FFFC!

JayandEmm · June 2013

It's that time, again!

Let er rip, tater chip.

JayandEmm · June 2013

I love my aunt, but I had to hide all her status updates because she's so damn 'Godly' [even though I believe in God]. She posted pictures from this bible/church camp thing she volunteers at, and all of the pictures were of children ugly crying and bowing to an alter, and rolling in the floor. It freaked.me.out.

bigbootyjudi · June 2013

I'm pissed about the fact that we had to move the couch so that G couldn't get to the wires next to it. Now my picture frames are off center and so is my entertainment center....and there's no where to move it. It's driving my OCD freaking crazy. Our couch is at the end of our wall, the entertainment center is in the middle, and the frames are to the left until SO fixes them in probably months from now.

That is so stupid. But, if you are like me, you get it.

Now for a real one: When people say they've never gotten it in the butt (or even tried) or that they never will, I don't believe them. Everyone tries everything once eventually...

poppyseed1017 · June 2013

I don't mind butt sex. We do it a few times a year, but not all the time or anything. We did it on our wedding night because I started my period at my rehearsal dinner. Ha!

thepretzelchick · June 2013

ILY, BBJ. And just reading that drives me crazy.

Every time we had sex last week, I pretended DH was someone else. It wasn't like a normal RP sesh. I legit had to pretend he was someone else. I have no feels for him whatsoever right now (not because of anything he's done; I just can't get it up for him at the moment), but pretending he was Lou or Harry or Baby Goose or Benedict Cumberbatch made sex enjoyable. Sorrynotsorry.

BluepointToasted · June 2013

LucyD1029:
bigbootyjudi:

Now for a real one: When people say they've never gotten it in the butt (or even tried) or that they never will, I don't believe them. Everyone tries everything once eventually...
LOL. You might be right, but I'm 33 and nothing has gone in there yet! I don't see it happening, but who knows? Maybe we'll need to spice things up someday?

not only have I tried it once, but I try it once every couple of years to see if anything has changed. Nope, still not my thing. There is a special level of drunk necessary to go there, just wasted enough to relax but not quite at the level of hysterical crying irrational ness. It's quite rare, lol.

SpruceGrouse · June 2013

My son ate a cotton ball this morning and thought it was yummy. I guess I can't keep my eyes on his mouth all the time but I guess I should have noticed he had a cotton ball in his hand.

poppyseed1017 · June 2013

thepretzelchick:
ILY, BBJ. And just reading that drives me crazy.Every time we had sex last week, I pretended DH was someone else. It wasn't like a normal RP sesh. I legit had to pretend he was someone else. I have no feels for him whatsoever right now not because of anything he's done; I just can't get it up for him at the moment, but pretending he was Lou or Harry or Baby Goose or Benedict Cumberbatch made sex enjoyable. Sorrynotsorry.

Let's be honest. You were pretending he was me.

thepretzelchick · June 2013

poppyseed1017:
thepretzelchick:
ILY, BBJ. And just reading that drives me crazy.Every time we had sex last week, I pretended DH was someone else. It wasn't like a normal RP sesh. I legit had to pretend he was someone else. I have no feels for him whatsoever right now not because of anything he's done; I just can't get it up for him at the moment, but pretending he was Lou or Harry or Baby Goose or Benedict Cumberbatch made sex enjoyable. Sorrynotsorry.
Let's be honest. You were pretending he was me.

Always, lover. Always.

MrsWhipple · June 2013

I'm glad DH had to go to PA for work (he's a truck driver). His boss gave him the option of going to PA, or having the rest of the week off. He wanted to take the rest of the week off given what has happened, but I talked him into going because I told him we need the money. We do need the money, but I really just wanted to have him gone so I could think about what has happened and try and figure out what I want to do now.

CrazyDaisy8 · June 2013

I haven't spent money on myself since I bought maternity clothes.

Cheerilee · June 2013

meredithcole:
I've never seen an episode of The Sopranos.

I haven't either. It's not my thing.

FFFC: I STILL feel guilty going out and leaving DD behind! DH is off today so is staying home with DD and DSS while I go buy myself some new shorts (my reward to myself for losing weight) and have happy hour with friends. Last time I did happy hour, I just wanted to go home to make sure DD wasn't a crying mess. She has been SUCH a pill with her "mama only" phase that it makes me nervous to leave her Sad

PaisleyRuth · June 2013

nobadwriting:
bigbootyjudi:
Now for a real one: When people say they've never gotten it in the butt (or even tried) or that they never will, I don't believe them. Everyone tries everything once eventually...
This, and also when people say they have never watched pron or don't masturbate. You are all liars!

