WTF has gotten into me today that I have been so active. I ran 4 miles, picked up the LR, did the dishes, swept the floor, went through Tay's shirts, oh and ran to DQ while the big girls were at church.
People who buckle their seatbelts behind them to make the car "seat belt alarm" stop beeping. If you're going through the hassle of buckling it behind you, why not just put it on?
I don't get the stick person decals on cars and vans
For Christmas, DH gave me a set of those, only they're super heroes. You can do Wolverine, Spider Man, Iron Man, or Captain America, and each one has a dad, mom, boy, girl, dog and cat. I haven't put them on yet, but I admit I'm tempted. Mostly because the boys would be over the moon about it.
Dissing DA but loving TB is a serious WTF for me. (I know, I just can't let it go.) But really, WTF???????? Oh, and I love you, Kate. But, WTF???????
LOL I don't LOVE the Bachelor...I watch it to make fun of people. There is a big difference. I don't actually think the people are going to stay together, you know that right.
In fact, during the giving of the Fantasy Suite card the other night, I read my own words out load to entertain DH and myself. They went a little like this...
You can forgo your individual rooms to stay together in the Fantasy suite and dry hump to prove your love for each other. You only have to suck on it for a little bit to show him you care.
I don't get the stick person decals on cars and vans
For Christmas, DH gave me a set of those, only they're super heroes. You can do Wolverine, Spider Man, Iron Man, or Captain America, and each one has a dad, mom, boy, girl, dog and cat. I haven't put them on yet, but I admit I'm tempted. Mostly because the boys would be over the moon about it.
I wonder if because the kids would love it is why most parents put the decals on their cars. Ya know? The kids see them on other cars and ask their mom, "why don't we have those?" Then the mom feels all guilty... It's a vicious cycle of stickers...
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Do you guys remember those window decals with Calvin peering? And then people put decals of things they hate so Calvin was peeing on the thing they hate? Those were....fun.
Dissing DA but loving TB is a serious WTF for me. (I know, I just can't let it go.) But really, WTF???????? Oh, and I love you, Kate. But, WTF???????
LOL I don't LOVE the Bachelor...I watch it to make fun of people. There is a big difference. I don't actually think the people are going to stay together, you know that right.
In fact, during the giving of the Fantasy Suite card the other night, I read my own words out load to entertain DH and myself. They went a little like this...
You can forgo your individual rooms to stay together in the Fantasy suite and dry hump to prove your love for each other. You only have to suck on it for a little bit to show him you care.
I do...I do realize this. I just want everyone else in America with a vagina to send burning bra videos to the network in protest.
Do you guys remember those window decals with Calvin peering? And then people put decals of things they hate so Calvin was peeing on the thing they hate? Those were....fun.
Sometimes I wish I would see one of those combined with the family stickers. So if someone can find me two little boy stickers where they're peeing on the mom I would probably put that on my car.
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This WTF just in b/c my Mom is texting me pictures of a wedding invite she just got. The wedding is June 15 - so first off 3.5 months + early is too much. Then they want you to RSVP by April 15. WTF. That is insane. Isn't that against everything Emily Post stands for? Is this what the knot teaches people these days?
Along these lines, why do my MIL's siblings and their progeny (and their progeny's progeny) keep sending me baby shower invitations when A) I have never met the honoree and The shower is being held out of state. My clueless DH says "Oh, it's because they want you to feel included." I say, "No, it's because you're a doctor and they only have a few potential candidates for that stroller system."
But seriously...who are these people who could never be bothered to send so much as a card when we got married and had our own children, but are suddenly all concerned about me feeling "excluded" when it comes time for a baby shower that's being held 1000 miles away?
This WTF just in b/c my Mom is texting me pictures of a wedding invite she just got. The wedding is June 15 - so first off 3.5 months + early is too much. Then they want you to RSVP by April 15. WTF. That is insane. Isn't that against everything Emily Post stands for? Is this what the knot teaches people these days?
