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ROFL Craig's List!

adoxyinherearadoxyinherear member
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Looking for freelance work on Craig's List and saw this today in the 'gigs' section:

Opportunity for a Breastfeeding Mom

I have an opportunity for a mom that's currently breastfeeding and willing to share with me. I am a middle aged professional white male and willing to reward the right person that is open and flexible. Please provide a pic and I will do the same. Put YES in the subject line to ensure a response. Thanks

I DIE.

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  • Mom2anAngel2Mom2anAngel2 member

    imageshell041783:
    I think I am too creeped out to laugh. I kind of want you to respond just to see what happens!!

    This!  CREEPY!!!!

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  • adoxyinherearadoxyinherear member
    imageMom2anAngel2:

    imageshell041783:
    I think I am too creeped out to laugh. I kind of want you to respond just to see what happens!!

    This!  CREEPY!!!!

    SO creepy. But I also have a pretty morbid sense of humor and am an all around not good person, so. I totally laughed :D

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  • ikissedthecookikissedthecook
    How weird! Lol!
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  • orangegogglesorangegoggles member
    imageBandEddie:
    So you're all set for work now, right? LOL!

    Bwhahaha!!!
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  • adoxyinherearadoxyinherear member

    imagepangnl79:
    imageBandEddie:
    So you're all set for work now, right? LOL!
    Bwhahaha!!!

    OF COURSE I AM.

    Does this count as selling my body? Because it's crossed my mind. 

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  • tetiananinatetiananina member
    imageBandEddie:
    imageRusalkaSings:

    imagepangnl79:
    imageBandEddie:
    So you're all set for work now, right? LOL!

    Bwhahaha!!!

    OF COURSE I AM.

    Does this count as selling my body? Because it's crossed my mind. 

    And in other news, "Is that Fenugreek you're wearing? It's turning me on."

    ANDDD now I'm falling over.  



    Omg I'm dying!!! First who asks that. Second if pumping counts then hey that could be some good money. I could only imagine the conversation with DH about your "new job"

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  • JulyMomma2U2JulyMomma2U2 member

    imageBandEddie:
    So you're all set for work now, right? LOL!

    Bahahahaha! This!! LOL.. wow.. that is.. so.. crazy!!! LOL

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  • JulyMomma2U2JulyMomma2U2 member

    imageBandEddie:
    So you're all set for work now, right? LOL!

    Bahahahaha! This!! LOL.. wow.. that is.. so.. crazy!!! LOL

    Loss #1: 18w5d.. D&E 04Mar03 BFP #2: Jun2011.. missed miscarriage. D&C 08Jul2011 8w4d. BFP #3: Nov2011.. Our Rainbow Baby!!! DS Born: 15Jul2012! BFP #4: Nov2012.. 2U1 - DS2 born 12Jul2013.  BFP #5: 01Jan2014..3U3!!

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  • melly918melly918 member
    There you go ! You can work from home! ;)
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  • morkmork member

    imageesd:
    That is wrong on so many levels. I wonder if he wears a diaper on the weekends and sleeps in a big crib.

    Those stories always creep me out.

     

    Thanks for the laughs ladies! 

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  • bluebonnetmegbluebonnetmeg member
    imagedaylights1:
    imageBandEddie:
    imageRusalkaSings:

    imagepangnl79:
    imageBandEddie:
    So you're all set for work now, right? LOL!
    Bwhahaha!!!

    OF COURSE I AM.

    Does this count as selling my body? Because it's crossed my mind. 

    And in other news, "Is that Fenugreek you're wearing? It's turning me on."

    ANDDD now I'm falling over.  

     

    You ladies are killing me today!!! Bahahaha!  

    This!! Oh my. 

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  • MJM3108MJM3108 member

    imageBandEddie:
    So you're all set for work now, right? LOL!

    ROFL!  

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  • HoolahZingerHoolahZinger member
    Siiick! I was just talking to a friend who said there are men out there who want to buy breast milk too beef up the protein content for their shakes! I had no words! Creepy!
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  • weddedwifeweddedwife member
    W.T.F.

    But yeah...150 a session? That's pretty amazing!
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  • ct103ct103 member
    WTF? That's sooooo creepy! Craigslist is so strange!
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  • bmv1980bmv1980 member
    Bah hahahaha....so creepy Rusalka!! I love BandEddie's response : You needn't look any further!
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  • adoxyinherearadoxyinherear member
    imageBandEddie:

    imagelotus88:
    Oh. my. god. My friend just responded to a post for breast milk thinking it was a mom with low supply and it was some guy like this! He told her that no other contact was needed and it was 150 bucks a session!  Ugh!

    $150 a session?! That's amazing! I mean creepy as hell but c'mon. $150. 

    I've got a fast and furious letdown. That's $150 for ten minutes!

    ALSO OMG SO GROSS.

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