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UOs.
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Re: UOs.
This is one of the main reasons we're friends, of course. My DH swears I am a female Larry David.
Truth.
BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12
Absolutely. It's just so spot on.
I know. I am so tired of hearing it. This baby could be a boy and be a ton of drama. I know my H caused his parents a lot more grief then his sister ever did.
I am so proud of my DD and what she does so I get all irrationally offended when people make ridiculous comments. I honestly dream of my DD becoming president...yes I am one of those parents.
I think it's hilarious. I spent one day watching all the videos.
I have two girls. Combined, they give me less drama than my friend's one son.
Her songs are catchy, but I feel secondhand embarrassment for her with the new ones. I mean, she is back with her husband now but she will be on stage singing about his whiskey d!ck for a lifetime.
This will be DD1. She already makes me take out three or four dresses before she decides which color, style, length is right for her very fashion foward day with the rest of the 2-3 year olds.
Told you it was a UO!
As far as some of the other topics go, here is where I stand:
I do not purposely fart in the presence of anyone. Nor do I find it funny. If it slips out, I say excuse me. My DH and I are very comfortable with each other, I just prefer to keep bathroom type stuff in the bathroom.
I had a cheesecake once with Nutella as the topping, it was yummy and I'm not a huge cheesecake fan.
I am an extremely picky eater. I hope my DS eats like DH, there are only like 5 things he doesn't like.
If men's toenails are gross, get a pedi! Yuck.
Two pieces are cute on little girls.
Kanye is an a but I like his music.
Did I miss anything important?
First we had eachother.5.27.11
Then we had you.6.16.12
Now we have everything.
this is me waiting for you at the nail salon RTV...
Seriously, I always sing about my DH's whiskey ***. Actually, I can't sing so I just talk about it.
KB - you must not have not seen the BIO I was referring and don't know what I'm talking about so STFU.
ETA- just in case you don't know I'm joking...
“I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
IT WAS YOU.
Hahaha. I am going to go get a pedi to spite you.
Also, whenever I see your username.. I always think of the Louis Gosset Jr character "Chappy" in the Iron Eagle movies lol.
Ahem.
Apparently, I can't drink enough to get WD. If the soldier can't stand at attention, I'm unconscious!
You can start an afternoon UO thread if you like! Usually that one is lots of fun!
Totally me! My only beef with guys getting nails done is that when I go for pedi, I'm normally going some place (like wedding or something) and need to wear open toe shoes/feet need to look presentable. A guy going to a wedding is going to wear closed toe shoes/don't "need" pedi as much as me = come back later. It's ok... I don't have anywhere to be any time soon. Go RTV. Go and get your pedi.
Also, feel free to call me Chappy. IRL "happy chappy" or "chaps" were used on a daily basis.
Meh. Everyone has different spending priorities. We can afford new clothes, but when I am lucky enough to receive hand-me-downs, I am happy to take them. I'd just much rather spend the money on fun activities or books or educational toys. My kid appreciates all those things much more than clothes at this age...when he's a teen, maybe not. We'll see!
For example: people making New Years resolutions to eat better, cut out the carbs and eat more veg and fruit. Uhhhh what do you think you're eating if not carbs??
Also using the term "omegas" to refer to that kind of supplement.
What about electrolyte? It's what plants crave.
I'm a hypocrite in a weird kind of way. I'll explain.
Sometimes (usually in a playful way) I like to be a devil's advocate. In some conversations it can be quite fun, so long as it's not a very sensitive topic and everyone can stay jolly. And I often appreciate others who play devil's advocate in the same way.
But my younger brother and a handful of other people I speak to on a regular basis take playing devil's advocate to a whole new level. They'll do it just for the sake of being contrary, and to get a real rise out of others - as in, make them angry on purpose.
For instance, my brother may not have any particularly strong feelings on Topic XYZ but as soon as someone who does feel strongly about XYZ brings that topic up he will jibe and argue and poke and prod and do everything he can to contradict that person and try to prove how completely wrong they are for ever feeling the way they do. Then he'll just shut down and walk away, without a single care for the fact that he just seriously pissed off/insulted that person. I seriously cannot stand it.
I don't know why I stuck that in here, I just noticed this thing done got all slow and sh!t. So there.
// I love you too. //
I believe it's called "Trolling"
Generally, if the person is trying to get a laugh. As it is, my brother is just being a d!ck. I'd actually respect him more if he were being a troll, lol.
// I love you too. //
+1
Cake > Cupcakes > Cookies > Pie
All are delicious.
Waffles > Pancakes
See, I love some pie. In fact, I ate approximately 2 a week during my 2nd tri. It's a mystery why I gained more than my fair share of pregnancy weight.
Pancakes are gross with chocolate chips in them.
What if you sprinkle them on top of hot pancakes? So they just melt ever so slightly?
My sister used to love that as a kid.
You wanna know something really shocking?! I don't really like chocolate unless it's dark chocolate. I could probably go a whole year without eating chocolate, and I'd be perfectly fine with it. The most shocking news I saw on TB was someone telling me in the UO thread on SAHM that she doesn't like gifs.
Chocolate chip + strawberry pancakes are amazing.
Dark Chocolate is the best.
A lot of stuff sold as milk chocolate in the US isn't even real chocolate.
That gif is amazeballs. I had a post it ready for that UO, lemme tell ya.
Dark Chocolate for everyone!!11!!!!!1!!!111!!!
And I really want some of this for my ice cream:
Dark chocolate covered pom is my favorite sweet indulgence lately. I've tried to stay away from sweets recently, since I ate my way through 2011 and part of 2012.