Huh, well you can not believe me, but I have never done any of these things, have no desire to, & don't foresee ever doing them.

Mine is that as far as celebrity baby names go, I think North West is sortof cute. At least it is spelled correctly. And I like the nickname Nori.

MrsWhipple · June 2013

natalie8784:
MrsWhipple:
I'm glad DH had to go to PA for work (he's a truck driver). His boss gave him the option of going to PA, or having the rest of the week off. He wanted to take the rest of the week off given what has happened, but I talked him into going because I told him we need the money. We do need the money, but I really just wanted to have him gone so I could think about what has happened and try and figure out what I want to do now.
I think this was a good decision.
Also I would be packing while he was gone. Either mine and my sons bags, or all his ***. Thats my 2 cents.

I won't just up and leave. I don't know what I am going to do yet, but I would not have him come home and us be gone. Despite what he has done, I can't do that to him.

JayandEmm · June 2013

nobadwriting:
bigbootyjudi:
Now for a real one: When people say they've never gotten it in the butt (or even tried) or that they never will, I don't believe them. Everyone tries everything once eventually...
This, and also when people say they have never watched pron or don't masturbate. You are all liars!

Yes! How do people not masturbate? I play DJ a few times a week.

gracie__r · June 2013

SpruceGrouse:
My son ate a cotton ball this morning and thought it was yummy. I guess I can't keep my eyes on his mouth all the time but I guess I should have noticed he had a cotton ball in his hand.

Ha! This brings to mind one of my favorite scenes from Elf.

Love the siggy pic BTW.

SpruceGrouse · June 2013

gracie__r:
SpruceGrouse:
My son ate a cotton ball this morning and thought it was yummy. I guess I can't keep my eyes on his mouth all the time but I guess I should have noticed he had a cotton ball in his hand.

Ha! This brings to mind one of my favorite scenes from Elf.

Love the siggy pic BTW.

love that movie and thanks!

MrsWhipple · June 2013

natalie8784:
MrsWhipple:
natalie8784:
MrsWhipple:
I'm glad DH had to go to PA for work (he's a truck driver). His boss gave him the option of going to PA, or having the rest of the week off. He wanted to take the rest of the week off given what has happened, but I talked him into going because I told him we need the money. We do need the money, but I really just wanted to have him gone so I could think about what has happened and try and figure out what I want to do now.
I think this was a good decision.
Also I would be packing while he was gone. Either mine and my sons bags, or all his ***. Thats my 2 cents.
I won't just up and leave. I don't know what I am going to do yet, but I would not have him come home and us be gone. Despite what he has done, I can't do that to him.
Him telling people you are a lesbian who abandoned her child is ok, but coming home to an empty house, even if it is just for a little while and for more of a reality check, isn't?

I appreciate the support, I really do. And I'm sure most of you think I am stupid and na?ve for not just leaving him, and maybe I am, but I will not just leave at this point. I do not think what he did is ok, and he knows that he has seriously screwed up and that this may be the end of us, but I know we need to sit down and talk this out, and me leaving the house, or throwing him out, even temporarily is not going to help the situation. I am doing my best to stay level-headed and mature about this, when inside I want to castrate him (thanks for the idea, I think it was Aggie?).

I love that I can come to you ladies for support, especially when I don't have a ton of friends IRL. And, I'm not ready to really let anyone know what is going on at this point.

poppyseed1017 · June 2013

natalie8784:
MrsWhipple:
natalie8784:
MrsWhipple:
I'm glad DH had to go to PA for work (he's a truck driver). His boss gave him the option of going to PA, or having the rest of the week off. He wanted to take the rest of the week off given what has happened, but I talked him into going because I told him we need the money. We do need the money, but I really just wanted to have him gone so I could think about what has happened and try and figure out what I want to do now.
I think this was a good decision.  
Also I would be packing while he was gone.  Either mine and my sons bags, or all his ***.  Thats my 2 cents.  
I won't just up and leave. I don't know what I am going to do yet, but I would not have him come home and us be gone. Despite what he has done, I can't do that to him.
Him telling people you are a lesbian who abandoned her child is ok, but coming home to an empty house, even if it is just for a little while and for more of a reality check, isn't?   

