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UOs.

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Re: UOs.

  • I don't have anything. I'd say I hate Valentine's Day, but that probably not an UO.
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  • Gonna do it right...

    UO: I really don't like baked beans.
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  • Thinking about it
    .. I actually don't like most beans. Black beans... Yuck. Pinto beans... Yuck.

    I like green beans though. Why are they calld beans though? They aren't shaped like other round little beans.
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  • imageRockyTopVols:
    Gonna do it right...UO: I really don't like baked beans.

    I don't either. In fact, I don't like most typical barbeque/picnic foods--potato salad, corn, beans, corn bread, flavored chips, anything else with mayonnaise or mustard, and any meat with barbeque sauce. Needless to say, sometimes there is not much I'll eat at get-togethers!

    However, I do like lima beans. :) 

    My UO: I don't like cheesecake. 

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  • imageRockyTopVols:
    Gonna do it right... UO: I really don't like baked beans.

    I don't either.  I don't like coleslaw either.  Yuck.


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    imageRockyTopVols:
    Thinking about it .. I actually don't like most beans. Black beans... Yuck. Pinto beans... Yuck. I like green beans though. Why are they calld beans though? They aren't shaped like other round little beans.

    Green beans are the freaking worst of all beans!

    Green beans are my favorite too.  If I had my way, I would not put beans in my chili, but DH likes them in here.


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  • But how do you eat Chipotle without at least a few beans in there?!?!


    I know right??? No beans secretly means hide a couple of those bastards in your burrito.
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    imageRockyTopVols:
    Gonna do it right... UO: I really don't like baked beans.

    Baked beans make me want to vom in my mouth.  I cannot understand how anyone likes them... 

    But how do you eat Chipotle without at least a few beans in there?!?!

    tell them no beans and extra rice! 

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  • Keeping up with the food theme.

    UO:  I don't like chicken noodle soup.  Yucko.


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  • ::Waits for the inevitable "omg, not a bunch of food uo" posts::
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  • imagePfft:

    :wipes sleepy eyes:

    Why you start so earlllyyy!

    I dunno. Sorry. I guess that's my UO. Except that's not an O. It's just U. 

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  • My UO: I don't understand couples that claim they don't fart in front of each other. 

    I could see that lasting during the honeymoon phase of a relationship, but past that, I feel like if you are not comfortable farting in front of your husband, that's weird.  Plus I just don't understand how it's logistically possible.  If I didn't fart in front of DH and vice versa, we'd be in separate rooms 90% of the time.

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  • imageWordsmith226:

    I'm trying and trying to find one that is not food or clothing related.

    It's difficult.

    So, I will go with this: I don't believe that holidays must be celebrated on that particular day to be special or "to count" as the holiday.  I used to say that about every holiday except NYE, but living abroad has made me reconsider that too.  It's all flexible.

    I'm down with this. 

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  • I think people who claim they don't have time to shower are liars who lie. You can always find time to take a shower!
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  • I can't think of one that is not clothing / food related. Sorry!

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    I think people who claim they don't have time to shower are liars who lie. You can always find time to take a shower!

     

    Yes.

    Omg I haven't showered in 3 days.  I just don't have the time.  

     

    oh stfu and stop being a damn martyr

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    imageGlitter Pop:
    I think people who claim they don't have time to shower are liars who lie. You can always find time to take a shower!

     

    Yes.

    Omg I haven't showered in 3 days.  I just don't have the time.  

     

    oh stfu and stop being a damn martyr



    Exactly!! I mean come on there is ALWAYS time for hygiene!
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  • imagePfft:
    imageGlitter Pop:
    I think people who claim they don't have time to shower are liars who lie. You can always find time to take a shower!
    Besides, there's always time for a whore's bath. Smile

    Not to be confused with a horse bath

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  • imagePfft:
    I hate when people use the words "uber" and "sans" in real life. It feels so contrived.

    I also feel this way about the use of "sick" as a positive adjective. 

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  • imagerobinsokj:

    imagePfft:
    imageGlitter Pop:
    I think people who claim they don't have time to shower are liars who lie. You can always find time to take a shower!
    Besides, there's always time for a whore's bath. Smile

    Not to be confused with a horse bath

    Or a hose bath. As in, hosebeast. 

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  • From the other thread, I don't understand the appeal of nipple piercings. They seem like they'd be more of a hindrance than a tool during foreplay.
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  • I think Keurigs are over-glorified pieces of plastic crap
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    yall are crazy! 

    BBQ ribs, chicken, brisket! OMG my mouth is watering.

    As for the sides i agree most can DAIF. Who thought smothering potatoes in mayo or mustard and pickles was a good idea?

    A genius, that's who. I don't even like mayo under normal circumstances, but potato salad is the business. Not just any potato salad, though. For instance in Panama, "potato salad" is potatoes, mayo, peas & carrots. Peas and carrots! It's the only part of my heritage I'm ashamed of. 