Along these lines, why do my MIL's siblings and their progeny (and their progeny's progeny) keep sending me baby shower invitations when A) I have never met the honoree and The shower is being held out of state. My clueless DH says "Oh, it's because they want you to feel included." I say, "No, it's because you're a doctor and they only have a few potential candidates for that stroller system."
But seriously...who are these people who could never be bothered to send so much as a card when we got married and had our own children, but are suddenly all concerned about me feeling "excluded" when it comes time for a baby shower that's being held 1000 miles away?
Oh I would send one of those crazy onesies that say iPood and look like an iPod. Or Made with Daddy's Best Swimmers onesies.
This WTF just in b/c my Mom is texting me pictures of a wedding invite she just got. The wedding is June 15 - so first off 3.5 months + early is too much. Then they want you to RSVP by April 15. WTF. That is insane. Isn't that against everything Emily Post stands for? Is this what the knot teaches people these days?
Along these lines, why do my MIL's siblings and their progeny (and their progeny's progeny) keep sending me baby shower invitations when A) I have never met the honoree and The shower is being held out of state. My clueless DH says "Oh, it's because they want you to feel included." I say, "No, it's because you're a doctor and they only have a few potential candidates for that stroller system."
But seriously...who are these people who could never be bothered to send so much as a card when we got married and had our own children, but are suddenly all concerned about me feeling "excluded" when it comes time for a baby shower that's being held 1000 miles away?
Oh I would send one of those crazy onesies that say iPood and look like an iPod. Or Made with Daddy's Best Swimmers onesies.
I usually send a card expressing my regrets that I can't attend and congratulating them on the upcoming birth of their little darling and leave it at that. A couple times, DH insisted on sending a gift so I'd go online and get the wipe-warmer.
This WTF just in b/c my Mom is texting me pictures of a wedding invite she just got. The wedding is June 15 - so first off 3.5 months + early is too much. Then they want you to RSVP by April 15. WTF. That is insane. Isn't that against everything Emily Post stands for? Is this what the knot teaches people these days?
Along these lines, why do my MIL's siblings and their progeny (and their progeny's progeny) keep sending me baby shower invitations when A) I have never met the honoree and The shower is being held out of state. My clueless DH says "Oh, it's because they want you to feel included." I say, "No, it's because you're a doctor and they only have a few potential candidates for that stroller system."
But seriously...who are these people who could never be bothered to send so much as a card when we got married and had our own children, but are suddenly all concerned about me feeling "excluded" when it comes time for a baby shower that's being held 1000 miles away?
It definitely sounds like they just want gifts! I can't imagine inviting someone I've never met to my shower.
Wtf is with one shoe laying on the side of a road/highway?? How the heck does it get there and where the fudge is the other one?!?!?
This made me literally LOL. I see single shoes ALL the time and DH thinks I'm a little strange for always pointing it out. I told him I was going to start a blog of single shoe photos and my imaginary story of the person who lost the shoe. But seriously - how do you lose ONE shoe?
Wtf is with one shoe laying on the side of a road/highway?? How the heck does it get there and where the fudge is the other one?!?!?
This has always bothered me. Especially when its a child's shoe.
Don't read too much into it. I took the kids on a walk around the neighborhood on Saturday. Lydia walked and the babies were in the stroller. When we got home, I saw Anna only had one shoe on. The shoes used to be Lydia's and the babies have almost outgrown them so I didn't bother trying to find it. Sometimes kiddos loose shoes and it's no big deal.
Wtf is with one shoe laying on the side of a road/highway?? How the heck does it get there and where the fudge is the other one?!?!?
This made me literally LOL. I see single shoes ALL the time and DH thinks I'm a little strange for always pointing it out. I told him I was going to start a blog of single shoe photos and my imaginary story of the person who lost the shoe. But seriously - how do you lose ONE shoe?
Along with an Alabama or an Auburn decal, right? ;
Yep...usually with Alabama A's. Aubs aren't the classiest bunch.
Harvey Updyke and The Teabagger guy say hello.
You are from Mobile...you are supposed to be one of us!