MrsW, I get that youre trying to be noble here and I respect that. But your lack of reaction to this is a little scary. I totally understand that you need to just breathe and figure out how you feel, but please stop being afraid of hurting your husband. It's time to think about you. Get mad, get sad, get homicidal, cry it out, scream it out, whatever. But stop worrying about him. He wasn't thinking of you or your family when he was telling internet hoes you were a lesbian who abandoned your son.

cedenton · June 2013

I think it's great that we're all here for MrsWhipple and I know she appreciates the advice, but I don't think she's under any obligation to listen to us. We're just randoms on the internet and know nothing about her life.

Now if this happens again and again and she keeps saying she "doesn't know what to do" then I could see getting frustrated with her. But, right now, I say leave it alone unless she asks/updates and give her some time to think and figure it out on her own.

SpruceGrouse · June 2013

poppyseed1017:
natalie8784:
MrsWhipple:
natalie8784:
MrsWhipple:
I'm glad DH had to go to PA for work (he's a truck driver). His boss gave him the option of going to PA, or having the rest of the week off. He wanted to take the rest of the week off given what has happened, but I talked him into going because I told him we need the money. We do need the money, but I really just wanted to have him gone so I could think about what has happened and try and figure out what I want to do now.
I think this was a good decision.
Also I would be packing while he was gone. Either mine and my sons bags, or all his ***. Thats my 2 cents.
I won't just up and leave. I don't know what I am going to do yet, but I would not have him come home and us be gone. Despite what he has done, I can't do that to him.
Him telling people you are a lesbian who abandoned her child is ok, but coming home to an empty house, even if it is just for a little while and for more of a reality check, isn't?
MrsW, I get that youre trying to be noble here and I respect that. But your lack of reaction to this is a little scary. I totally understand that you need to just breathe and figure out how you feel, but please stop being afraid of hurting your husband. It's time to think about you. Get mad, get sad, get homicidal, cry it out, scream it out, whatever. But stop worrying about him. He wasn't thinking of you or your family when he was telling internet hoes you were a lesbian who abandoned your son.

I am sorry you are having a tough time but I agree with Poppy, just go for a short time to give him a reality check to want to try harder to sort things out.

poppyseed1017 · June 2013

cedenton:
I think it's great that we're all here for MrsWhipple and I know she appreciates the advice, but I don't think she's under any obligation to listen to us. We're just randoms on the internet and know nothing about her life.Now if this happens again and again and she keeps saying she "doesn't know what to do" then I could see getting frustrated with her. But, right now, I say leave it alone unless she asks/updates and give her some time to think and figure it out on her own.

You're right. Sorry, MrsW.

MrsWhipple · June 2013

poppyseed1017:
natalie8784:
MrsWhipple:
natalie8784:
MrsWhipple:
I'm glad DH had to go to PA for work (he's a truck driver). His boss gave him the option of going to PA, or having the rest of the week off. He wanted to take the rest of the week off given what has happened, but I talked him into going because I told him we need the money. We do need the money, but I really just wanted to have him gone so I could think about what has happened and try and figure out what I want to do now.
I think this was a good decision.
Also I would be packing while he was gone. Either mine and my sons bags, or all his ***. Thats my 2 cents.
I won't just up and leave. I don't know what I am going to do yet, but I would not have him come home and us be gone. Despite what he has done, I can't do that to him.
Him telling people you are a lesbian who abandoned her child is ok, but coming home to an empty house, even if it is just for a little while and for more of a reality check, isn't?
MrsW, I get that youre trying to be noble here and I respect that. But your lack of reaction to this is a little scary. I totally understand that you need to just breathe and figure out how you feel, but please stop being afraid of hurting your husband. It's time to think about you. Get mad, get sad, get homicidal, cry it out, scream it out, whatever. But stop worrying about him. He wasn't thinking of you or your family when he was telling internet hoes you were a lesbian who abandoned your son.

