3rd Trimester

Sometimes I like to scare people at stores when I'm shopping

and they ask me when I'm due and tell them I'm due any day. Then I'm sure to hold onto my belly and waddle out the store like I'm about to give birth. The look on their faces is fun.

I've really hated pregnancy but the feeling I get from doing this feels oddly good. bwahahah lol

Re: Sometimes I like to scare people at stores when I'm shopping

  • Lol, sounds like something I would do!
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  • I demand video of this.
  • LOL! i was JUST going to post something about this. I love the look on their face when I tell them I am due. I can't wait to go somewhere tomorrow when I am officially overdue and have people ask, and I can say "Yesterday" hahahaha. I love freaking people out.
    Mom to 2 beautiful girls, 3 yrs and 22 months old. My 2nd was born at 32 weeks due to Rhogam failure/severe complications from Rh disease and is our miracle. She has bilateral auditory neuropathy and a cochlear implant, activated 4/5/2012 at 19 months. Lilypie First Birthday tickers
  • Hahah def. something I would do!
  • I'm about to go do this myself!  I have some errands to run, only this time I'm genuinely afraid my water may break in public! 
  • On Black Friday some guy in the store was being a real jerk to his kids and this is my biggest pet peeve...(they don't like shopping and being dragged around all day any more than he does!) so when he pushed his cart around to the other aisle I made sure I was in the way and pretended like the cart hit my stomach. He looked like a deer and I was a Mack truck. I made a noise like "UGH!" and held my stomach....this made my day. Stupid jerk.
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