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jonnygurl76 · February 2013

And go....!

amyc216 · February 2013

My husband was a little late getting home last night and when I heard him I felt kind of disappointed. I sure was enjoying the quiet and being by myself.

pennysuedog · February 2013

I have not taken V out to play in the snow ever! I think I may do it today.

missyishere · February 2013

I think I'm broken.

I have never been a huge fan of boob play in the past, but I let DH enjoy them for his liking. Now that I've had N and nursed her, I literally want to crawl out of my skin when he does anything around my bewbs.

I don't know if it's because of nursing or due to my insecurities. I used to have such nice boobs, and now they're sad pancakes.

missyishere · February 2013

pennysuedog:
I have not taken V out to play in the snow ever!nbsp; I think I may do it today.nbsp;

Yes! Nora loooooves the snow!

cantalopes24 · February 2013

I bought a 20 class session of fitness classes at a local womens gym and have been seriously considering going up there and dropping the kids at the daycare and not actually working out but just sitting in the locker room reading and maybe taking a really long shower. MH has super crappy hours at work right now and with him being at school and me working on my days off to help at my brothers shop I really just need a break.

stardust317 · February 2013

missyleaferg:
I think I'm broken.

I have never been a huge fan of boob play in the past, but I let DH enjoy them for his liking. Now that I've had N and nursed her, I literally want to crawl out of my skin when he does anything around my bewbs.

I don't know if it's because of nursing or due to my insecurities. I used to have such nice boobs, and now they're sad pancakes.

My boobs are sad now, too. I'm 90 percent sure I'm going to get them done after we're done with the kids.

Chunstad · February 2013

missyleaferg:
I think I'm broken. I have never been a huge fan of boob play in the past, but I let DH enjoy them for his liking. Now that I've had N and nursed her, I literally want to crawl out of my skin when he does anything around my bewbs. I don't know if it's because of nursing or due to my insecurities. I used to have such nice boobs, and now they're sad pancakes.

OMG, me too. It's not even the sag factor, but I'm just not sexually arounsed at ALL when DH is in that region. Of course I'm still nursing 3x a day, maybe that's it?

After all kids are said and done, I'd love to get my fun bags lifted, nipped and tucked.

stardust317 · February 2013

1. I had way too much to drink last night, spent way too much money on said drinks, and now feel like arse. I also have about 15 things to do today which are going to be way less fun hungover.

2. By the time we got home, I was way too close to passing out to enjoy the drunk sex I was looking forward too.

3. DH and I have been kind of grumbly about money the last few days. I make about twice what he makes and I kind of threw it in his face last night before the booze and I feel like a super jerk.

cantalopes24 · February 2013

WineBaby22:
cantalopes24:
I bought a 20 class session of fitness classes at a local womens gym and have been seriously considering going up there and dropping the kids at the daycare and not actually working out but just sitting in the locker room reading and maybe taking a really long shower. MH has super crappy hours at work right now and with him being at school and me working on my days off to help at my brothers shop I really just need a break.
Our gym has free child care and I always think about doing this. But then I always think that since I'm at the gym I might as well work out. I do see a lot of people sitting outside the steam room reading books or working on their laptop and I wonder if that's what they're doing.

I know that's why I haven't done it and I actually do feel really good after I work out so I'm always glad I did. The other day there were a ton of kids when I got done my class and E was asking to stay but it was in the evening and Lo was too tired she started freaking out when I went to walk back out so we went home instead.

missyishere · February 2013

WineBaby22:
Chunstad:
missyleaferg:
I think I'm broken.

I have never been a huge fan of boob play in the past, but I let DH enjoy them for his liking. Now that I've had N and nursed her, I literally want to crawl out of my skin when he does anything around my bewbs.

I don't know if it's because of nursing or due to my insecurities. I used to have such nice boobs, and now they're sad pancakes.
OMG, me too.  It's not even the sag factor, but I'm just not sexually arounsed at ALL when DH is in that region.  Of course I'm still nursing 3x a day, maybe that's it? 
After all kids are said and done, I'd love to get my fun bags lifted, nipped and tucked.

Lingerie! I wore some the other night that practically pushed my boobs up to my chin. SO loved it and I wasn't self conscious about my boobs looking like fried eggs hanging on a nail.

I have already told SO that I will be getting a boob job when we're done having kids.

I'd like a boob job too, but we couldn't afford it. Plus, I'm a big wuss about going under anesthesia.

My damn gym doesn't have daycare. Bastards.

