Friday morning funnies

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · April 2013

FIL to DH: "So I've been checking your FB to see if the baby was here yet" Because you know, we would post it on Facebook before calling our family. LOL

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DD1: It stinks in our house
Me: Oh really? What does it smell like?
DD1: It stinks like Mommy's butt.
Ouch (but LOL)

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Care to add yours?

S-Tuna · April 2013

Why didn't the comedian want to tell the pizza joke? Because it was too cheesy!

JaysonandKristin · April 2013

These are all great. If I think of one, I'll add it.

ladybugpjb · April 2013

So all of my funnies have to do with DS yelling out random words in public...

Part 1: I've been playing Lego LOTR for the last couple of weeks - if DS sees me playing it (when I'm having a Mommy moment while he plays with DH), he yells

MMS88 · April 2013

E was eating his mac n cheese for lunch and of course the dogs wait for whatever he may drop. Hunter got too close to his beloved mac n cheese. I hear "unter top" as he is pushing his muzzle away from his food. Don't mess with my mac n cheese! :P