October 2011 Moms

Bumpie Poll

I'm writing stuff for school and work all night, and I need something to break up the monotony other than cookies. So wanna play?

1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?

2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?

3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?

4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?

5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?

6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?

7. Which Bumpie do you miss?

8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?

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  • Ah, fuckit...
    1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?
    I've never blocked anyone.
    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?
    Diego or chunstad. I like my red heads.
    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?
    I'm pretty indifferent, and I don't take notice to details on who said what when.
    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?
    I don't have enough visuals to pass that judgment.

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?
    Liz, so I can live in her mansion! Least? Well, I'm a liberal atheist, so that may hinder a lifetime love connection.

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?
    Kujay
    7. Which Bumpie do you miss?
    Super, but she's making her way back.
    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?
    All of them.


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  • Are we answering for Oct 11 only?  I assumed so.

    1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?

    LisaJay

    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?

    Jazzy.  She's a cutie.

    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?

    Karinothing

    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?

    Tysons, durr.

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?

    Most suited: Joolz.  I love Canada and TV and I want to go on vacation.

    Least suited:  Mack.  She's make me talk about my feelings.

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?

    kagl

    7. Which Bumpie do you miss?

    ClaireFraiser

    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?

    Somebodysmama

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    1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?

    No one on this board, but two people from the Parenting board.

    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?

     WineBaby in the looks department, and LisaJay in the personality department

    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?

    Liz, and here goes. I used to not really get the Liz love, but you have warmed my cold, btchy heart and I have grown to really like you. I miss you and I wish you were around more!

    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?

    I know everyone loves Meaty's man, but I have my eye on Mr. Mack. Love me a man in uniform.

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?

     I think Sharksy or Missy would be good matches. Sweet and easy to get along with to allow for my crazy but not in a doormatty way.

    Least suited to JG. We would start strong but eventually kill each other with our opinionatedness.

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?

    Kujay has been said so I'm nominating Woodsie. 

    7. Which Bumpie do you miss?

    I miss Mrs. Clark. I feel so deprived of so many twin HDBD pics.

    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?

    Somebodysmama. Hey gurl.

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    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?

     WineBaby in the looks department

    Ooh, good one.  Yeah she's a looker.  I could go for a JazzyWine sandwich.

  • lol that this thread has already been viewed 75 times. I see you lurking, lurkers!

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    Maybe people who responded are just pressing refresh to see if anyone has replied to their posts. 

    You don't know my lyfe.

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    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?

    Somebodysmama. Hey gurl.


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    1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?

    None.   

    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?

    Here's looking @ you, Richard Slap... 

    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?

    Hmmm....no one really comes to mind, but I haven't been around much lately so I'm a little out of the fun right now. 

    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?

    No idea...I seem to remember jg's siggy pic a long time ago having a pic from behind of her DH and LO holding hands.  He had a nice azz...too creepy?!

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate?

    Maybe penny-I think we agree on a lot of things, and she's crafty enough to make up for my lack of skills.  

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?

    Papps 

    7. Which Bumpie do you miss?

    I miss me some joolz love.  I haven't been around a lot lately, though, so maybe she is around more than I realize. 

    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?

    Somebodysmama for sure... 

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    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?

     I think Sharksy or Missy would be good matches. Sweet and easy to get along with to allow for my crazy but not in a doormatty way.

    O.M.G...I totally just said I wanted to make out with you-If things don't work out with DH, I've got my eye on you RS.... 

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    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?

     I think Sharksy or Missy would be good matches. Sweet and easy to get along with to allow for my crazy but not in a doormatty way.

    O.M.G...I totally just said I wanted to make out with you-If things don't work out with DH, I've got my eye on you RS.... 

    Consider this a pact!

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    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?

     I think Sharksy or Missy would be good matches. Sweet and easy to get along with to allow for my crazy but not in a doormatty way.

    O.M.G...I totally just said I wanted to make out with you-If things don't work out with DH, I've got my eye on you RS.... 

    Consider this a pact!

    Done...it almost makes me want to pick a fight with DH... 

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  • 1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?

    Only one person on purpose. I seem to accidentally randomly block people. 

    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?

    Probably slappy, because I find you highly sexual, or winebaby, because you are hot. 

    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?

    Damnit, I typed something and then deleted because I don't have enough balls. 

    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?

    Mr Ovey.  I could fap to him any day.

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?

    I don't think I have a TB soul mate.  I think Missy and I would get along together because we have the same Atheist views and are midwesterns. I would like to know Crystal IRL because she cracks me up. Least? Probably Smit. No offense, I just don't think we would have anything in common.