Believe me, there is no "lack of reaction" on my part. I'm not worried about him, I'm trying to do the right think for Landen and myself. Not to sound clich?, but until you are put in this situation, you shouldn't judge. Again, I'm sure you all think I am na?ve, and are trying to be honest with me on your thoughts and opinions, but I am dealing the best I can.

eta: Believe me, every time I look at my wedding ring, I think about flushing it down the toilet (on purpose this time!), and throwing all his sh*t on the front yard with a free sign on it all. It is so hard to look at Landen, and think about whether or not his mom and dad are going to get through this. It is hard to not sit here and just cry because I am so hurt. I get that the logical thing to do is to drop kick him in the nutz and move on, but I CAN'T. We have history, we have been together for so long (not that that is a good reason to stay together), and we were so happy once. I can't let go of that without sitting down with him and seeing if we can work this out. Again, I'm sure the naivete is just oozing out of this post, but it is what I have to do for Landen and myself.

AggieDaner · June 2013

cedenton:
I think it's great that we're all here for MrsWhipple and I know she appreciates the advice, but I don't think she's under any obligation to listen to us. We're just randoms on the internet and know nothing about her life.Now if this happens again and again and she keeps saying she "doesn't know what to do" then I could see getting frustrated with her. But, right now, I say leave it alone unless she asks/updates and give her some time to think and figure it out on her own.

Agreed. Completely. She's a competent adult who can handle her own business.

That having been said, yes my dear, I was the one who suggested castration. It might just be the animal science major in me, but I know some really efficient ways of getting it done if that's what you need. Look up a device called the Burdizzo. You're welcome!

SpruceGrouse · June 2013

MrsWhipple:
poppyseed1017:
natalie8784:
MrsWhipple:
natalie8784:
MrsWhipple:
I'm glad DH had to go to PA for work (he's a truck driver). His boss gave him the option of going to PA, or having the rest of the week off. He wanted to take the rest of the week off given what has happened, but I talked him into going because I told him we need the money. We do need the money, but I really just wanted to have him gone so I could think about what has happened and try and figure out what I want to do now.
I think this was a good decision.
Also I would be packing while he was gone. Either mine and my sons bags, or all his ***. Thats my 2 cents.
I won't just up and leave. I don't know what I am going to do yet, but I would not have him come home and us be gone. Despite what he has done, I can't do that to him.
Him telling people you are a lesbian who abandoned her child is ok, but coming home to an empty house, even if it is just for a little while and for more of a reality check, isn't?
MrsW, I get that youre trying to be noble here and I respect that. But your lack of reaction to this is a little scary. I totally understand that you need to just breathe and figure out how you feel, but please stop being afraid of hurting your husband. It's time to think about you. Get mad, get sad, get homicidal, cry it out, scream it out, whatever. But stop worrying about him. He wasn't thinking of you or your family when he was telling internet hoes you were a lesbian who abandoned your son.
Believe me, there is no "lack of reaction" on my part. I'm not worried about him, I'm trying to do the right think for Landen and myself. Not to sound clich?, but until you are put in this situation, you shouldn't judge. Again, I'm sure you all think I am na?ve, and are trying to be honest with me on your thoughts and opinions, but I am dealing the best I can.

you are very strong and I admire that. I think we are just all concerned for you and want to help but you are right that you know best. Careful though.

mamahawk12 · June 2013

I just crossed a potential MBA program off my list because the admissions advisor who called me was named Cydnee. As in Sydney. I realize that's stupid and irrational but I just can't get past it. I'm projecting the stupidness of her name onto the school and now I just can't go there. The first impression has been made.

daniellelovesjacob · June 2013

meredithcole:
I've never seen an episode of The Sopranos.

Me either!

poppyseed1017 · June 2013

meaknigh:
I just crossed a potential MBA program off my list because the admissions advisor who called me was named Cydnee. As in Sydney. I realize that's stupid and irrational but I just can't get past it. I'm projecting the stupidness of her name onto the school and now I just can't go there. The first impression has been made.

LOL!!! Good for you!

JessiP613 · June 2013

daniellelovesjacob:
meredithcole:
I've never seen an episode of The Sopranos.
Me either!

Same here!

mmdailey · June 2013

thepretzelchick:
ILY, BBJ. And just reading that drives me crazy.Every time we had sex last week, I pretended DH was someone else. It wasn't like a normal RP sesh. I legit had to pretend he was someone else. I have no feels for him whatsoever right now not because of anything he's done; I just can't get it up for him at the moment, but pretending he was Lou or Harry or Baby Goose or Benedict Cumberbatch made sex enjoyable. Sorrynotsorry.

Benedict Cumberbatch! Yessss!

JessiP613 · June 2013

I'm having issues with weaning. On one hand I'm so excited to be done with pumping but it feels very counterintuitive to cut back and actually start using up my freezer stash I have worked so hard to build. I can totally understand extended breastfeeding now, which I really did not consider an option before.