Fianschneid · February 2013

WineBaby22:
Chunstad:
missyleaferg:
I think I'm broken. I have never been a huge fan of boob play in the past, but I let DH enjoy them for his liking. Now that I've had N and nursed her, I literally want to crawl out of my skin when he does anything around my bewbs. I don't know if it's because of nursing or due to my insecurities. I used to have such nice boobs, and now they're sad pancakes.
OMG, me too. It's not even the sag factor, but I'm just not sexually arounsed at ALL when DH is in that region. Of course I'm still nursing 3x a day, maybe that's it?
After all kids are said and done, I'd love to get my fun bags lifted, nipped and tucked.
Lingerie! I wore some the other night that practically pushed my boobs up to my chin. SO loved it and I wasn't self conscious about my boobs looking like fried eggs hanging on a nail. I have already told SO that I will be getting a boob job when we're done having kids.

Last night, when I was going to bed, DH asked me if I still liked lingerie. I'm guessing this means it's been too long since I've worn any. Blah. I guess that means I have to have sex tonight instead of taking care of the laundry.

wilsontl19191 · February 2013

I usually bump while I'm pooping.

rous27 · February 2013

I've been a dirty lurker for a month or so. I just hate bump mobile.

I have a niece that I never get to see because her mom is a hore. Her birthday party is this weekend but I'm not going because I have had visions of stabbing her mother. I don't think I can be civil. Plus, her entire family hates my family and it is super awkward. Even my niece won't look me in the eye.

Note: I can be civil, but she can't. If she did start something, that is when it will be hard for me to bite my tongue.
ETA: The confession is that I'm a coward for for not willing to suck it up to see my niece. Also, if I was allowed to kill a person, I would kill the mother.

Gipper0809 · February 2013

Thanks for the fun read this morning. I needed to hear that other moms have awful boobs. My poor DH!

My FFFC: My mom is taking Jackson for the night and I CANNOT WAIT! And I only feel a little bit guilty about it. Poor 3rd kid.

missyishere · February 2013

Are we that old we have saggy tiits and dry vags? Coming to a theater near you: Calendar Girls 2, starring Oct2011 moms.

missyishere · February 2013

crystalbaby:
missyleaferg:
Are we that old we have saggy tiits and dry vags? Coming to a theater near you: Calendar Girls 2, starring Oct2011 moms.
Don't forget about the pooping!

missyishere · February 2013

Do does Burt or Ernie have the dry vagina?

blu-eyedwife · February 2013

Everyone I know is getting all excited about the NSync tour, which made me realize - I never listened to boy bands. Not NKTOB, not NSync, not Backstreet Boys. I know their songs, but I've never owned an album, listened to an album, and I'm not even sure I could tell you who was in what band (except I know Justin Timberlake was in NSync - right?)

Fianschneid · February 2013

blu-eyedwife:
Everyone I know is getting all excited about the NSync tour, which made me realize - I never listened to boy bands. Not NKTOB, not NSync, not Backstreet Boys. I know their songs, but I've never owned an album, listened to an album, and I'm not even sure I could tell you who was in what band (except I know Justin Timberlake was in NSync - right?)

My college roommate and I ironically bought tickets to an NSync concert. We made puff paint t-shirts (mine said "The future Mrs. Timberlake . . . It's Gonna Be me !!!) and learned the dance moves so we could do them at the show. We started to look less and less ironic. We got drunk before the concert and were asked, several times, to be seated once the show started.

emunbalanced · February 2013

I have a mild (harmless) crush on the guy at our local pharmacy. We shared a laugh at my driver's license the first time I went there after we moved, and I was sick so much last fall, that he recognizes me now. When I go into the store, I sometimes walk past the pharmacy counter just to see him. He's not even my type, but he has such a great personality and he's always so so nice. DH would laugh his azz off right now if he read this. He calls him my 'pharmacy boyfriend'. Ugh. Good thing I have a very non-jealous DH!

Jazzym12 · February 2013

emunbalanced:
I have a mild harmless crush on the guy at our local pharmacy. We shared a laugh at my driver's license the first time I went there after we moved, and I was sick so much last fall, that he recognizes me now. When I go into the store, I sometimes walk past the pharmacy counter just to see him. He's not even my type, but he has such a great personality and he's always so so nice. DH would laugh his azz off right now if he read this. He calls him my 'pharmacy boyfriend'. Ugh. Good thing I have a very nonjealous DH!

