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Pizza guy reminded me of a funny story

Jennywren82Jennywren82
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Apparently?when I was little (I know this because I?vaguely?remember the girl and my family tells me about it all the time) I had gone to the door with my mom when we ordered pizza delivery one night.

I had just learned about pregnancy in school (the very basics... I was probably 5 or something) and I took one look at the pizza delivery lady who had a big belly and asked her if she was pregnant.

My mom was so?embarrassed! The lady was really nice about it thought and said "No sweetie, I'm just fat" with a big smile on her face! Hey, I didn't know any better, but I thought it might make someone smile today.

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  • DoubleDiamondDoubleDiamond
    Is your cat pregnant? 
    "I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy." J.D. Salinger Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
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  • Jennywren82Jennywren82

    imageDoubleDiamond:
    Is your cat pregnant??

    Actually she is the skinniest of the three and she is only 9 lbs. She likes to lay like that sprawled out! It takes a little while but sometimes we catch her in this slob type position.?

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  • brandistrionfo@gmail.combrandistrionfo@gmail.com
    awesome.
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  • xmrsreynolds2bxxmrsreynolds2bx
    haha! I got one:  At my last app there were tons of pregnant women (they were running behind).  But of course a few non-pg women as well.  Well one of them walked in with her son-he was probably not even 5 and she did not look pg.  He looked around the room while his mom was signing in.  There was a confused look on his face when he asked (loudly) "Mom why is all these people so fat?"  HA!!!   I just busted out laughing and so did a lot of other women-its cute being a kid when you can get away with stuff! :)
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  • DoubleDiamondDoubleDiamond
    imageJennywren82:

    imageDoubleDiamond:
    Is your cat pregnant? 

    Actually she is the skinniest of the three and she is only 9 lbs. She likes to lay like that sprawled out! It takes a little while but sometimes we catch her in this slob type position. 

    Reminds me a bit of myself...

    "I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy." J.D. Salinger Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
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