You know you're 9 months pregnant when...

jedimindtrick · April 2013

It's an inner battle between how badly you have to pee and how badly you don't want to get up and walk to the bathroom.

Any others?

LN1024 · April 2013

When it's an Olympic sport to roll out of bed to go to the bathroom.

jesselayne8 · April 2013

It takes 3 days to blindly shave your lady parts.

hogrefea · April 2013

Bending over to pick up something off the floor sucks for two reasons. 1) Your big belly simply gets in the way. 2) You risk puking on the floor because your reflux is so

eco+ri · April 2013

You're having sex hoping it will ripen your cervix.

gradmommy13 · April 2013

KateRN08:
You get pedicures so you don't have to bend over to cut your toenails.

Yes to this and aski

bumpuser8130818 · April 2013

When a glance in the mirror, the struggle to pull up your pants, or inability to put on socks can bring on a "I feel like a beached whaaaale!" sobfest.

luckylauren14 · April 2013

Walking up the stairs requires you to sit down for a minute before you can do what you went up the stairs to do...

And YES to all of the above!!

MAK06 · April 2013

hogrefea:
Bending over to pick up something off the floor sucks for two reasons. nbsp;1 nbsp;Your big belly simply gets in the way.

Gemelli · April 2013

They start following you around with the "Caution Wet Floor" sign at the grocery store, just in case.

AlyssaJoy1210 · April 2013

When you are standing at the sink to get ready and your belly knocks everything you are using down, or worse, to the floor.

I used my husband's toothbrush yesterday because my belly knocked mine to the floor and that seemed more logical tha

AlyssaJoy1210 · April 2013

NJAZgirl:
It's an inner battle between how badly you have to pee and how badly you don't want to get up and walk to the bathro

MaggieMooMom · April 2013

All of the above plus the having the smallest amount of patience in my life. I have almost zero patience with people at work, although I really like the people I work with!

lashanna92 · April 2013

NJAZgirl:
It's an inner battle between how badly you have to pee and how badly you don't want to get up and walk to the bathro

HimandMeplus3 · April 2013

AlyssaJoy1210:
NJAZgirl

wcvsb3b5 · April 2013

luckylauren14:
Walking up the stairs requires you to sit down for a minute before you can do what you went upstairs to do
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jayro10 · April 2013

When you have to find a bench to sit on in the middle of your grocery shopping.

And grocery stores don't typically have benches... so I have been known to waddle to the shoe dept to sit for a few minutes before finishing the shopping!

bumpuser8130818 · April 2013

jayro10:
When you have to find a bench to sit on in the middle of your grocery shopping. And grocery stores don't typically have be

Boo0512 · April 2013

When you feel like you are performing an act of contortionism to get those itty bitty baby socks that are waaay in the back of the dryer.

AH20 · April 2013

wcvsb3b5:
luckylaur

AliciaR777 · April 2013

The headbutts to your bladder make you wish they were contractions instead! Thank goodness our days are numbered!

Peters2009 · April 2013

You have to sit with your arms raised above your head after eating a NORMAL sized meal in order to breathe easier and make room for digestion!

daniellelea1985 · April 2013

You just don't fit in the spaces you used to. IE no squeezing out the patio screen door behind DH. You gotta open it wider.

(also, turning sideways now to squeeze by is actually BIGGER)

Hubby also reminds you to "be aware of your

jedimindtrick · April 2013

Haha. Yes. I learned a while ago that turning sideways was worse.

When you can barely reach the back burner on your stove because your belly gets in the way.

rednecklover · April 2013

When your 2.5 yr old cheers, "Yay mommy!!" after you successfully get up off the couch after one attempt.

SandiaPinaMama · April 2013

When you can no longer eat at bar height tables because your belly gets in the way.

When people start calling you randomly to just nonchalantly check on you to see if you're in labor.

Boo0512 · April 2013

rednecklover:
When your 2.5 yr old cheers, "Yay mommy!!" after you successfully get up off the couch after one attempt.</

ZeeSunflowery1 · April 2013

All of this....plus,

Having to pee like a race horse but practically nothing comes out.

Walking on a level surface at your prepregnancy pace and having to slow down to catch your breath.

wcvsb3b5 · April 2013

linegirl313:
It's more comfortable to hold a plate right up to your face than it is to have it on a table because bending over

wcvsb3b5 · April 2013

Boo0512:
rednecklov

AimeeSue02 · April 2013

You don't fit in booths anymore and always have to request a table at a restaurant.

Also, you start avoiding people because they will A.) rub your belly or 2.) ask "how are you feeling." Great!! Seriously, how do you think I'm feeling?<span class

alexandria921 · April 2013

You're ravenously hungry but entirely too exhausted and sore to attempt making something. When you get freaked out from seeing your oddly shaped body and can't stop thinking about how weird you look with clothes and especially naked!

eroplane · April 2013

linegirl313:
It's more comfortable to hold a plate right up to your face than it is to have it on a table because bending over your

KRisoni13 · April 2013

AlyssaJoy1210:
NJAZgirl

burkems · April 2013

Every twinge, cramp or pain leads you to wondering what your cervix is doing right about now or leaves you with a hopeful "Is this it?" feeling...even if your rational side tells you it's not!