Now I want to know who. Is the guy at target? Both krogers don't have guys my sil is the pharmacist at one and I don't go to Walgreens or anything.

morsey2011 · February 2013

Packerfan79:
blueyedwife:
Everyone I know is getting all excited about the NSync tour, which made me realize nbsp; I never listened to boy bands.nbsp; Not NKTOB, not NSync, not Backstreet Boys.nbsp; I know their songs, but I've never owned an album, listened to an album, and I'm not even sure I could tell you who was in what band except I know Justin Timberlake was in NSync right?
NSYNC is touring???

Seriously. I think I just shat myself with excitement, Guess that will be my confession for today.

lisamonkee11 · February 2013

DH went to NYC this weekend to visit a friend & so I bought myself a steak to make for dinner tonight & a quart of chocolate ice cream that I plan on eating for desert. If I wasn't pregnant, I would be getting very very drunk tonight. And tomorrow night. Instead I'll just get full.

An a related note: it's been nearly 3 years since I've smoked weed & I miss it terribly. I kind of wish DH had let me take that job offer in CO just so I could go to a place where it's decriminalized. Though - I'd still be pregnant & therefore unable to toke. Boy do I miss it.

lisamonkee11 · February 2013

Oh & I can't STAND the July 2013 board. We really do have the best group of ladies around.

Nita2603 · February 2013

I may or may not have eaten 3 large bags of mini brownies in the last two days. And lost three pounds. I should have done the diet bet.

joolz17 · February 2013

I hate to disappoint you all but it's NKOTB and 98 degrees touring together. I already bought my tickets. I'm clearly not disappointed.

jwls84 · February 2013

lisamonkee11:
DH went to NYC this weekend to visit a friend amp; so I bought myself a steak to make for dinner tonight amp; a quart of chocolate ice cream that I plan on eating for desert. If I wasn't pregnant, I would be getting very very drunk tonight. And tomorrow night. Instead I'll just get full.An a related note: it's been nearly 3 years since I've smoked weed amp; I miss it terribly. I kind of wish DH had let me take that job offer in CO just so I could go to a place where it's decriminalized. Though I'd still be pregnant amp; therefore unable to toke. Boy do I miss it.nbsp;nbsp;

I had a really crazy panick attack caused by weed, which led me to taking a "break" from smoking it, but the last time I smoked... Before B was created, was so much fun and I kind of miss it too!
My FFFC, I forgot to mark down when my last AF was and now I have no clue when I am supposed to get it, except that I should have either already gotten it or should get it like this weekend! I hate not knowing when it'll start! I am paranoid and keeping running to the washroom to "check" if I have it ugh!

morsey2011 · February 2013

joolz17:
I hate to disappoint you all but it's NKOTB and 98 degrees touring together. I already bought my tickets. I'm clearly not disappointed.

I was thinking that. Justin Timberlake has new music coming out and I just don't see him doing a reunion tour. Boo.

wilsontl19191 · February 2013

lisamonkee11:
Oh amp; I can't STAND the July 2013 board. We really do have the best group of ladies around.

I'm not loving my BMB either!

missyishere · February 2013

jwls84:
lisamonkee11:
DH went to NYC this weekend to visit a friend amp; so I bought myself a steak to make for dinner tonight amp; a quart of chocolate ice cream that I plan on eating for desert. If I wasn't pregnant, I would be getting very very drunk tonight. And tomorrow night. Instead I'll just get full.An a related note: it's been nearly 3 years since I've smoked weed amp; I miss it terribly. I kind of wish DH had let me take that job offer in CO just so I could go to a place where it's decriminalized. Though I'd still be pregnant amp; therefore unable to toke. Boy do I miss it.nbsp;nbsp;

I had a really crazy panick attack caused by weed, which led me to taking a "break" from smoking it, but the last time I smoked... Before B was created, was so much fun and I kind of miss it too!
My FFFC, I forgot to mark down when my last AF was and now I have no clue when I am supposed to get it, except that I should have either already gotten it or should get it like this weekend! I hate not knowing when it'll start! I am paranoid and keeping running to the washroom to "check" if I have it ugh!

I had a full blown freak out after eating way too many pot brownies once. I smoked a lot back then, but those brownies are something else. The last time I smoked was after my mom. We found her stash and smoked in her memory. I probably would indulge from time to time again of it were legal here.

thetheisens · February 2013

I had a pms fueled freak out on one of the other managers at work today. I don't regret it. I hope he cries into his pillow tonight.

missyishere · February 2013

thetheisens:
I had a pms fueled freak out on one of the other managers at work today. I don't regret it. I hope he cries into his pillow tonight.nbsp;

Is it the same asshat who's been giving you shitt lately?

thetheisens · February 2013

missyleaferg:
thetheisens:
I had a pms fueled freak out on one of the other managers at work today. I don't regret it. I hope he cries into his pillow tonight.nbsp;
Is it the same asshat who's been giving you shitt lately?

