Vagina v Twinkie

tinyhumantoe · January 2013

Yah, I was raised to call it a twinkie. Indifferent

Here is something to consider. I have it bookmarked on my computer along with the 'I've started telling my daughters I'm beautiful' bit.

"Tricky People" Are the New Strangers.
https://www.checklistmommy.com/2012/02/09/tricky-people-are-the-new-strangers/

angeleighhh · January 2013

LOL.

btw... I missed you tht!!

LILBIT1221 · January 2013

Hi.

I missed seeing Winnie's cute face.

All the men folk in my house refer to their penis/testicles as "tenders"

MarisaKathleen · January 2013

Is it weird that I have no memory whatsoever of calling it anything growing up? When we give N a bath at night, my DH will tell her all her body parts as we're washing and he always says "baby lady bits." It's hilarious.

3monkeysmama · January 2013

LILBIT1221:
Hi.

I missed seeing Winnie's cute face.

All the men folk in my house refer to their penis/testicles as "tenders"

Same here, thanks Kung Fu Panda! But they do know penis and vagina.

kegallagh · January 2013

Jreidknox:
we grew up calling it pee-pee box and poo-poo box. my children will say their body parts. THOUGH, it does lead to some pretty awkward moments...my friend was walking her 2 year-old through the grocery store, and he kept pulling at his crotch. She kept asking him what was wrong, and trying to get him to stop. Well, he suddenly yelled out as loud as he could "MOMMY, MY PENIS ITCHES!!!!"
tehehe

My son? Yep, he's the king of these awkward moments.

"Look! I can see the horse's penis!" on the pony rides at the fair. This was yelled about 10x before I was able to distract him.

"Did that baby come from your vagina? Did it hurt a little?" to a mom (holding a newborn) at the park.

tinyhumantoe · January 2013

angeleighhh:
LOL. btw... I missed you tht!!

I was gonna call you out and say hi

angeleighhh · January 2013

tinyhumantoe:
angeleighhh:
LOL.

btw... I missed you tht!!
I was gonna call you out and say hi

I feel special ;] how are you!?

danabsd · January 2013

MarisaKathleen:
Is it weird that I have no memory whatsoever of calling it anything growing up?nbsp; When we give N a bath at night, my DH will tell her all her body parts as we're washing and he always says "baby lady bits."nbsp; It's hilarious.

Me neither... And that's kindof adorable!

tinyhumantoe · January 2013

LILBIT1221:
Hi.

I missed seeing Winnie's cute face.

All the men folk in my house refer to their penis/testicles as "tenders"

Hi. I missed seeing little Luke. I have some catching up to do on IG!

My 4yo niece asked me why a girl would have a penis in her butt Indifferent hole.

I was speechless/mortified/concerned. How did she know about anal sex??? As I was panicking, she started singing "junk in the trunk, junk in the trunk." My brother calls his penis his Junk, and they called her butt The Trunk when she was younger. She's recently been schooled on the real words, and apparently the vocab worlds collide to form anal sex. I wonder if CPS has been called at her preschool.

Shazzie116 · January 2013

I don't remember what I was told to call a vagina or penis, if anything. I think we mostly referred to it as "down there".

angelicbrunette23 · January 2013

love that!

jenndub · January 2013

anitalynn:
Taco!? Burrito!? What's that in your speedo!?!!

Spartan spirit!

kayohh · January 2013

so growing up my sister and i always called it a tuti (tu-tee or 2T) then someone just recently told me its a character on yo gabba gabba?!?!?

my cousin (who is a girl) has always called it her pee-wee-herman... WEIRD.

ill say weiner or privates to LO....

[Deleted User] · January 2013

I was always taught the proper names for body parts, and I will do the same for my kid(s). I'm mentally prepared for them to yell out "vagina"!!! or whathaveyou.

thebanich · January 2013

My BFF's mom always called her vagina her "tutu" and to this day BFF flinches if she hears anyone say it. I like to send her cards with pictures of tutus on them (the skirt, not vagina).

I don't mind the cutesy names but I'm not going to use them all the time and make my children feel embarrassed to say the real word. My mother always says "girl parts" and I just shake my head.

tinyhumantoe · January 2013

mnkate:
I can't remember what we used to call part either. But I remember my little sister used to call it her "Virginia".
I'm already mentally preparing for the day Augs decide to yell, "PENIS!!!" In Target or somewhere equally public.

Ohh yes, it's you with the Augie! I thought it was you! I said in the name thread that I just swoon over your little guy. That has been my favorite name for a long time.

Hyaline · January 2013

anitalynn:
mnkate:

I can't remember what we used to call part either. But I remember my little sister used to call it her "Virginia".

Brings whole new meaning to that song "Meet Virginia"

My goddaughter's name is Virginia...whelp, there's something to look forward to.

tinyhumantoe · January 2013

alinich71:
anitalynn:
mnkate:

I can't remember what we used to call part either. But I remember my little sister used to call it her "Virginia".

Brings whole new meaning to that song "Meet Virginia"

I can't wait to...meet Virginia, yeah...
Also, I love that this is the first THT post I have seen in a while. What is Winnie going to call hers?

Hi, I've been hiding I've caught myself saying twinkie a couple times, but we're going with vagina.

tinyhumantoe · January 2013

angeleighhh:
I feel special ;] how are you!?

Not bad I miss looking at Winnie's buddies on IG. Gonna get back on track & checkin' it more!

tinyhumantoe · January 2013

Hyaline:
anitalynn:
mnkate:

I can't remember what we used to call part either. But I remember my little sister used to call it her "Virginia".

Brings whole new meaning to that song "Meet Virginia"

My goddaughter's name is Virginia...whelp, there's something to look forward to.

bahahahaha

MarisaKathleen · January 2013

Just so everyone knows, I still find the word weiner hilarious. No, I'm not a 12yo boy. I just chuckle to myself everytime I hear or see the word weiner. Much less say it.

linzeek44 · January 2013

This brings me back to teaching preschool. I had a little boy who would announce, "Ms. Lindsay, my penis is sooo big," Every time he used the bathroom.

I has a mirrored observation booth and there were always visitors there to witness his daily penis proclamation.

tinyhumantoe · January 2013

mnkate:
yay!! I responded to you in the other thread, but I'm so happy you're a fan! FWIW, I told DH about Winnie and now it's on his list - we both love her name too :0)

Awww!

DH isn't all the way on board with Augie, but I'll work on that the last 20 weeks of my future boy-pregnancy I will win.

Gwendolyn is the traditional "Winnie".... We considered that and Wendolyn. But circa 1904 "Winnie" was in the top 100 names according to Soc Sec Admin, so I figured hey - it's a standalone name - and the day we had her we decided F it, that's what we love.

bosha711 · January 2013

I don't remember what we called our parts growing up.

MH just recently taught our 2 yr old son "penis", but he points to it & says "peanuts". It's pretty cute.

MrsNejedlo · February 2013

We will most likely go with vagina, when my sisters and I were little we called it a pee-pee. MH's family calls it a patooter, not sure why, but we will not be using that either. I feel not using the right words will make it weird when she is older. I still laugh everytime the weinie song comes up on her silly songs in the car.

Want a personalized experience?

Vagina v Twinkie

Re: Vagina v Twinkie

Choose Another Board

Search Boards