I want new bewbs

missyishere · May 2013

Seriously. These sad pancakes are a shadow of their former selves. That's all. I just wanted to whine about my sad titties. And it's dead around here. Any other FWP?

Nita2603 · May 2013

I am terrified of the sad titties i gonna have once we are done around here with pumping. Terrified.

thetheisens · May 2013

You're just use to seeing fake boobs on tv. It makes your expectations unrealistic. You boobs like how boobs are suppose to look. You looked really cute in your little sun dress on hdbd, btw.

ally510 · May 2013

Mine are sad too. I dream of being one of those women who can wear tank tops braless. Thankfully MH is more of an a$$ man and while genetics have not blessed me with an a$$, I've built a little one through exercise.

DoctorWorm222 · May 2013

thetheisens:
You're just use to seeing fake boobs on tv. It makes your expectations unrealistic. You boobs like how boobs are suppose to look. You looked really cute in your little sun dress on hdbd, btw.

We could all stand to watch a little more National Geographic

missyishere · May 2013

thetheisens:
You're just use to seeing fake boobs on tv. It makes your expectations unrealistic. You boobs like how boobs are suppose to look. You looked really cute in your little sun dress on hdbd, btw.

Aww, gee thanks, Tysons. 'Twas a Mother's Day gift from my sweet DH. For some reason, he can pick out a cute dress for me but can't dress himself.

missyishere · May 2013

crystaladult:
I want new boobs, too. But not if they will look like Farrah's.

This would go really well in the Dec 13 board:

missyishere · May 2013

crystaladult:
missyishere:
crystaladult:
I want new boobs, too. But not if they will look like Farrah's.
This would go really well in the Dec 13 board:
OMG. What was she posing for?

I have no idea. Jimmy John's?

Liz4444 · May 2013

I'm having many things tucked and lifted after this child comes out. And Botox, lots and lots of Botox!

Liz4444 · May 2013

Woodsie:
I'm with you missy. Hopefully when I'm done with this pregnancy and nursing business.

My FWP is that I really want a Popsicle [creamsicle to be exact] and I don't have any. I want wine too, and not in moderation. Wah wah.

I'm with you on the wine, I want a few bottles and a straw!

Stewartandmaura · May 2013

I went from having saggy bfing boobs to enormously swollen preggo boobs. I would just like something in the middle, please.

Elsa1984 · May 2013

My SO's cousins daughter is 20. She is getting new bewbies. I'm jealous.

lisamonkee11 · May 2013

I totally want a whole mommy makeover when I'm done nursing DD2. Boob lift, tummy tuck, maybe a little trim of the side saddle.

rubysue267 · May 2013

I want a dedicated fitness guru to inhabit my body from the hours of 5am-6am every morning so I get a rockin' workout and super fit bod without having to make any of that effort myself.

missyishere · May 2013

Cate1234:
thetheisens:
You're just use to seeing fake boobs on tv. It makes your expectations unrealistic. You boobs like how boobs are suppose to look. You looked really cute in your little sun dress on hdbd, btw.
You are probably right, but I still miss my perky, happy 22 y/o boobs.
Missy, you must go post that on Dec 13!

Make Tysons or Diego do it, since they are Dec 13 mommies and all. DO IT!

pennysuedog · May 2013

lisamonkee11:
I totally want a whole mommy makeover when I'm done nursing DD2. Boob lift, tummy tuck, maybe a little trim of the side saddle.

I want a tummy tuck, the boobs are so small they have survived, the tummy has not.

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