Help With Constipation: Naturally!!!

lasean2013 · May 2013

Ladies,

Now I know that this may sound crazy, inappropriate, or whatever to some people but I'm just going to warn you now: this is for mature adults only (and we should all be mature because we did SOMETHING to be pregnant). I came across this solution "accidentally".

So, my suggestion is to let him penetrate with his finger (or other body part) your anus. I was delightfully surprised the next morning when trying to have a bowel movement wasn't such an issue. So, every day or every other day when we're having four-play he makes it a point to do anal penetration.

Hope this helps ladies!

Note: So much better than drinking prune juice and I didn't want to take any medication unless it's absolutely necessary.

leahraewku · May 2013

Thanks. I think I'll stick to high fiber though.

LMCB12 · May 2013

leahraewku:
Thanks.nbsp; I think I'll stick to high fiber though.

Hey me too!!!!

JonesBaby0624 · May 2013

AFwifelife:
TMI should really be in the title of this post....

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dishylo · May 2013

LMCB12:
leahraewku:
Thanks.nbsp; I think I'll stick to high fiber though.
Hey me too!!!!

Me three. TMI Alert!

KimberHills · May 2013

leahraewku:
Thanks.nbsp; I think I'll stick to high fiber though.

Wow. Me too.

KimberHills · May 2013

leahraewku:
Thanks.nbsp; I think I'll stick to high fiber though.

Wow. Me too.

rae_dylanzmom · May 2013

um.... wow. Glad that's working for you. Ditto all the PPs about TMI and fiber. I'd file this under, things I didn't need to know.

You could also slow down on the iron supplements, you know.

cgille · May 2013

Yeah definatly TMI.. Thanks for the tip but i think this is something you share with your close friends (maybe) but whatever works for you--keep it up!

Kay6519 · May 2013

That is an absolutely terrible idea to do on a regular basis. Due to the increase in blood flow to that region of your body as well an increased pressure as baby grows, you are highly encouraged to avoid all anal penetration. Anal sex puts both you and baby at high risk for infection. Plus your rectal tissues are easier and far more likely to tear and bleed during pregnancy than when not pg. Perhaps you should look into fish oil capsules. Its good for baby (especially their brain) and helps with easing constipation. A much safer and better natural alternative for constipation relief I might add.

esf60 · May 2013

holy hell. have you tried all bran or metamucil? those work just fine for me.

insertclevername · May 2013

Apparently marshmallows work too. Just shove some Peeps up your butt and go to Walmart wearing diapers. Instant soft serve in your pants.

tealowl · May 2013

lovedryn:
That is an absolutely terrible idea to do on a regular basis. Due to the increase in blood flow to that region of your body as well an increased pressure as baby grows, you are highly encouraged to avoid all anal penetration. Anal sex puts both you and baby at high risk for infection. Plus your rectal tissues are easier and far more likely to tear and bleed during pregnancy than when not pg. Perhaps you should look into fish oil capsules. Its good for baby (especially their brain) and helps with easing constipation. A much safer and better natural alternative for constipation relief I might add.

How in the hell does anal sex put you and a fetus at high risk for infection? What infection? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Oh wait, no it's not. Getting butt fingered so you can poop better is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

kittyh8r · May 2013

You should write a book.

Dishylo · May 2013

NY Mama:
Apparently marshmallows work too. Just shove some Peeps up your butt and go to Walmart wearing diapers. Instant soft serve in your pants.

I'm not sure if I'd find that funny on a normal day or not but I am in that "ahhh emotions going crazy" phase and I read this and nearly spat out my coffee. I'm almost in tears laughing. Thanks for the giggle!

Kfran84 · May 2013

I'm not sure how sold I am on the naturalness of digital anal penetration. I mean, I guess there are no chemical compounds involved, but I did open this thinking I would see a dietary recommendation.

In other news, half a cup of coffee did the trick for me today...

insertclevername · May 2013

gwinnygirl:

NY Mama:
Apparently marshmallows work too. Just shove some Peeps up your butt and go to Walmart wearing diapers. Instant soft serve in your pants.

GAWD, NY Mama - I told you that in confidence!!!

You weren't supposed to see this!

willowprincess · May 2013

NY Mama:
gwinnygirl:

NY Mama:
Apparently marshmallows work too. Just shove some Peeps up your butt and go to Walmart wearing diapers. Instant soft serve in your pants.

GAWD, NY Mama - I told you that in confidence!!!

You weren't supposed to see this!

hahaha dying! I love you ladies!

xconf143usionx · May 2013

This was not what I expected when I opened this post. But it's helpful because there's NO less gross ways to relieve constipation. *sarcasm*

Sorry, but for me that is an exit. Not an entrance.

Kitiara5512 · May 2013

Also, don't forget that if you are concerned about the pain and trauma of pushing the baby out of your little baby makin' hole, you should ask YH/SO to start fisting you during sex at least every other day. That way you will get all loose and stretchy making childbirth much easier.

sleepy33 · May 2013

cgille:
Yeah definatly TMI.. Thanks for the tip but i think this is something you share with your close friends (maybe) but whatever works for you--keep it up!

...that's what she said.

alkvoelker · May 2013

xconf143usionx:
This was not what I expected when I opened this post. But it's helpful because there's NOnbsp;less grossnbsp;ways to relieve constipation. sarcasmSorry, but for me that is an exit. Not an entrance.

I see what you did there.

leahraewku · May 2013

sleepy33:
cgille:
Yeah definatly TMI.. Thanks for the tip but i think this is something you share with your close friends (maybe) but whatever works for you--keep it up!
...that's what she said.

...for the win!!!!!!

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