Sh!t your DH says

GingerNess · May 2013

What has your DH said lately??

babybmom · May 2013

"Stop cleaning up the kitchen, we have to get the house cleaned up" (umm ok?)

20 minutes later... "So are you going to finish cleaning up the kitchen or what?"

manda26 · May 2013

it's more often that we will talk about something, or I will suggest something, and a week later all of a sudden he has this great idea (which is what we already talked about!)

I know now he doesn't listen to me at all

babybmom · May 2013

manda26:
it's more often that we will talk about something, or I will suggest something, and a week later all of a sudden he has this great idea (which is what we already talked about!)
I know now he doesn't listen to me at all

Ohh yeah! I could suggest something 20 times and its like no way, but whenever he comes up with the same idea later on, it's the best idea ever!

toriwc · May 2013

cmoosey:
"He doesn't like me. I dont have tits" is said almost daily.

Lololol

ldcoffel · May 2013

Ooh, drives me crazy when he complains he's tired.

this weekend:

H: tell me what plants you want me to put right here and I'll go get them.

me: very descriptive explanation.

H: well, I don't know what you want, so you'll just have to go pick it out.

me: I JUST told you what I wanted!!!

solsburyhill · May 2013

I heard DH walking around in our bathroom for like 10 minutes. He comes downstairs carrying Windex, a big roll of paper towels, Shout, and a polo shirt. I look at him and he says "don't ask".

I didn't.

hoot179 · May 2013

We met at a birthday party yesterday and I asked if he liked Owens outfit. he said he wasn't crazy about it...how annoying. I was so relieved when he was complimented on his vest!

GingerNess · May 2013

solsburyhill:
I heard DH walking around in our bathroom for like 10 minutes. He comes downstairs carrying Windex, a big roll of paper towels, Shout, and a polo shirt. I look at him and he says "don't ask".

I didn't.

lol hmmm...