~FFFC~

reinedecajun · June 2013

reinedecajun · June 2013

traceyt07:
I had the kids out back with me the other day while I was sweeping the porch. Amelia was crawling around playing in the dirt, no big deal. At one point I looked down and she had something in her mouth. I fingerswept and it was a snail. A live, wiggling snail. Mother of the year. :P

My kid ate a dried up dog turd the other day. Well he didn't "eat" it..but it made it to his mouth. VOM~IT! Ick!

reinedecajun · June 2013

My kids are leaving sunday..fathers day! My husband is really upset about this and I can't help to think that the ex inlaws planned it that way.

Also I feel bad for my oldest because he's the one that will have to speak up for the younger two while they are in Louisiana. My daughter doesn't want to see her sperm donor and last time they were down there he creeped her out. So we told her she has to speak up to someone and if they dont listen she has to put her foot down. So now my older boys have to make sure the family respects her wishes. If they push my ex on her and I hear about it I dont know what im going to do. I can't stand the thought of my little girl being upset.

breezyblueyez · June 2013

DH and I got in quite an argument laast night while LO was sitting right there in his highchair : I feel horrible. He didn't seem to mind but I feel like shiit. I promised myself we would never do that. Damnit.

And when I took LO upstairs after to put him to bed.....my dog ate my dinner. All of it.

breezyblueyez · June 2013

traceyt07:
reinedecajun:
traceyt07:
I had the kids out back with me the other day while I was sweeping the porch. Amelia was crawling around playing in the dirt, no big deal. At one point I looked down and she had something in her mouth. I fingerswept and it was a snail. A live, wiggling snail. Mother of the year. :P
My kid ate a dried up dog turd the other day. Well he didn't "eat" it..but it made it to his mouth. VOM~IT!

Blech. Why are our kids so disguising?

Ooh, I thought of another one. Asher's doing awesome with his potty training. The other night the kids and I were having dinner and he got down to use the potty [the portable one which was in the living room :P ]. Anyway, we were eating so I didn't empty it right away. After dinner I let Amelia down and was cleaning up the table. I turned around just in time to see her picking up the potty and pouring the pee all over herself. Good thing it was bath night anyway! Let's just say it's been a crazy week!

OMG hahaa how awful!

elizdg · June 2013

breezyblueyez:
DH and I got in quite an argument laast night while LO was sitting right there in his highchair : I feel horrible. He didn't seem to mind but I feel like shiit. I promised myself we would never do that. Damnit.

Don't feel too bad, we've done it a few times too. Graham thought we were funny apparently and laughed the entire time, which was frustrating because then I wanted to laugh but I was supposed to be mad!!

Sunday morning, I was in a rush trying to get Graham ready for church by myself since my H had to work. I've usually just been changing him standing up in his crib, since he stays still better that way. Of course, he chose the moment I took his diaper off to have explosive diarrhea ALL over himself and the crib. I started freaking out because I was so grossed out, so I set him on the hardwood floor without thinking so I could get something to clean it up. Of course, then he and the floor were covered because he just continued to go, and I was too dumb to put on a new diaper. When I came back with my cleaning supplies, my dogs were finishing up eating every last bit. I thought I was going to die, so nasty.

breezyblueyez · June 2013

elizdg:
breezyblueyez:
DH and I got in quite an argument laast night while LO was sitting right there in his highchair : I feel horrible. He didn't seem to mind but I feel like shiit. I promised myself we would never do that. Damnit.

Don't feel too bad, we've done it a few times too. Graham thought we were funny apparently and laughed the entire time, which was frustrating because then I wanted to laugh but I was supposed to be mad!!

Sunday morning, I was in a rush trying to get Graham ready for church by myself since my H had to work. I've usually just been changing him standing up in his crib, since he stays still better that way. Of course, he chose the moment I took his diaper off to have explosive diarrhea ALL over himself and the crib. I started freaking out because I was so grossed out, so I set him on the hardwood floor without thinking so I could get something to clean it up. Of course, then he and the floor were covered because he just continued to go, and I was too dumb to put on a new diaper. When I came back with my cleaning supplies, my dogs were finishing up eating every last bit. I thought I was going to die, so nasty.

Ohmygod that's horrible but funny...I might be laughing while I pump at work lol. Poor dogs hahaha

megs52881 · June 2013

This week I started giving Liam goldfish in a cup when we are in the car. I am sure a lot of people would think this was a lame ffc, but I a complete santicmomy when it comes to baby food. I made all of his food. At home everything is organic. He hasn't had any sweets yet etc.

