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October 2011 Moms
UO or Judgments anyone?
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Re: UO or Judgments anyone?
GOD YES. This is infuriating. Especially now, where a thong isn't your only option.
Oh yea? That's nothing. My kid will say 'Cahhhhh!!!!!!!!' over and over again. He's from Boston, apparently. Also, he'll do a car/truck combo 'cahh-uck!!!!'. Did it today in Fred Meyer at the top of his lungs.
Dude, I have such a hard time finding undies that don't give me lines. I have very wide, squishy hips(even when I'm a smaller size). Thongs almost always are too tight on my hips and when I get a big enough size for them the crotch is too long and big. The same with boy shorts, the ass ends up baggy. And my butt is plenty big, my hips are just that big. I just go without in some outfits if I can get away with it.
I am pretty sure my kid said "sh*t" the other day. I can't possibly imagine where he would get that from. Maybe P!NK?
Lol! One of E's first words was "cahhhh" but my dad is from NE and sometimes his accent comes out so I totally blame him! Everything with wheels was a cah though, he was like 3 when he started saying truck which I was so happy about because we skipped the f word stage. Until he picked up the f word from his bio dad, oops!
This reminded me of my best friend growing up. Her little brother was 6 years younger than us. She taught him to swear, and then taught him to say he learned it from "Mommy and Daddy fighting"
BFP #1: July 12, 2010 Natural M/C: July 26, 2010
BFP #2: January 30 ,2011 Born: September 29, 2011
BFP #3: January 5, 2013 Born: August 25, 2013
Watching porn=moist vagina
The Colombians we worked with did this regularly (but brushed their teeth after every single thing they ate and left the room to blow their nose, it was strange). One time I was telling my friend/cow-worker that I'd been in the bathroom at the same time as the secretary who hadn't washed her hands after I heard her removing/putting on a pad. A few minutes later she handed my friend a note and the poor girl didn't know what to do because she didn't want to take the note from her.
BFP #1: July 12, 2010 Natural M/C: July 26, 2010
BFP #2: January 30 ,2011 Born: September 29, 2011
BFP #3: January 5, 2013 Born: August 25, 2013
Crystal, maybe you could try this. It is long lasting!
Agh! That grosses me out too. A lot of ladies in my office will put their hands under the water for like a second and not use any soap. I don't think that counts. I judge them too. I also judge people in the bathroom at work that talk on their phone. I don't get that.
Sorry
I'm currently judging the HR lady that I interviewed with last week who told me she'd get back to me Friday afternoon... I haven't heard from her yet & I'm getting very anxious.
Lol....my vagina is old too i guess.
I had some issues a few months ago and since then its all dry.
Lol at one point i was so dry that i was advised to use nipple cream....
It was awesome.
Judge away girls because DH and I are taking a week's vacation to celebrate our 10 year anniversary in August. My kids will be 5 years, 22 months and 9 months. We will soooo need that time away by then--not to mention, we haven't been able to afford to get away just the two of us since before DD. Cannot wait to have an adult vacation.
Back in high school I worked at a call center. The older lady who worked next to me would poke her head around the cube and talk. She told me one night she had a horrible yeast infection. I was like "ooohhh, thanks for sharing" then she said so I'm unzipping to air out.
She had her pants totally unzipped, barf.
About 10 years ago I worked with a pastry chef who was nasty. She would always talk about pinching a loaf, prairie doggin' it and so forth, she would also say she couldn't tell if she a had a yeast infection or just a lot of "hot sex." She also shared that she never wore underwear. We get our uniforms laundered professionally. Those poor, poor, laundry people.
She would also brag about her BF looking like Chris Elliot. Um, why are you bragging about that, gag.
Fingers crossed for you, hon.
And Penny, that's just nasty. I literally got a little gaggy.
You go girl, hope that you have plenty of hot vacation sex
So then a girl texts me saying she is cding but would like 20 disposables as back up. I tell her they are spoken for and I would have preferred to get rid of them at once anyways.
So she goes off on me like a mad person. How its terrible that I use sposis anyways, how she hates that people want to make stipulations, how she is not asking for a lot.
Holy entitlement. I did not even bother.
Wow, what nerve.
The first word Gator said was "shiit", only for us to figure out after a few weeks, she was saying "sit!"
We left Gator for five days when she was 5mo. :::GASP!:::
By choice. :::GASP!:::
To go to Vegas. :::GASP!:::
Those awful parents. Im sure they probably forgot they had a child completely. Probably didnt miss their kid one bit.
Not once did I think about Gator while I was gone or miss her. Parents who choose to "leave" their kids, they will never have a bond with their child like parents who never leave their child's side. How dare someone choose to vacation without their child once in awhile.....that means they don't care.
::::hardcore side eye and lots of sarcasm::::
Because I know you were all holding your breath for me to weigh in:
I judge Crystal for posting a confession in the UO thread. You couldn't wait 24 hours to share your sad vagina?
I judge Elsa for saying she didn't miss or think about her 5 month old baby while in Vegas. Go to Vegas, but at least miss your kid.
I judge anyone who ever ate Nilla wafers at any time of day. If you're going to eat processed crap, it should be Cheetos.
I judge anyone who judges what a kid eats from the age of now until olderish. I mean, I just started eating coconut a month ago. You don't know my lyfe.
We still have our Christmas wreath up on our front door.
Richard has spoken.
i judge you for obviously not reading my post completely that it was said with sarcasm.
Okay, now that I reread it I see that you were being facetious. You still look like an azz though. Just a facetious azz.
I agree with you, wine baby.
Yeah, I judge me too!
I judge the fat old men on the beach... I'm bumping on vacation just for you, missy... Who think its appropriate to wear a speedo, it's even less appropriate to lay down spread eagle in said speedo. I also judged the guy last night, after I stopped hysterically laughing at him, who thought fluffing up his hair to look like a rooster, was going to cover up all of his bald spots. He passed our room 6 times and it never got unfunny.
PIP or it didn't happen!
And thanks for bumping just for me!