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  • imagerobinsokj:
    I think Keurigs are overglorified pieces of plastic crap

    Yes!! And the grounds I've tasted from other people's keurigs haven't been anything spectacular.


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  • imagerobinsokj:
    I think Keurigs are overglorified pieces of plastic crap


    Psh, they're super convenient. DH and I like different types of coffee so it's nice to make just one cup of each kind.
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  • imageReeseFox:

    I don't even like mayo

    For the third week in a row, I defend mayo's awesome deliciousness.

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  • The Man with the Yellow Hat is a total pushover. He lets that monkey get away with far too much.
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  • My UO:

    Just because I can do coworker's job better than she can doesn't mean my boss should give it to me to do. I mean, WTF is she going to do with four hours of extra time each day? Am I going to get paid her four hours of wages??? Seems to be a very UO at work that the person who gets paid to do the job should actually DO the effing job!!! I'm getting a migraine again.

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  • imagerobinsokj:
    I think Keurigs are over-glorified pieces of plastic crap

    I don't drink coffee, but DH is a coffee snob, and he says this exact same thing. 

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  • imageMrsGoodkat:
    The Man with the Yellow Hat is a total pushover. He lets that monkey get away with far too much.


    Omg! I totally agree! Someone also needs to call CPA because he leaves him alone all day by himself!! Of course he is going to get into mischief!
  • I like John Mayer. I think he's secksayyy and I would totally hit that sh'it.
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  • I will try my best here-- this is what I have got

    I have a really strong preference for another DD (over a DS) should I have another baby.  I know this is ridiculous and I should just be happy to be able to get pregnant, carry to term and deliver a healthy baby, but I can't help feeling this way.  I sighed a thousand sighs of relief when we found out DD was a DD.

    Even after two first tri miscarriages, I still feel this way.

    I am terrified I won't be able to do a good job raising a son.

     

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  • Pinterest is so last year.

    Actually most social media is kind of snoozeville for me right now. Too much sponsored content, too much of an echo chamber with everyone doing and buying all the same stuff. Boooring!

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  • I saw a story this morning about a group of high school students in Indiana that is boycotting their prom and scheduling their own because the school is allowing gay people to attend. Not even go together as same-sex dates (the horror!), but just ATTEND the prom. My UO is that it made me think that I would be far more embarassed if DS was part of a bigoted group like this than if he was a petty criminal.



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  • imageKarschingham:
    I like John Mayer. I think he's secksayyy and I would totally hit that sh'it.

     

    OMG me too.

     

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  • imageLittle Jerry:
    I saw a story this morning about a group of high school students in Indiana that is boycotting their prom and scheduling their own because the school is allowing gay people to attend. Not even go together as same-sex dates (the horror!), but just ATTEND the prom. My UO is that it made me think that I would be far more embarassed if DS was part of a bigoted group like this than if he was a petty criminal.

    This is so weird to me.

    I graduated HS in 2005. In Texas. In a very red part of Texas. And we had quite a few same-sex couples attend no problem.

    There were about 800 seniors in my graduating class though so- I am sure there was some dissenting opinion but no one really noticed or cared what they thought.

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    imageKarschingham:
    I like John Mayer. I think he's secksayyy and I would totally hit that sh'it.

     

    OMG me too.

    No, gross!




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  • imageLittle Jerry:
    I saw a story this morning about a group of high school students in Indiana that is boycotting their prom and scheduling their own becuase the school is allowing gay people to attend. Not even go together as same-sex dates (the horror!), but just ATTEND the prom. My UO is that it made me think that I would be far more embarassed if DS was part of a bigoted group like this than if he was a petty criminal.

    I can't believe this is still even an issue. I mean, I can, but why? I couldn't care less if a guy wants to be with another guy, or a girl with a girl. Unless of course he is hot and smart like Anderson Cooper and then its a just a loss for women ...

     

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  • I generally dislike sequels and trilogies to Disney (animated) movies. Mulan 2? Lady and the Tramp 2?

     

    The only exception I can find is Toy Story. Toy Story 3 makes me cry it's so moving. 

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    imageLittle Jerry:
    I saw a story this morning about a group of high school students in Indiana that is boycotting their prom and scheduling their own becuase the school is allowing gay people to attend. Not even go together as same-sex dates (the horror!), but just ATTEND the prom. My UO is that it made me think that I would be far more embarassed if DS was part of a bigoted group like this than if he was a petty criminal.

    I can't believe this is still even an issue. I mean, I can, but why? I couldn't care less if a guy wants to be with another guy, or a girl with a girl. Unless of course he is hot and smart like Anderson Cooper and then its a just a loss for women ...

     

    Haven't you heard? If two guys (or girls) hook up with each other it totally affects your bedroom life and its meaning.  

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