He HATES the car. Cries and whines all the time and it drives me nuts. I am find with it. He probably only eats like 5 crackers, the rest get thrown all around the car. What makes me nervous though is that I feel like this is a gateway food. I can see him whining when he is 2 and just throwing him a cannoli cake and a super sized mountain dew over the seat to keep him quiet.

megs52881 · June 2013

Meow84:
megs52881:
This week I started giving Liam goldfish in a cup when we are in the car. I am sure a lot of people would think this was a lame ffc, but I a complete santicmomy when it comes to baby food. I made all of his food. At home everything is organic. He hasn't had any sweets yet etc.
He HATES the car. Cries and whines all the time and it drives me nuts. I am find with it. He probably only eats like 5 crackers, the rest get thrown all around the car. What makes me nervous though is that I feel like this is a gateway food. I can see him whining when he is 2 and just throwing him a cannoli cake and a super sized mountain dew over the seat to keep him quiet.
Total gateway food! It is all downhill from here. "Maaaaa, the meatloaf!!!!"

Taco Bell, Skittles, Tequila shots whatever will keep him quiet.

megs52881 · June 2013

I CANT believe I forgot this. This is the definition of a fffc.

Liam, just like all of our kids I am sure, is into EVERYTHING! I can't leave him alone for a minute or he finds a thumb tack and eats it. I don't know when the last time was I used a thumb tack in my house, but he will find one and eat it.

So, I take him into my room when I am changing. He opened up a small cabinet we have right by the door and was throwing things around like he owns the place. All normal. Suddenly I hear a buzzing noise. I look over and he has the giant, purple dildo in his hands that a creep boyfriend got me in college and I just somehow never got around to throwing it out, wink, wink.

So, not only was he holding a dildo, but Merlin the Magician has now turned it on. I was horrified and then I realized he was busy for a second. I finished getting ready, brushed my teeth, etc. then took it away from him.

megs52881 · June 2013

hi jinx:
megs52881:
Meow84:
megs52881:

This week I started giving Liam goldfish in a cup when we are in the car. I am sure a lot of people would think this was a lame ffc, but I a complete santicmomy when it comes to baby food. I made all of his food. At home everything is organic. He hasn't had any sweets yet etc.

He HATES the car. Cries and whines all the time and it drives me nuts. I am find with it. He probably only eats like 5 crackers, the rest get thrown all around the car. What makes me nervous though is that I feel like this is a gateway food. I can see him whining when he is 2 and just throwing him a cannoli cake and a super sized mountain dew over the seat to keep him quiet.

Total gateway food! It is all downhill from here. "Maaaaa, the meatloaf!!!!"

Taco Bell, Skittles, Tequila shots whatever will keep him quiet.

Organic limes makes the tequila a healthy choice.

Agreed. And I want put salt on the rim, because that is just irresponsible and leads to high blood pressure.

mama0226 · June 2013

I faked DD bring sick last night so I didn't have to go to sil's graduation. In my defense the graduation wasn't going to start till 7 and it lasted 2 hours!

nesenotes · June 2013

jfresh:
Omg Tracey that's crazy! I have a MOTY moment too. Oliver likes to play with my makeup as I get ready and handed him a [closed] tube of pmascara the other day. He must have stashed it in his toy bin because on Wednesday morning he was playing quietly, too quietly. I look over and his hands and legs are covered in mascara! Thank goodness he had a paci in, that's the only time stuff doesn't go straight to the mouth

Awww according to my mom my love of make up goes way back to 8 months. She said I did the same except I dug it out of her purse and put it all over my forehead eye area. She freaked out that I could have poked an eye out lol.

nesenotes · June 2013

I legit cried the whole hour of Real Housewives of Jersey on Sunday. It focused on autism. My H looked at me like I had 2 heads and now thinks I'm BSC.

nesenotes · June 2013

wheelerc:
There's a guy that I got hired with that is on my team, and he is a total douchemuffin.nbsp; He was criticizing my performance in training, acting like he was the shiit and then some.nbsp; I couldn't stand him.nbsp; Well, here we are two weeks into the job after training and my boss is obsessed with me.nbsp; My sales calls are going really well, and he is falling flat on his face. Yesterday, he had a horrible, HORRIBLE call and hung up the phone and walked away.nbsp; When he came back, I was on the phone and it went really well.nbsp; As soon as I closed the deal, he got up and walked away again.nbsp; I am getting some sort of sick pleasure that he sucks so bad after his awful attitude.nbsp; I secretly hope he totally fails at this job, and that I am number one on the team.nbsp; It is a definite possibility this month :

