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Hesterlicious · February 2013

I have 2 biitches that insisted on sitting upstairs and my hips hate them with a passion. Help distract me from serving them.

ThePolishHammer · February 2013

DD handed me a piece of her poop today.

missyishere · February 2013

While reading to N before her nap today, I realized I always project the word Whoa like Joey Russo.

missyishere · February 2013

ThePolishHammer:
DD handed me a piece of her poop today.nbsp;

That was very kind of her.

ThePolishHammer · February 2013

missyleaferg:
While reading to N before her nap today, I realized I always project the word Whoa like Joey Russo.

lol

Hesterlicious · February 2013

missyleaferg:
While reading to N before her nap today, I realized I always project the word Whoa like Joey Russo.

I do too.

Hesterlicious · February 2013

ThePolishHammer:
DD handed me a piece of her poop today.nbsp;

I had a chat with my dcp slash coworker today about my kid eating number two at her house. It was a birthday candle. Being handed poop doesn't seem so bad after our spin off conversation.

ThePolishHammer · February 2013

missyleaferg:
ThePolishHammer:
DD handed me a piece of her poop today.nbsp;
That was very kind of her.

i know right.

She was all cutesy.. "Here you go mommy!". Big smile and everything. I was like "What do you have there sweetie...POOP! You just gave me a piece of poop?!"

Hesterlicious · February 2013

Cheeseburger or grilled cheese?

ThePolishHammer · February 2013

Grilled cheese.

Hesterlicious · February 2013

I miss clicky polls

gimmietimmies · February 2013

Hesterlicious:
Cheeseburger or grilled cheese?

Both.

Hesterlicious · February 2013

Stop telling me you want coffee "in a bit" just fracking order it when you want it. I'm not going up there to have you not want it yet. Especially since I am fairly sure that you didn't tip last time.

blowfish11 · February 2013

DS caught a few minutes of Swingers this morning and told me "You're so money, mommy, and you don't even know it."

Hesterlicious · February 2013

gimmietimmies:
Hesterlicious:
Cheeseburger or grilled cheese?
Both.

The Ellie in my belly does not agree with you.

gimmietimmies · February 2013

Hesterlicious:
I have 2 biitches that insisted on sitting upstairs and my hips hate them with a passion. Help distract me from serving them.

FairyDuster003 · February 2013

Hesterlicious:
I have 2 biitches that insisted on sitting upstairs and my hips hate them with a passion. Help distract me from serving them.

*** upstairs tables. People always wann comment on how hard it must be to come up and down all night but can't tip accordingly!

ThePolishHammer · February 2013

blowfish11:
DS caught a few minutes of Swingers this morning and told me "You're so money, mommy, and you don't even know it."

Nice.

missyishere · February 2013

ThePolishHammer:
missyleaferg:
ThePolishHammer:
DD handed me a piece of her poop today.nbsp;
That was very kind of her.
i know right.
She was all cutesy.. "Here you go mommy!". Big smile and everything. I was like "What do you have there sweetie...POOP! You just gave me a piece of poop?!"

I'd be writing that in a journal somewhere. That's hilarious!

ThePolishHammer · February 2013

Hesterlicious:
Stop telling me you want coffee "in a bit" just fracking order it when you want it. I'm not going up there to have you not want it yet. Especially since I am fairly sure that you didn't tip last time.

They sound annoying.

gimmietimmies · February 2013

Hesterlicious:
gimmietimmies:
Hesterlicious:
Cheeseburger or grilled cheese?
Both.
The Ellie in my belly does not agree with you.

Fine, you have the grilled cheese, I will eat the cheeseburger.

angeleighhh · February 2013

I'm not wearing underwear today. too lazy

eta: pressed send before I finished

missyishere · February 2013

N has a total curly mullet right now. I hope her curls stay for good. It's also odd she has somewhat blonde hair, considering I am brunette and my DH is a red head.

FairyDuster003 · February 2013

Hesterlicious:
Stop telling me you want coffee "in a bit" just fracking order it when you want it. I'm not going up there to have you not want it yet. Especially since I am fairly sure that you didn't tip last time.

If you bring it now she will tell you it's cold in 10 minutes.

gimmietimmies · February 2013

ThePolishHammer:
Hesterlicious:
Stop telling me you want coffee "in a bit" just fracking order it when you want it. I'm not going up there to have you not want it yet. Especially since I am fairly sure that you didn't tip last time.
They sound annoying.

oops. Did I do that (I would totally think this, but never do it).

gimmietimmies · February 2013

wtf, bump burp. Hester, you'll appreciate this. Friend on FB posted this morning:

At Superstore today, saw a lady who obviously forgot to put on pants. Those weren't even leggings, more like sheer black pantyhose and with the sunshine on her behind, her thong and "tramp stamp" tat were clearly visible. C'mon people, put some clothes on!

Replies:

It's the new fashion trend...trashy but chic...not

I agree. I see it at work all the time.

Hope she's headed to WalMart next to share her fashion sense.

ThePolishHammer · February 2013

missyleaferg:
N has a total curly mullet right now. I hope her curls stay for good. It's also odd she has somewhat blonde hair, considering I am brunette and my DH is a red head.

DDs curls are slowly getting straighter. : (

ThePolishHammer · February 2013

gimmietimmies:
ThePolishHammer:
Hesterlicious:
Stop telling me you want coffee "in a bit" just fracking order it when you want it. I'm not going up there to have you not want it yet. Especially since I am fairly sure that you didn't tip last time.
They sound annoying.
oops. Did I do that (I would totally think this, but never do it).

lol

Same here... I could imagine doing it, but I'd chicken out.

Hesterlicious · February 2013

I did 2 grilled cheese. Yum.

Hesterlicious · February 2013

I love Superstore but I've never seen any buttcheeks.

Hesterlicious · February 2013

Biitches still don't want coffee. I asked.

ThePolishHammer · February 2013

Hesterlicious:
I did 2 grilled cheese. Yum.

Good choice.

FrickandFrack · February 2013

ThePolishHammer:
DD handed me a piece of her poop today.nbsp;

This made me seriously LOL.

gimmietimmies · February 2013

Hesterlicious:
I love Superstore but I've never seen any buttcheeks.

Me either. Makes me wonder which one she was at. Over by Sunridge I could totally see that. But she lives in a tame neighborhood. She was probably at Edgemont, which would completely surprise me. Youch. It would totally happen at the Walmart here.

gimmietimmies · February 2013

ThePolishHammer:
Hesterlicious:
I did 2 grilled cheese. Yum.
Good choice.

rachael_c26 · February 2013

Hesterlicious:
Biitches still don't want coffee. I asked.

It's all in the presentation.

Did you say, "We just made a fresh pot of coffee. Could I interest you ladies in some?"

pghmortdoll · February 2013

Grilled cheese with pickle, tomato and bacon? Yes please.

When I waited tables, I hated people that sat in the upstairs dining room and made comments about how it must suck to run the stairs all day. Jerks.

missyishere · February 2013

I just had DH cut up some strawberries for N. He decides it's a great idea to serve it with a little side of canned whipped cream.

missyishere · February 2013

Oh, she doesn't even care for it. She just wants her strawberries. That's my girl!

missyishere · February 2013

DH is really vying for some nook tonight, because he's cleaning while N and I chill.

missyishere · February 2013

BostonKisses2:
missyleaferg:
While reading to N before her nap today, I realized I always project the word Whoa like Joey Russo.
That is pretty awesome. 

This in now way ages us.

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