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Juicy gossip?

Bump JackieBump Jackie member
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I think this is the best spot to get the deets I need. Time for some scandalous mommy confessions!

Let's hear it ladies: have you ever done something totally not in the mommy-handbook? Told your kids you didn't feel well just to hide in the bathroom and shop online? Let the kids watch TV all day because the babysitter flaked?

I know you have stories!

QBEEJ

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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    My kid is watching TV right now so I can catch up on my interneting. Does that count? He was getting too demanding with his books.
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    S knows how to turn on the TV. On weekends, we keep the channel pre-set to Sprout and when she wakes up, we tell her t
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  • Wine O MiteWine O Mite member
    I feed my kid pouches on the reg.
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  • thepretzelchickthepretzelchick member

    My 7 month old loves NCIS. Also, when I have to be indisposed in the powder room (is that delicate enough?), I just put on my YouTube playlist of 1D videos and sit him on the couch.

    Clearly IDGAF about no screen time before 2. 

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  • thepretzelchickthepretzelchick member

    imageWine O Mite:
    I feed my kid pouches on the reg.

    LOL! As if!

     

    Unless you mean Nera an

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  • CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member
    Everything.   I do nothing by the mommy handbook. 

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    Unable to even.  

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    You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.



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  • CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member

    For example:

    The girls regularly eat popcorn on the couch while watching the LOTR trilogy.   All three movies.  Then they watch The Hobbit.

    Between the two of them, they can kill a bag of popcorn in about 20 minutes.

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    Unable to even.  

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    You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.



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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    imageCinemaGoddess:

    For example:

    The girls regularly eat popcorn on the couch while watching the LOTR trilogy.   Al

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  • BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
    I steal my nephews snacks, introduced him to 1D, taught him NSync's Bye, Bye, Bye and got him hooked on Queen's bicycle race.

    As for my own, they already own a Pythagorean theorem blanket, math sheets and pillows, and I'll be making an abacus

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    imagethepretzelchick:
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    We put the kid to bed at 9 even though we know he will sing until 10. This way he will sleep until 8 and we get an extra half hour or so in the evening.
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    imagecrystaladult:
    And I've tried really hard to get my kid to watch TV and she won't; it's awful.

    T&a

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