Dear Diary...

pantherRN · May 2013

I am hungry and can't leave for another half hour.

The peanut butter crackers in my desk drawer did not taste as good as I wanted...

This protocol will not read itself.

Protocols are boring.

I want to go back on vacation.

Lots of Sads,

Panther.

sueann911 · May 2013

Dear diary,

I want to go back on vacation.

I just planted a garden. It makes me happy.

It's 4 pm and I'm trying to convince myself that's it's not to early to start drinking.

DH is going to be working all evening and I got a positive OPK this morning. I need his sperm. After that, he can go back to work. That sounds bad but I want some alone down time this evening.

I want to hug everyone and smack them at the same time. That's not normal.

XOXO,
Sue

ETA: words

[Deleted User] · May 2013

Dear Diary,

I really need my house to stop breaking.. were the fence, sprinkler system, and first basement flood not enough? I just had to pay for new tires, and now I have to pay several hundred dollars to get a sump pump installed.. I'm probably going to have to tear out my carpet and start over there as well

To be positive, I am thankful to have such a great job.. and I get to go home in about a hour and a half. Please let it pass quickly.

candrew05 · May 2013

Dear Diary

I am glad that currently there is really no drama in my life. It may sound a bit boring, but this is the way I like it.

That is all...'til next time!

CMSullivan326 · May 2013

Dear Diary,

Today, I am thankful.

XoXo,
Sully

sunlavender · May 2013

Dear Diary,

I wrote Panther a PM a week ago and she still hasn't written me back. Sad.

My period is coming and I want to eat everything in sight. Too bad my rear gets larger just thinking about food. Life is hard.

Love,

Sun

beckynsean11 · May 2013

Dear Diary,

I really don't want to finish this month's invoicing. Work can suck my azz right now.

Also, Is there a way to temporarily speed up things to next Tuesday? If not, I'll take this Thursday. I'm really tired of my life feeling like it's totally on hold.

It's been just 1 day since hubby & I disabled our FB accounts, so far I love it. I'm seriously considering deleting.

Thanks for listening,

mwah!

pantherRN · May 2013

sunlavender:

Dear Diary,

I wrote Panther a PM a week ago and she still hasn't written me back. Sad.

My period is coming and I want to eat everything in sight. Too bad my rear gets larger just thinking about food. Life is hard.

Love,

Sun

Ummm....wut? I didn't even know I had a PM! I replied though!

DLpanda08 · May 2013

Dear diary,

people on home renovation shows annoy the crap out of me.

I wish DH would get in the healthy eating train with me so I would not be tempted by the junky goodness he convinces me to buy. I did awesome this morning, but this afternoon I definitely busted out the caramel apple dip.

my new bathrobe is incredibly comfortable. I may never get dressed again.

xoxo,

Panda

ETA: change real name to shortened sn

ksuRN09 · May 2013

Dear Diary,

DH is driving me nuts. How many times do I have to explain how to NOT shrink clothes when doing the laundry before he either understands or just leaves it for me to do? I think he needs to just go back to work.

On a more positive note, one more day of work before I have 7 days off and taking a mini vacation with friends!

Ready to get out of the house,

Spark

Blissed+Out · May 2013

Dear Diary,

I am thankful to have a job today- as others were fired. Also, I am thankful I have a DH who helps me clean... My precious little puppy is a tornado of disaster and after this long day I don't feel much like mopping up the paw prints. However, I will take the snuggles.

Piggie143 · May 2013

Dear diary,

I want to go home and cuddle my DH and chocalate lab on the couch while watching horrible tv and eating lots of food. ugh, Tuesday...I loathe your distance from Friday in every direction.

Love me, me.

jaytee16 · May 2013

Dear Diary,

Please let me O before H leaves on business next Tues. I really want to have a decent shot this cycle. There's been something about cycle 10, double digits, that just makes my mind go to bad places - and I know, don't borrow trouble, I just have to keep saying that to myself. I had both SILs this weekend inquire about when H & I will have kids and I just wanted to say, "If it were up to me, I'd already be KU!". Thanks for letting me write this down, I don't really have any other place to let that out - feels a little better already

~jaytee

Terrapantz · May 2013

Dear diary,

I really want my June vacation now. I would much rather be in Vegas/Tahoe then at my desk editing presentations.