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?

    I vote Eloise! Elo weenie, I am taking bout your lady like butt hole, are you here? Love you! 

    7. Which Bumpie do you miss?

    Liz and Mack! Come back bushes!!

    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board? 

    The lame facebook girls.  

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    Mr Ovey.  I could fap to him any day.

    You only want him for his Jim Morrison with boobs t-shirt.

  • And I dare you not to find this man sexy.

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    Don't worry he was at least 18 in this pic from when we first started dating, but not by much. Giggity. 

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    slappy, because I find you highly sexual. 

    This is the most welcome compliment I have received in quite some time. Glad to know I'm not creepy. 

    Also, the hilarity of people named meaty and slappy going at it is not lost on me.

    ETA: I would totally make out with you too, in case that wasn't clear.
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    Mr Ovey.  I could fap to him any day.

    You only want him for his Jim Morrison with boobs t-shirt.

    Honestly, I didn't notice the boob tee until someone else mentioned it. I think he's hot all on his own. You can tell him he has an internet creeper admirer.If he's like my h he will think it's awesome. 

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    Mr Ovey.  I could fap to him any day.

    You only want him for his Jim Morrison with boobs t-shirt.

    I'm more incllined toward the Alan Thicke tattoo, myself. But he's too similar to MH. If I'm gonna get some strange, I'm gonna go different, kwim?

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    Mr Ovey.  I could fap to him any day.

    You only want him for his Jim Morrison with boobs t-shirt.

    I'm more incllined toward the Alan Thicke tattoo, myself. But he's too similar to MH. If I'm gonna get some strange, I'm gonna go different, kwim?

    Maybe that's why I like Mr Ovey, he looks nothing like my h and I like it. Something a little different. 

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  • 1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?
    Noone
    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?
    Lopes...or wishful
    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?
    Occasionally LJ
    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?
    Dlast...his arm tattoo is hot!

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?
    Penny! Least? Not sure

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?
    Kujay
    7. Which Bumpie do you miss?
    Mrs clark.
    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?
    You know... the one who hates our drunken ways..

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    !!!CRYSTAL!!! Here's a little eye candy ;] sorry im in the picture its the most recent pic on my phone right now of him. image

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  • I would also now like to make out with wishful.
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  • Have not read all the replays but the bumpie I want to make out with is richard's slap... Because like getting diiiiiick sllllaaasped! Yep I said that I like Diick, whaat!
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    Have not read all the replays but the bumpie I want to make out with is richard's slap... Because like getting diiiiiick sllllaaasped! Yep I said that I like Diick, whaat!

    We're all flucking drunk tonight, aren't we? 

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    Have not read all the replays but the bumpie I want to make out with is richard's slap... Because like getting diiiiiick sllllaaasped! Yep I said that I like Diick, whaat!

    We're all flucking drunk tonight, aren't we? 


    Oh yes we are!!!!
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  • 1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?
    No one ever!

    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?
    As previously posted, Richard slaps!

    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?

    Ugh, I don't know!

    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?

    Wishful!!!

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?
    Kujay! She seems so nice and sweet, I like that!

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?
    Me! It's untouched!

    7. Which Bumpie do you miss?
    Kmart

    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board? Somebodysmama
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  •  I will give it a go!

     

    1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?

    No one. 

    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?

    I have a bump crush on Crystal.

    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?

    There really isn't much to say besides Team Blu 4-eva. 

    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?

    I have seen a number of attractive specimens, but Mr. Meaty immediately came to mind.

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?

    Missy has similar views, and we could both wear our yoga pants while out and about. I think most bumpies would be bad matches, but Penny and I would not mesh as far as politics/religion (though we could bake and watch RPDR), plus I am allergic to dogs.  

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?

    Latte. 

    7. Which Bumpie do you miss?

    Mack! 

    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?

    Somebodysmama, duh

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    lol that this thread has already been viewed 75 times. I see you lurking, lurkers!

    awwww I miss full house!
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  • 1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?

    I have 4 blocked but none from this board.   

    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?

    Mrsgabus since now I know she looks like a cross between Julia Roberts and Kyra Sedgwick  ::whistles::

    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?

     Elsa. 

    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?

     Hmmmm, not sure. We should have a PIP of everyone's DH. 

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?

    most suited-- HA because she cracks my ish up and probably Kagl because we are living similar lives. Least suited--Lopes. I think we would kill each other, we would have a love/hate relationship. 

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?

     Crystal of course. 

