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Dear husband...

Monsieur_et_Madame_HaMonsieur_et_Madame_Ha member
in August 2011 Moms

I am 2 weeks PP (still bleeding by the way) with a displaced cervical vertebra (in other words, I have a literal pain in my neck) and the longest stretch of sleep I get on any given day is 3 hours, if I'm lucky. So forgive me for not reciprocating when you grope me and try to shove your tongue down my throat, but satisfying your libido just doesn't rank very high on my priority list right now.

Love,

Your wife 

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  • NativeFloridianNativeFloridian member
    Kick him in the junk and then as soon as he is capable of thought again tell him that's how your vajay feels, except 24/7, and would he please just stay away for another four weeks?

    I think it's a solid plan.

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    imageNativeFloridian:
    Kick him in the junk and then as soon as he is capable of thought again tell him that's how your vajay feels, except 24/7, and would he please just stay away for another four weeks?

    I think it's a solid plan.


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  • Monsieur_et_Madame_HaMonsieur_et_Madame_Ha member
    imageNativeFloridian:
    Kick him in the junk and then as soon as he is capable of thought again tell him that's how your vajay feels, except 24/7, and would he please just stay away for another four weeks?

    I think it's a solid plan.

    Good plan! Well, except my lady parts don't actually hurt. But still. Based on previous experience, I am in no rush to being reacquainted with my errr wifely duties. I mean, not being in pain now certainly doesn't guarantee that having sex again won't be painful.

    And Crash, I am all about helping him out... When I have the time to actually care about such things. Your 5 weeks pp sounds pretty reasonable.

    Oh and plus also? It's Mothers' Day AND my birthday this weekend, so it should definitely be about what IIII want, right?
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  • NotSharknadoNotSharknado member
    imageCrash Into Me:
    I probably would have given him a nut punch.nbsp; DH didn't try anything at all until 5 weeks PP and by then, he says, he just couldn't wait any longer and would really be happy with just a handy/BJ. I obliged. It was the least I could do for him.
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  • NativeFloridianNativeFloridian member
    Another thing that would, for me, determine if I would be willing to give a beej or a handy would be the amount he pitches in to help. If hubs is a champ with the kids and the house, I think a beej is doable at some point before the 6 week mark, KWIM?

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  • chiogirl02chiogirl02 member

    My husband was the same way after I had Chase. Just hit him upside the head! lol

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