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I accidentally had a cervical check

IrishCoffee7IrishCoffee7
in June 2013 Moms

I just thought it was funny based on the conversations we've been having and the fact that I'm planning to decline them out of personal preference.  I had my GSB test yesterday and since my OB does Q&A after we've already done the blood pressure, HB check etc we hadn't really talked yet.  I'm not quite 36 weeks so I wasn't really thinking about it, I just leaned back and spread my legs like a good little patient :P.  But suddenly the swab turned in to a much deeper, more uncomfortable probe and I realized, "Oh, she's going to check my cervix".  I didn't figure at that point it was worth jumping off the table and insisting she get her fingers out of my vagina.

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  • AvidVertigoAvidVertigo member
    Fort Knox ehhh??  Yeah, I have a feeling they will be checking me in a couple of weeks with the lovely swab.  I'm good with it though, as long as I rid of this ridiculous UTI.
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    i think i'm having mine today.  super excited.  Confused
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    LOL!

    Jo27Key is going to read this and have a freaking FIT!!!!!! OMG.

    DID YOU READ ALL THE WORDS?!?!

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    LOL!

    Jo27Key is going to read this and have a freaking FIT!!!!!! OMG.

    DID YOU READ ALL THE WORDS?!?!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    Yes

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    LOL

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    Ha!
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    Lol.

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    Haha oops...this would probably happen to me.  LOL
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  • LiLi23LiLi23 member
    imageIrishCoffee7:

    I just thought it was funny based on the conversations we've been having and the fact that I'm planning to decline them out of personal preference.  I had my GSB test yesterday and since my OB does Q&A after we've already done the blood pressure, HB check etc we hadn't really talked yet.  I'm not quite 36 weeks so I wasn't really thinking about it, I just leaned back and spread my legs like a good little patient :P.  But suddenly the swab turned in to a much deeper, more uncomfortable probe and I realized, "Oh, she's going to check my cervix".  I didn't figure at that point it was worth jumping off the table and insisting she get her fingers out of my vagina.

    Locked up tight, by the way.  In case you were wondering.

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  • kgb-13kgb-13 member
    imageIrishCoffee7:

    I just thought it was funny based on the conversations we've been having and the fact that I'm planning to decline them out of personal preference.  I had my GSB test yesterday and since my OB does Q&A after we've already done the blood pressure, HB check etc we hadn't really talked yet.  I'm not quite 36 weeks so I wasn't really thinking about it, I just leaned back and spread my legs like a good little patient :P.  But suddenly the swab turned in to a much deeper, more uncomfortable probe and I realized, "Oh, she's going to check my cervix".  I didn't figure at that point it was worth jumping off the table and insisting she get her fingers out of my vagina.

    Locked up tight, by the way.  In case you were wondering.

    If you would have jumped off the table, slapped her hand and said "NOT IN MY HOUSE" I would PPH you forever.  And probably laugh forever too. Wink 

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  • ckettenbckettenb member
    lol. A little warning would have been nice, doc!!!  Sheesh.
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