Yes, he totally deserved it. I just wouldn't have been so mean about without the pms. I wanted to yell at dh a thousand times in the last couple days, but I knew it was my crazy hormones, so I pushed the rage down. The guy at work got all the pent up rage.I kinda wish I could be that b!tch more often.

RichardSlap · February 2013

I love my new job, but my schedule is really taking a toll on my sex life. I haven't had any in a few weeks and I feel like I'm on that Seinfeld episode. I have lost all ability to be rational about anything and I would pretty much do it with the next person to offer.

emunbalanced · February 2013

Jazzym12:
emunbalanced:
I have a mild harmless crush on the guy at our local pharmacy. We shared a laugh at my driver's license the first time I went there after we moved, and I was sick so much last fall, that he recognizes me now. When I go into the store, I sometimes walk past the pharmacy counter just to see him. He's not even my type, but he has such a great personality and he's always so so nice. DH would laugh his azz off right now if he read this. He calls him my 'pharmacy boyfriend'. Ugh. Good thing I have a very nonjealous DH!
Now I want to know who. Is the guy at target? Both krogers don't have guys my sil is the pharmacist at one and I don't go to Walgreens or anything.

haha Walmart. Ugh. He has reddish, buzzed hair. And an earring. I am very embarrassed by this crush lol

Jazzym12 · February 2013

emunbalanced:
Jazzym12:
emunbalanced:
I have a mild harmless crush on the guy at our local pharmacy. We shared a laugh at my driver's license the first time I went there after we moved, and I was sick so much last fall, that he recognizes me now. When I go into the store, I sometimes walk past the pharmacy counter just to see him. He's not even my type, but he has such a great personality and he's always so so nice. DH would laugh his azz off right now if he read this. He calls him my 'pharmacy boyfriend'. Ugh. Good thing I have a very nonjealous DH!

Now I want to know who. Is the guy at target? Both krogers don't have guys my sil is the pharmacist at one and I don't go to Walgreens or anything.
haha Walmart. Ugh. He has reddish, buzzed hair. And an earring. I am very embarrassed by this crush lol 

I refuse to go to Walmart but I might make a special trip just to see your crush now!

emunbalanced · February 2013

Jazzym12:
emunbalanced:
Jazzym12:
emunbalanced:
I have a mild harmless crush on the guy at our local pharmacy. We shared a laugh at my driver's license the first time I went there after we moved, and I was sick so much last fall, that he recognizes me now. When I go into the store, I sometimes walk past the pharmacy counter just to see him. He's not even my type, but he has such a great personality and he's always so so nice. DH would laugh his azz off right now if he read this. He calls him my 'pharmacy boyfriend'. Ugh. Good thing I have a very nonjealous DH!

Now I want to know who. Is the guy at target? Both krogers don't have guys my sil is the pharmacist at one and I don't go to Walgreens or anything.
haha Walmart. Ugh. He has reddish, buzzed hair. And an earring. I am very embarrassed by this crush lol 

I refuse to go to Walmart but I might make a special trip just to see your crush now!

Oh great lol don't judge me! Or tell on me!

nittanyllama · February 2013

WineBaby22:
I'm pretty sure I can't bring myself to use the Diva Cup strictly because of its name. I guess I'm not Diva material.

This made me laugh. Maybe try another one like the Lunette? Smile

missyishere · February 2013

thetheisens:
missyleaferg:
thetheisens:
I had a pms fueled freak out on one of the other managers at work today. I don't regret it. I hope he cries into his pillow tonight.nbsp;
Is it the same asshat who's been giving you shitt lately?
Yes, he totally deserved it. I just wouldn't have been so mean about without the pms. I wanted to yell at dh a thousand times in the last couple days, but I knew it was my crazy hormones, so I pushed the rage down. The guy at work got all the pent up rage.I kinda wish I could be that b!tch more often.

Inspired by a Parenting confession today: eat a bunch of asparagus one day and piss all over his car. Wait until after AF, though. That may be taking it too far.

LCass · February 2013

WineBaby22:
I'm pretty sure I can't bring myself to use the Diva Cup strictly because of its name. I guess I'm not Diva material.

Haha, I hate the name of it, but love the Cup. I especially think it's ridiculous that they give you a little pin that says "Diva" and think you'll wear it or stick it on your bag or something. The thing is ridiculous and I've been tempted a few times to use it for a prank by sticking it on someone else's coat or something.

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