MrsWhipple · June 2013

MeganRod13:
Yesterday while out at a restaurant with DS, I turn to look at DS who was in a high chair and apparently he somehow got himself stuck with one leg on the seat part and the rest of his body falling through the leg part. Thank goodness for the hostess helping me maneuver him out of there! DS is a quick little guy!
<----MOTY right here

Landen always ends up with one leg sticking out the front, and one leg sticking out the side. Crazy babies!

MrsWhipple · June 2013

kikimo327:
Cutting the quote trees... Mrs. Whipple, I hope that you find the guidance you need to figure things out. I'm just worried about you because of what you say: you've been together for so long and you were happy *once*. I've been in a similar situation (without the baby though) so I can say I understand the anger and confusion as to why your H needs to look elsewhere for what he can get at home. I just want to give you big hugs and support and whatever else you need.

Don't worry, I know we can't just go back to the way things were, and I know being happy once isn't a reason to stay. Thanks for the support, you and all the other ladies here are awesome.

bigbootyjudi · June 2013

The more I read the name "North," the more it's wearing on me.

I'm starting to kind of like it.

And, I mean, she's SO CUTE!!!

Really Excited For Kim And Kanye's Baby To Arrive...

I'm serious about the name though. Not so much with the last, but by itself, eh...it's getting to be not so bad.

MommyMelRN · June 2013

I can't stand when people put "RSVP by" and then start calling you days or weeks before the RSVP deadline wondering why you haven't rsvp'd.

ashS10309 · June 2013

I gave my kid a couple bites of my fudge round last night. I then proceeded to eat another. Dang you Aunt Flo!

klmcguire · June 2013

BlueDevilLady:
I was up til 1am last night with all the drama going on...ONE AM. That is ridiculous. At that moment I realized I needed to cut back on my bumping just a tad.

Drama? Did I miss something? Other than the UP post and MrsWhipple.

MrsWhipple situation: I agree with cedenton. She is a mature adult, we have all expressed the way we feel to her and there is no reason to bring it all up again. She knows what she wants to do and is taking the time that she needs to think and make herself an action plan. While I do not approve of anything he is done, I am not going to tell her that she needs to pack her sh*t and leave... That is not my place. I hope that everything turns out the way that you would like it too and that your husband does not ever do this again. GOOD LUCK!

My FFFC:

I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING AT WORK THIS WEEK... Yes, I said it... I am so over my job. I have been looking for a new once since I was on maternity leave, but I have taken it to a new level. I have done my "weekly tasks" that I do every week, but I have not made the thought to go out of my way to do anything else. Instead, I have made invitations for a couple of bumpies babies, I have designed a chalkboard for Landen's first birthday and I have updated my blog.

I am not motivated to do anything for this hell hole. My boss basically told me that if I was sticking around because I worked for him (he is a great boss) then I needed to start looking. So he is about to get a new job and when he does, please God, let me have a new job!

Andreabks · June 2013

I have never had butt sex and neither DH or I have any plans to. Ever! for us, there are certain places that things are meant to come out, not go in. I also can't remember the last time a masturbated. its just never been my thing either. maybe i'm just doing it wrong, but DH just feel much better.

i'm feeling super guilty about weaning and we haven't even started yet. I know a couple months of formula is fine (I've donated my stash off and on otherwise i'd have a full chest freezer and then some). DH is tired of the EP thing.

AggieDaner · June 2013

I'm a hardcore feminist and I love the word b!tch. I like how it sounds, and I actually get amused when it's used on me. If being assertive and confident makes someone so insecure that they feel the need to throw out a gendered insult to try and bring me down, I feel like that's a win. Like when people call Hillary Clinton a b!tch? I love it, I wanna be one too.

gracie__r · June 2013

I cyberstalk ex's and others from my past obsessively. I don't know why I do it...

JayandEmm · June 2013

AggieDaner:
I'm a hardcore feminist and I love the word b!tch. I like how it sounds, and I actually get amused when it's used on me. If being assertive and confident makes someone so insecure that they feel the need to throw out a gendered insult to try and bring me down, I feel like that's a win. Like when people call Hillary Clinton a b!tch? I love it, I wanna be one too.

I like the word azz. I have a slight country accent and sometimes it comes out as a 2 syllable word, which makes it even more enjoyable.

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