My brain is distracted and my body is confusing me. Hopefully iron man 3 will ease the obsessing.

sunlavender · May 2013

pantherRN:
sunlavender:

Dear Diary,

I wrote Panther a PM a week ago and she still hasn't written me back. Sad.

My period is coming and I want to eat everything in sight. Too bad my rear gets larger just thinking about food. Life is hard.

Love,

Sun

Ummm....wut? I didn't even know I had a PM! I replied though!

I smuggled it into someone's else thread to you awhile back. I think it was the first day you started your new job, so you may not have come back.

...off to read reply...

mrs_tacos · May 2013

Dear Diary,

I just want someone to come deliver me a root beer, bag of chips, a pint of ice cream, and a hot dog so I don't have to change out of these ridiculously old, holey yoga pants. If this makes me lazy, so be it.

Also, if AF could come swiftly and not draw this month out, that'd be great.

Also, if my dog could stop farting, that'd also be great.

Also, I need the last season of 30Rock to be on Netflix already. I neeeeeed it.

Ok, I think that really is all. Sorry I'm so crabby and whiny. Let's blame it on the hormones.

xoxo,

Amanda

Twinkie0612 · May 2013

Dear Diary,

I am so hungry right now. I can't wait to go home and eat my yummy left over chicken. There is only one piece left and I don't want to share with DH. I also want to eat all of the cheesy cauliflower cakes and not let DH have any. I guess I will share the asparagus with him. I love fresh asparagus, but it makes my pee stink.

Speaking of pee, my POAS addiction is back full force since I am testing out my trigger. I love seeing two lines on my test even though I know it is from the trigger. I will be really sad when my trigger is gone.

LYLAS,

Twink

Deblondie1 · May 2013

Dear Diary,

I started spotting today at 8 DPO. So that makes 5 consecutive months of an LP less than 11 days. And then my friend Dr. Google basically told me I'm screwed and to call my doctor. So I'm pretty bummed about that. I really, really thought this was our cycle.

Also, Diary, my in-laws will be here tomorrow. I really just want to curl up in bed with my Ny Quil and tell the world to go to heII. But I have another final tomorrow and family to cater too. Pity me, Diary.

Your truly,

Deblondie1

annabenanna · May 2013

Dear Diary,

Tuesdays are always so blah. It is the most annoying day of the week, IMO.

I can't wait to go home so DH and I can go hike together. It is such a pretty day.

I'm making Island Soyaki shrimp for dinner tonight, with pineapple curried rice. I'm pretty excited, but also paranoid that if I eat too much pineapple, it'll change the PH of my vaj.

Also, can we please hurry up the weekend?

x,

Anna

Luckbeababy · May 2013

I just found my old diary over the weekend while cleaning. So this entry is circa Jan. 27th, 1992. Dear Diary, This weekend was totally fun! I like Billy & Brett. I talked to Brett on the phone until 1:00 in the morning on Saturday night! Well I'll tell you more later okay? I'm really tired! Love, Erin

MrsHennyBee · May 2013

Dear Diary...

What.the.fluck.

That is all.

--Hennybee

candrew05 · May 2013

Luckbeababy:
I just found my old diary over the weekend while cleaning. So this entry is circa Jan. 27th, 1992. Dear Diary, This weekend was totally fun! I like Billy Brett. I talked to Brett on the phone until 1:00 in the morning on Saturday night! Well I'll tell you more later okay? I'm really tired! Love, Erin

OMgosh this makes me want to go pull my teenage diary out now!!!

jschwind22 · May 2013

Dear Diary,

I want this new job. Why won't they call???

One thing I do not miss about natural cycles is planning sex in with our schedules. Just inseminate me already!

~Schwind

Pets4Life · May 2013

Dear Diary,

I am trying to wait patiently.....but I would really like to ovulate soon. Also, DH made supper tonight and had a heavy hand with the red pepper flakes

xoxoxo,

Pets4Life

bumpuser8967176 · May 2013

Dear Diary,

Today was a pretty great day. My students were extra fantastic and learned more than we usually do on (terrible) Tuesdays. DH is away on business, which stinks, but also allowed me to stay late at work, eat Wendy's for dinner, and wear pajamas on the couch since 4pm.

I can head to bed guilt-free in approximately an hour, and to top it all off, SYTYCD is on now.

