...Because unlike the usual times when "I can't find my keys" means "I forgot I put my keys right there," today the stupid things are legitimately missing. DD2 had them yesterday and I haven't seen them since. I didn't think much of it because we live in a small house and there aren't many places to hide keys...right?
Pfft.
DD1 missed the bus and now won't make it to school, and I am going to have to cancel my OB/GYN appointment, seriously.

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