April 2013 Moms

Funny stuff people say

So we've had a few posts about stuff husbands say, but I just have to share this lovely tidbit from a coworker. Keep in mind that this is a scientist, an educated, intelligent man.

When I saw him yesterday LO was sleeping and he asked me if his eyes were open yet. The question totally confused me, but apparently he thought that babies can't open their eyes right away like kittens and puppies, I guess.

Obviously he's not a biologist :) lol

anybody else have funny comments to share? 

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Re: Funny stuff people say

  • DH jokingly told one of my coworkers that Baby Boy's eyes weren't open yet. Took him a few seconds to realize DH was kidding. LOL
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  • That's adorable! 

     This is from my first pregnant/baby, I used to work at a software company with mostly guys under 30 and so when I took DS1 in to see them after he was born I was prepared that very few of them had even seen a baby up close let alone known someone personally who had one. But nothing prepared me for the following question,

    "So, um, is it true that you poop when you have a baby? Did you poop?"

     If I hadn't known the kid who asked me I would have been offended but he was genuinely curious and turned out he was worried for the health of the baby and picturing that babies end up covered in poop and could get sick.  

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  • My water broke at midnight. I called to my husband who was in bed, asleep, to get me a towel. After he does, he asked me if he could go back to bed cause "that doesn't mean you're in labor right now right?"
    I had a baby 3 hours later.
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