BTW, we don't NOT claim HU. Now, the tea bagger...well, everybody hates LSU. We spent the week getting harassed and abused by LSU fans leading up to that game, I'm surprised more people didn't do things like that. They were horrible.
Wtf is with one shoe laying on the side of a road/highway?? How the heck does it get there and where the fudge is the other one?!?!?
I always wondered this. Then one day I was driving behind a pick up truck and a shoe flew out of the back so now I assume that's how they all get there.
It seems like a lot of people but work boots and shoes in the bed of trucks...I guess that's how it happens.
Along with an Alabama or an Auburn decal, right? ;
Yep...usually with Alabama A's. Aubs aren't the classiest bunch.
Harvey Updyke and The Teabagger guy say hello.
You are from Mobile...you are supposed to be one of us!
BTW, we don't NOT claim HU. Now, the tea bagger...well, everybody hates LSU. We spent the week getting harassed and abused by LSU fans leading up to that game, I'm surprised more people didn't do things like that. They were horrible.
I'm from Mobile, but I graduated from Auburn. I'll never be one of you.
Claim HU or not, he sure claims y'all. And your justification of tea bagging amuses me. Most Bammers down here won't claim him either!
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Along with an Alabama or an Auburn decal, right? ;
Yep...usually with Alabama A's. Aubs aren't the classiest bunch.
Harvey Updyke and The Teabagger guy say hello.
You are from Mobile...you are supposed to be one of us!
BTW, we don't NOT claim HU. Now, the tea bagger...well, everybody hates LSU. We spent the week getting harassed and abused by LSU fans leading up to that game, I'm surprised more people didn't do things like that. They were horrible.
I'm from Mobile, but I graduated from Auburn. I'll never be one of you.
Claim HU or not, he sure claims y'all. And your justification of tea bagging amuses me. Most Bammers down here won't claim him either!
Well, most people down there must not have been at the game. Their fans are worse than y'all. Much meaner and rude to children, women, older folks...it was horrible.
oh and I know how you feel...I wouldn't root for Auburn if my own child played for them.
Along with an Alabama or an Auburn decal, right? ;
Yep...usually with Alabama A's. Aubs aren't the classiest bunch.
Harvey Updyke and The Teabagger guy say hello.
You are from Mobile...you are supposed to be one of us!
BTW, we don't NOT claim HU. Now, the tea bagger...well, everybody hates LSU. We spent the week getting harassed and abused by LSU fans leading up to that game, I'm surprised more people didn't do things like that. They were horrible.
I'm from Mobile, but I graduated from Auburn. I'll never be one of you.
Claim HU or not, he sure claims y'all. And your justification of tea bagging amuses me. Most Bammers down here won't claim him either!
I don't think I know anybody from Mobile that is an Aub! How did you end up there? What did you study?
Along with an Alabama or an Auburn decal, right? ;
Yep...usually with Alabama A's. Aubs aren't the classiest bunch.
Harvey Updyke and The Teabagger guy say hello.
You are from Mobile...you are supposed to be one of us!
BTW, we don't NOT claim HU. Now, the tea bagger...well, everybody hates LSU. We spent the week getting harassed and abused by LSU fans leading up to that game, I'm surprised more people didn't do things like that. They were horrible.
I'm from Mobile, but I graduated from Auburn. I'll never be one of you.
Claim HU or not, he sure claims y'all. And your justification of tea bagging amuses me. Most Bammers down here won't claim him either!
I don't think I know anybody from Mobile that is an Aub! How did you end up there? What did you study?
There are a lot of Auburn people in Mobile, actually. Most of my graduating class went there, and I went too because most of my friends did. I studied Social Work.
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Re: Can we have a WTF Wednesday?
Oh my god WHAT!?!? Where have these been all my life! That's hilarious!
Ugh I HATE those!
This would be amazing!
People who buckle their seatbelts behind them to make the car "seat belt alarm" stop beeping. If you're going through the hassle of buckling it behind you, why not just put it on?