    7. Which Bumpie do you miss? 

     Kmart, jazzy...there are more, can't remember their names. 

    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?

    All of them.  

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    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?

     I think Sharksy or Missy would be good matches. Sweet and easy to get along with to allow for my crazy but not in a doormatty way.

    O.M.G...I totally just said I wanted to make out with you-If things don't work out with DH, I've got my eye on you RS.... 

    A three way make out?!  



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  • 1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked? None

    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with? Most likely Winebaby or JG

    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel? I can't think of anyone right now but I know there is someone

    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H? Ummmm....Wishfull..yowza

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least? Probably Penny, we could bake and craft liek mad women...or we would kill each other ;-)

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?Kujay...such a sweetie!

    7. Which Bumpie do you miss? Totally Shediva, I love her and her cutie little boy

    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board? Somebodysmama
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    1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?

    just an AE that had really offensive siggy pics. 

    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?

    winebaby or HA cause they are both gorgeous 

    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?

    I'm sure there are a few, for various reasons, but I'll be a wimp and plead the fifth on this. 

    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?

    Mr. woodsie is a total babe if I remember correctly.  

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate?

    there are a few that I think I could have a pretty happy life with. I guess if I had to pick just one it would be Chunstad. She's such a sweetie.

    I also have a soft spot for JG and Blu 

    Least?

    LJ. Our personalities wouldn't mesh at all.  

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?

    Lcass 

    7. Which Bumpie do you miss?

    Kmart and rockdragon 

    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?

    Same as everyone, SM.  

  • 1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?n/a 2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?JG.  I love me a Jersey girl.  Chunstad is pretty hot too.3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?Blu.   4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?I wouldn't mind a run in with Missy's DH. 5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?Most:  LJ.  We can talk about our love of Blu.  Or Chunstad.  We can talk about our full bushes.Least:  Kagl.  She's alot younger than me and our political beliefs are so different. 6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?Kujay! 7. Which Bumpie do you miss?Shediva!! 8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?  Somebodysmama - fo' sho'! 
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    1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked? Never blocked anybody

    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with? I have to agree that WineBaby, Wishful and HA are seriously hot.

    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel? Not sure.

    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H? I seem to have different taste than most of you ladies.  I'd go with Sharks, with mrsgabus as a close second (based on memory and the PIP post).

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least? I think that Chunstad and I would get along really well.  And from the sounds of our interests, I think Crystal and her H would make a great couple match-up for DH and I to hang out with as friends.  Least, I think probably kagl.  I think she's a total sweetheart, but we have very different views on a lot of things that wouldn't mesh well.

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole? Eloise!

    7. Which Bumpie do you miss? shediva (wasn't she supposed to come back?!) and ClaireFraser and GoodtobeGelb and MrsClark

    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board? A lot of the FB girls.

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  • At least JG will be my lifemate! I've been otherwise deemed unmarriable here otherwise though. Crying

     

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    At least JG will be my lifemate! I've been otherwise deemed unmarriable here otherwise though. Crying

     

     

    But many have said that you have a ladylike butthole, so there's that! 

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    At least JG will be my lifemate! I've been otherwise deemed unmarriable here otherwise though. Crying

     

     

    But many have said that you have a ladylike butthole, so there's that! 

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  • 1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?

    no one. to do so would imply caring on a level on which I do not operate

    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?

    All the hors. Unless you have a snaggletooth.

    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?

    I kind of call em like I see em, so, nothing really left on the table there.

    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?

    I'm surveying the dh post, too soon to make a call

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?

    most: probably crystal or JG

    least: Liz. We'd constantly fight over clothes and accessories and go down in flames

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?

    Lopes.

    7. Which Bumpie do you miss?

    JG, that hor. Hottest bush I know with short hair

    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?

    All of them, especially the fb defectors, somebodysmama, and Brie.

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  • 1. Who among the Bumpies do you have blocked?

    None

    2. Which Bumpie would you like to make out with?

    Crystal?

    3. Which Bumpie would you like to tell how you really feel?

    Blu, in my lurker days she was one of my favorites. Unfortunately she has become a bit sanctimonious for my taste recently.

    4. Which Bumpie has the hottest H?

    ????

    5. Which Bumpie is most suited to you as a lifemate? Least?

    Most, perhaps Packer. Least, why stop now? Blu.

    6. Which Bumpie do you think has the most ladylike butthole?

    Kujay

    7. Which Bumpie do you miss?

    The ones with twins.

    8. Which Bumpie do you think still lurks the board?

    The FB girls
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    JG, that hor. Hottest bush I know with short hair

     

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