The only downer of today? Methinks AF is on the way

Love,

Burritos

victoria+james · May 2013

Dear Diary,

I hate these employers offering me half of what I'm worth. Please let a legitimate job be in my immediate future.

Also, I'm still pissed that we aren't TTC. DH keeps emailing me baby name ideas and my mom keeps buying me children's books. We are approaching my next birthday, friends due dates, and our next anniversary... I just want to at least start trying.

Oh yea, and as much as I love my FIL, I hate that he showed up to our home with no notice and plans on staying over a week. Warning would have been nice.

Love,
VJ

PS: A little sad that my name reminds me of VaJayJay when I shorten it like that.. le sigh.

MrsM507 · May 2013

Dear Diary,
My orgasms have been weak as shiiit since I've been on the pill. I took the last one tonight. GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM.

Yours truly,

Bring on tha BOOM!

BlackBooks · May 2013

Are you there God? It's me, Black Books.

I have peed on so many opks this month but guess who got a positive a week before she thought she would - this gal! :: points thumbs at self::

Also, I want to get ktfu this cycle only so that I can make a bfp post that amounts to screw standing on your head, lifting your hips up .etc. Because we did it doggy style and we are now having some crazy azz Dothraki dragon babies or some shizz.

Stay sweet,

BB

P.S. Where are my night owls at? I has a feel but only after 9 pm Central

Sarah52Beth · May 2013

Pets4Life:
Dear Diary,
I am trying to wait patiently.....but I would really like to ovulate soon. Also, DH made supper tonight and had a heavy hand with the red pepper flakes
xoxoxo,
Pets4Life

My H does this too

flutepharm87 · May 2013

Dear Diary,

I really need to know if I passed my boards.

I also need to stop stalking the board website to see if I'm licensed on there as this is likely to induce a stomach ulcer.

Please let me find a new house to rent soon. I need (ok, desperately want) a bigger place.

I would be very happy if the air conditioning my car would magically start working again. Alas, I am sure this will not occur until pay day when I can recharge the freon in it, but as long as I'm wishing, I might as well try!

Nervous and stressed out,

Flutepharm

bsharpe3 · May 2013

Dear diary,
Today I'm just frustrated, I failed a test for my new job yesterday. Which is my own fault but I did know a lot of the things I missed it was just worded weirdly and really confused me.

Secondly I'm way annoyed dh lost his license today, I knew it was coming. He got a DUI last fall, but he did everything the lawyers said to prepare and the judge threw the book at him anyway. Now we have to get a breathalyzer installed in his car. And I have to drive him around until then.

My inlaws are driving me up the walls, and I have about 12 million things to do this weekend, I just need a vacation already.

Bsharpe

bumpuser1282882 · May 2013

bsharpe3:
Secondly I'm way annoyed dh lost his license today, I knew it was coming. He got a DUI last fall, but he did everything the lawyers said to prepare and the judge threw the book at him anyway. Now we have to get a breathalyzer installed in his car. And I have to drive him around until then.

Damn that Judge...how rude to be throwing books in the courtroom. Obviously doing everything the lawyers said should have gotten him off!

themrsJRD · May 2013

Dear diary,

This week has been really annoying me at work. But just have to chug through today & tomorrow and then I can hopefully sleep in Friday I am hoping theJRD gets the new job he wants- he has testing Friday. If he does, I will consider leaving this job.

Only 2 more weeks until vacation!!! Also I'm ready to O already!!!!!!!!!!!

LD

bsharpe3 · May 2013

stufie:
bsharpe3:

Secondly I'm way annoyed dh lost his license today, I knew it was coming. He got a DUI last fall, but he did everything the lawyers said to prepare and the judge threw the book at him anyway. Now we have to get a breathalyzer installed in his car. And I have to drive him around until then.
Damn that Judge...how rude to be throwing books in the courtroom. Obviously doing everything the lawyers said should have gotten him off!

I didn't think doing what the lawyer said would get him off, he was wrong and needs to face the consequences. But his lawyer had us under the impression that since he did the assessment and took the classes and had a clean driving record and low BAC that he would be able to get a work license pretty much right away. Now he has no license for a year then has to get the breathalyzer to be able to get his license back. We were fully expecting fines, court cost, the assessment, classes and community service and fees for that. Just not the not being able to drive for a full year and added cost of the breathalyzer.

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