Go you! Hahaha happens in sales all the time. The cocky dude almost always loses to a great sales woman. I've seen it time and time again ;]

amberm1010 · June 2013

MissMusic:
megs52881:
So, I take him into my room when I am changing. He opened up a small cabinet we have right by the door and was throwing things around like he owns the place. All normal. Suddenly I hear a buzzing noise. I look over and he has the giant, purple dildo in his hands that a creep boyfriend got me in college and I just somehow never got around to throwing it out, wink, wink.
So, not only was he holding a dildo, but Merlin the Magician has now turned it on. I was horrified and then I realized he was busy for a second. I finished getting ready, brushed my teeth, etc. then took it away from him.

::dead: I think this wins Best Board Story for the year!
Ever see the Sex & The City episode where Samantha babysits Miranda's baby, and the bouncy seat breaks and its the only thing that will shut the baby up, so she put her vibrator behind the seat and voila!

Yes! That was so funny!

nesenotes · June 2013

wheelerc:
nesenotes:
wheelerc:
There's a guy that I got hired with that is on my team, and he is a total douchemuffin.nbsp; He was criticizing my performance in training, acting like he was the shiit and then some.nbsp; I couldn't stand him.nbsp; Well, here we are two weeks into the job after training and my boss is obsessed with me.nbsp; My sales calls are going really well, and he is falling flat on his face. Yesterday, he had a horrible, HORRIBLE call and hung up the phone and walked away.nbsp; When he came back, I was on the phone and it went really well.nbsp; As soon as I closed the deal, he got up and walked away again.nbsp; I am getting some sort of sick pleasure that he sucks so bad after his awful attitude.nbsp; I secretly hope he totally fails at this job, and that I am number one on the team.nbsp; It is a definite possibility this month :
Go you! Hahaha happens in sales all the time. The cocky dude almost always loses to a great sales woman. I've seen it time and time again ;]
Thanks! He was also throwing in my face that his wife stays at home and I don't. Uhh...pretty sure your wife can't stay home if you aren't selling anything, buddy bud!

WOW! What a ***!

RTaylor12 · June 2013

breezyblueyez:
DH and I got in quite an argument laast night while LO was sitting right there in his highchair : I feel horrible. He didn't seem to mind but I feel like shiit. I promised myself we would never do that. Damnit. And when I took LO upstairs after to put him to bed.....my dog ate my dinner. All of it.

I wouldn't feel guilty about this. I think it's healthy for kids to occasionally see their parents in arguments from time to time, so long as it is a fair argument (no name calling or yelling) and obviously doesn't get physical. It teaches kids about healthy interaction and shows them that even if mom and dad disagree, they still love each other and can work things out.

reinedecajun · June 2013

Megs our kids should totally play together. Frankie likes to play with our lube bottles they would have a blast together. Indifferent

reinedecajun · June 2013

hijoi:
wheelerc:
nesenotes:
wheelerc:
There's a guy that I got hired with that is on my team, and he is a total douchemuffin.nbsp; He was criticizing my performance in training, acting like he was the shiit and then some.nbsp; I couldn't stand him.nbsp; Well, here we are two weeks into the job after training and my boss is obsessed with me.nbsp; My sales calls are going really well, and he is falling flat on his face. Yesterday, he had a horrible, HORRIBLE call and hung up the phone and walked away.nbsp; When he came back, I was on the phone and it went really well.nbsp; As soon as I closed the deal, he got up and walked away again.nbsp; I am getting some sort of sick pleasure that he sucks so bad after his awful attitude.nbsp; I secretly hope he totally fails at this job, and that I am number one on the team.nbsp; It is a definite possibility this month :
Go you! Hahaha happens in sales all the time. The cocky dude almost always loses to a great sales woman. I've seen it time and time again ;]
Thanks! He was also throwing in my face that his wife stays at home and I don't. Uhh...pretty sure your wife can't stay home if you aren't selling anything, buddy bud!
You work with Reilly's DH?

I lol'd so hard at that!

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