Facebook and Instagram.  FTR, I love your posts.  I'm giddy for your doula deposit.  Yaaaay! 

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  • imagemightybee:
    I tore pretty badly with D (probably on account of him coming out head and shoulders in one go). I still sniss more times than I'd like, but the main thing that bugs me is that I can't go for a darn run without needing to put a diaper on (I haven't actually tried this...yet)! It makes me sad because I used to be a running fool. I talked to my doctor about it and she said most childbirth-related UI issues heal themselves within 6 months PP, so I would most likely need to see a specialist to look into surgical options. That doesn't make sense until we're done having kids, so now I'm just embarrassed and mopey about it.

    You are not alone.  I have tried to get back into running but it is terrible.  I feel like something is going to fall out and I leak.  This kid really did a number on me!

    I used to judge people who ate take out food multiple nights a week.  I love to cook and  could not understand why people would rather buy meals.  Now that I have LO and work I completely understand.  I love to cook buy ain't nobody got time to spend hours in the kitchen!

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    imageSallySunrise:
    I did the birthday tribute thing, and I agree it's silly. I do a lot of silly things just because I want to and I don't care. Stick out tongue Related confession: FB is serving as my baby book for both kids. I've never been into that shitt, so Ben's baby book is blank and Em doesn't even have one. I just recently realized though, that pretty much EVERYTHING is documented on fb because I'm such an AW. Yay! Now I can go back and make a photo book of all their firsts, and include all the silly little mishaps and awesome Ben quotes that wouldn't have made it into the book had I done it the traditional way. Technology rocks!

    Second confession, unrelated: I received a check from my very first client yesterday, and I was SO excited to see "doula deposit" in the memo line, that I thought for a brief second that I'd take a picture of it for my page! HELLLLOOOOOOOO that would be the stupidest thing EVER!!!! Thank God my brain showed up to slap my blonde in her big dumb face.

    I purposely post some things to facebook for blogging/baby book purposes.  I have yet to write a monthly update without looking back at Facebook and Instagram.  FTR, I love your posts.  I'm giddy for your doula deposit.  Yaaaay! 


    I finished Rylans baby book last night. Fb was the only reason I could finish it!
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  • I am running to Target at lunch because we need dog food.  We have nothing to eat for dinner, so I should get something, but I'm not going to.  I've cooked every night this week and MH has come straight in, eaten and relaxed. I'm going to "forget" we need dinner and stop at Chick Fil-A for grilled nuggets instead.
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  • I kinda want to get those little family stickers for the back of your car but I think that fad Is kind of over.



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  • I have two.  I am currently letting Em destroy dvds and her stack of birthday cards because it keeps her happy while I bump.

    Also, I'm terrified of giving Em things that she could possibly be allergic to.  Kid still hasn't had PB, eggs, fish of any kind, and just recently started getting things with strawberry.  I'm also afraid to give her things that hurt my stomach because I worry it will hurt hers.  So no hot dogs or even slightly spicy foods.  My kid is deprived.

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  • Every week in HDBD I get annoyed at you pregglies that refuse to share the goods. So far only Peg has shared consistently. I NEED to see those bumps!! Especially since I can't have my own for another year.
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    Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12

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    Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
  • imagemegs52881:

    I am sorry, but I can't stand the "Happy Birthday Liam!  I love you.  You've changed my life... yada, yada" posts.  

    Your baby isn't on FB and if it is we have a whole other problem.  For some reason these posts have always annoyed me.  I think you can acknowledge your child's birthday on FB without writing a message to them that they can't read. 

    That's kind of been annoying me too!  I get it if you are talking to DH or your mom or something, but LO isn't on FB.  I agree with the acknowledgment.

  • My H had a come to Jesus with me about buying a house next year. Basically we need to save the down and if I follow his plan and trim the fat a little we will have the down by March 2014. However this means no Boston because we are going to my moms house in Idaho for a week in September and the trips are just too close to work. I cried. Like a child. Then I asked if maybe I could go alone? Um negative. He looked at me like I grew a damn head. I'm super bummed which further proves I need to work on making more real life friends :[
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    Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12

     BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
    Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
  • I've shared here before that my H HATES febreeze and glade type products. He swears they give you cancer. But coming from the apartment industry I'm obsessed with them. He constantly removes my plug ins. So I bought the one that sprays every 15/30 minutes and put it on the mantle and just waited for it to spray and freak him out. It did and his reaction was glorious! He jumped and yellped! He said it looked like a demon spirit puffed out of the wall directly at him. I laughed hysterically for days.
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    Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12

     BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
    Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
  • I was a week late and POS. I was sad when it said negative and started the next damnn day.
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    I've shared here before that my H HATES febreeze and glade type products. He swears they give you cancer. But coming from the apartment industry I'm obsessed with them. He constantly removes my plug ins. So I bought the one that sprays every 15/30 minutes and put it on the mantle and just waited for it to spray and freak him out. It did and his reaction was glorious! He jumped and yellped! He said it looked like a demon spirit puffed out of the wall directly at him. I laughed hysterically for days.


    This is awesome!!!
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  • imagefishybride82:
    Also, my child likes to dance to Blurred Lines and knows the word poop. nbsp;Should I be concerned?


    Mine only shakes her booty if Psy comes on. She has really bad taste in music already.
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    Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12

     BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
    Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
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    imagenesenotes:
    My H had a come to Jesus with me about buying a house next year. Basically we need to save the down and if I follow his plan and trim the fat a little we will have the down by March 2014. However this means no Boston because we are going to my moms house in Idaho for a week in September and the trips are just too close to work. I cried. Like a child. Then I asked if maybe I could go alone? Um negative. He looked at me like I grew a damn head. I'm super bummed which further proves I need to work on making more real life friends :[

    I'm seriously legit upset that you won't be able to make it!  I would not mind donating to the "send Nese to Boston fund."  Like for real, I think enough people can donate to your paypal for you to be able to go.  I bet if we do start raising money, your H will feel bad and just let you go anyway...hopefully?



    You are very kind. We can all gang up and guilt him. I'm for real mad I can't hang out and drink and act a fool with everyone. Next trip needs to be the West Coast!
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    Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12

     BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
    Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
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