December 2013 Moms

Funny letter to your childless pregnant self

A must read, very funny. Some of it very true. Enjoy!

 Here is a tease

"While we are on the topic of useless sh*t (pun intended) that you are obsessing over, it seems as though you are sitting around wondering if you?ll poop on the table during delivery. Guess what? When the time actually comes, you won?t care if fecal matter ends up on the ceiling as long as they get that baby the hell out of you faster than a teenage boy gets off on the latest Victoria?s Secret catalog.

 

 

 

 

 

Logan Alexander born May 9th 2011. He has stolen my heart forever. Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker BFP #2 05/24/12 EDD 01/31/13 D&C 06/26/12 Missing you. Lilypie Angel and Memorial tickers Diagnosed with Ashermans 11/06/12 Surgery 01/18/13, Cleared for TTC 03/01/13 BFP 03/26/13 IT'S A BOY! Please Be Our Rainbow! BabyFruit Ticker

Re: Funny letter to your childless pregnant self

  • LOL

    I feel like that letter pretty much sums up the majority of arguments that are on this board. I think I need to send it to my SIL right about now... 

    BFP#1: 12/3/13 EDD 8/15/13. Heartbeat found on 12/26/13, HB gone on 1/4/13. D&C 1/7/13
    BFP#2: 4/19/13 EDD 12/28/13. Team Green for pregnancy and Baby Girl arrived 12/21/13.
    BFP#3: 2/9/13 EDD 10/18/17. Team Green for Round 2!

    BabyFruit Ticker
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