For Christmas, DH gave me a set of those, only they're super heroes. You can do Wolverine, Spider Man, Iron Man, or Captain America, and each one has a dad, mom, boy, girl, dog and cat. I haven't put them on yet, but I admit I'm tempted. Mostly because the boys would be over the moon about it.
Is it WTF Wednesday, or is it WTF Wednesday? (Oops, forgot my excessive use of question marks.) ????????????????????????????????????????
Right? It is NOT fun to drive by them and notice one...I almost drove off the road yesterday. LOL
LOL I don't LOVE the Bachelor...I watch it to make fun of people. There is a big difference. I don't actually think the people are going to stay together, you know that right.
In fact, during the giving of the Fantasy Suite card the other night, I read my own words out load to entertain DH and myself. They went a little like this...
You can forgo your individual rooms to stay together in the Fantasy suite and dry hump to prove your love for each other. You only have to suck on it for a little bit to show him you care.
A pig who is shirtless and he has like an 8 pack and sex eyes.
But but but... ADAM LEVINE!! He's a hottie.
I hope my family and friends love me enough to NOT memorialize me with a sticker...
I wonder if because the kids would love it is why most parents put the decals on their cars. Ya know? The kids see them on other cars and ask their mom, "why don't we have those?" Then the mom feels all guilty... It's a vicious cycle of stickers...
Agree!!!!
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Along with an Alabama or an Auburn decal, right? ;
Yep...usually with Alabama A's. Aubs aren't the classiest bunch.
I do...I do realize this. I just want everyone else in America with a vagina to send burning bra videos to the network in protest.
Sometimes I wish I would see one of those combined with the family stickers. So if someone can find me two little boy stickers where they're peeing on the mom I would probably put that on my car.
Along these lines, why do my MIL's siblings and their progeny (and their progeny's progeny) keep sending me baby shower invitations when A) I have never met the honoree and
The shower is being held out of state. My clueless DH says "Oh, it's because they want you to feel included." I say, "No, it's because you're a doctor and they only have a few potential candidates for that stroller system."
But seriously...who are these people who could never be bothered to send so much as a card when we got married and had our own children, but are suddenly all concerned about me feeling "excluded" when it comes time for a baby shower that's being held 1000 miles away?
Oh I would send one of those crazy onesies that say iPood and look like an iPod. Or Made with Daddy's Best Swimmers onesies.
I usually send a card expressing my regrets that I can't attend and congratulating them on the upcoming birth of their little darling and leave it at that. A couple times, DH insisted on sending a gift so I'd go online and get the wipe-warmer.
It definitely sounds like they just want gifts! I can't imagine inviting someone I've never met to my shower.
This made me literally LOL. I see single shoes ALL the time and DH thinks I'm a little strange for always pointing it out. I told him I was going to start a blog of single shoe photos and my imaginary story of the person who lost the shoe. But seriously - how do you lose ONE shoe?
Don't read too much into it. I took the kids on a walk around the neighborhood on Saturday. Lydia walked and the babies were in the stroller. When we got home, I saw Anna only had one shoe on. The shoes used to be Lydia's and the babies have almost outgrown them so I didn't bother trying to find it. Sometimes kiddos loose shoes and it's no big deal.
Do it! I would totally read your blog.
Harvey Updyke and The Teabagger guy say hello.
You are from Mobile...you are supposed to be one of us!
It seems like a lot of people but work boots and shoes in the bed of trucks...I guess that's how it happens.
I'm from Mobile, but I graduated from Auburn. I'll never be one of you.
Claim HU or not, he sure claims y'all. And your justification of tea bagging amuses me. Most Bammers down here won't claim him either!
Well, most people down there must not have been at the game. Their fans are worse than y'all. Much meaner and rude to children, women, older folks...it was horrible.
oh and I know how you feel...I wouldn't root for Auburn if my own child played for them.
I don't think I know anybody from Mobile that is an Aub! How did you end up there? What did you study?
There are a lot of Auburn people in Mobile, actually. Most of my graduating class went there, and I went too because most of my friends did. I studied Social Work.