Blah blah blah, heard all that before. And I'm sure 20 other people will come here to say the exact crap.
I guess I just don't think our need for fertility treatments was so dramatic and terrible. If we hadn't gotten pregnant, there are plenty of kids who need homes. Hell, the fertility issue is kind of a blessing now. Extra back up protection.
Was this for the new people that didn't know what kind of person you are?
Duh. It's cunnt awareness day.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
So the school is concerned about the girl being a target of bullying, but they want to make her carry a cooler full of breastmilk around with her all day?
The cooler that came with my pump is a maybe 8 inch cube. It looks like one of those insulated lunch boxes and is capable of holding 6 5 oz bottles. If she is pumping more than that during the school day, she is a rock star.
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Thinking she can pull off proper pumping in 10 minutes is insane and ignorant. But we should expect nothing less from you as those two words are the best ones to describe you.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
I BF my kid for a whole year and most of the time I worked full time, 12 hour shifts.
It NEVER took me thirty minutes to pump. Not once. Not even in the hospital when I first did it. I was actually advised to not spend more than ten minutes each breast at the pump. And also, laugh all you want. I pumped every four hours I was away from her and I didn't have supply issues until much later when she was night weaned and pumping wasn't the issue.
Take a test while you're engorged? Try scraping shitt off someone's asss while you're engorged. If you want to BF, you do it.
That is all irrelevant anyhow, since we don't know what this girl's pumping schedule is like or what the school is assuming about it.
Good for you.
1) It's no more than 20 minutes per breast.
2) You were lucky to not have supply issues. Many are not and have to pump far more often than that. You are an exception by far.
3) You are not taking into account that she won't be able to leave her pump set up- she will have to set everything up, pump, clean everything, put it away, then go to class. There is a lot of added time to even your 10 minutes.
4) Doing both at once doesn't work for everyone. I got far better results going one at a time and massaging.
5) Last I checked, it doesn't take 50 minutes to change a diaper. And pretty sure taking a test requires a bit more concentration and deep thinking.
Thinking she can pull off proper pumping in 10 minutes is insane and ignorant. But we should expect nothing less from you as those two words are the best ones to describe you.
1. Meh, I was told differently and that staying at the pump too long was bad. By a really awesome LC, so whatev.
2. I didn't say I never had supply issues. I said my supply issues weren't due to lack of pumping. I don't think I'm an exception, except here. Everyone I know IRL BF pretty much the same amount of time and did roughly the same thing. No probs. I know because we work together.
3. I always set my pump up, pumped, and cleaned the parts when I was done. Still....I was in the bathroom about 15 minutes. You can go four hours without nursing or pumping. It's something that could be taken care of during lunch. As long as the school is a bit more accommodating.
4. Not as great results > no results
5. Regardless....you're going to run into things like that if you're BFing. It can be uncomfy. That doesn't mean "Well, give up, don't do it at all!"
The LC you had was an idiot, or was just telling you based on your needs, or most likely she said something and all you heard was "squawksquawksquawk". Kids need to be fed bm ever 1-2 hours; it took me 45 minutes to do both sides, and about 5 minutes or more to really clean the pump.
Also, you're a biitch.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
Brandi Bee having one child does not make you an expert. With DD I found breast feeding easy. I didn't understand why it was a struggle with some people. Now I have DS where barely a day goes by that I don't struggle with feeding him. So please do everyone a favor and STFU.
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 I BF my kid for a whole year and most of the time I worked full time, 12 hour shifts.  
It NEVER took me thirty minutes to pump.  Not once.  Not even in the hospital when I first did it.  I was actually advised to not spend more than ten minutes each breast at the pump.    And also, laugh all you want.  I pumped every four hours I was away from her and I didn't have supply issues until much later when she was night weaned and pumping wasn't the issue.  
Take a test while you're engorged?  Try scraping shitt off someone's asss while you're engorged.  If you want to BF, you do it.  
That is all irrelevant anyhow, since we don't know what this girl's pumping schedule is like or what the school is assuming about it.  
Good for you. 
1) It's no more than 20 minutes per breast. 
2) You were lucky to not have supply issues. Many are not and have to pump far more often than that. You are an exception by far.
 3) You are not taking into account that she won't be able to leave her pump set up- she will have to set everything up, pump, clean everything, put it away, then go to class. There is a lot of added time to even your 10 minutes.
4) Doing both at once doesn't work for everyone. I got far better results going one at a time and massaging. 
5) Last I checked, it doesn't take 50 minutes to change a diaper. And pretty sure taking a test requires a bit more concentration and deep thinking.
Thinking she can pull off proper pumping in 10 minutes is insane and ignorant. But we should expect nothing less from you as those two words are the best ones to describe you.
 
1.  Meh, I was told differently and that staying at the pump too long was bad.  By a really awesome LC, so whatev.
2. I didn't say I never had supply issues.  I said my supply issues weren't due to lack of pumping.  I don't think I'm an exception, except here.  Everyone I know IRL BF pretty much the same amount of time and did roughly the same thing.  No probs.   I know because we work together.
3. I always set my pump up, pumped, and cleaned the parts when I was done.  Still....I was in the bathroom about 15 minutes.   You can go four hours without nursing or pumping.  It's something that could be taken care of during lunch.  As long as the school is a bit more accommodating.
4. Not as great results > no results
5. Regardless....you're going to run into things like that if you're BFing.  It can be uncomfy.  That doesn't mean "Well, give up, don't do it at all!"
Alright. I don't know why I'm responding, but I am...
BB, how you can be so flippantly cold is astounding. You are rude. You really gave Nervous shiit for being judgemental, but thats the pot calling the kettle black. That's not even addressing your uncalled for comments on fertility treatments...
No amount of "we'll, try wiping shiit off someone's ass and then pumping" will make your experiences any harder or more worthy of applause or whatever it is you're looking for. Put down the cross.
Also, your argument of "we'll the women I worked with did the same thing and never had supply issues so whatev" is anecdotal and, surprise!, outside the norm.
Here's a tip...To be able to formulate a strong argument, you need to be able to not only see the other side, but address it in a constructive, respecting and articulate manner, none of which you have demonstrated.
Your one easy BF experience and the opinion of one LC doesn't make you an expert or give you the right to be a snatch about issues other mothers have. Do you post here just to disagree with people?
Your one easy BF experience and the opinion of one LC doesn't make you an expert or give you the right to be a snatch about issues other mothers have. Do you post here just to disagree with people?
I PPH you.
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Your one easy BF experience and the opinion of one LC doesn't make you an expert or give you the right to be a snatch about issues other mothers have. Do you post here just to disagree with people?
This isn't a BFing debate. GM was trying to make it out as if pumping would take half the girl's day and cause her to fail HS, which isn't necessarily true. Which is all I was saying. I'm not an expert, but I did get lots of good advice from an expert (and yes, she was an expert).
See that's the thing. Pumping and cleaning said pump does take time. My kid would have only got 2 oz at a time if I pumped for under 10 minutes. 12 and 15 minutes got me 6 more ounces each side. You clearly have no clue what you are talking about but insist on arguing about it anyway.
This isn't a BFing debate. GM was trying to make it out as if pumping would take half the girl's day and cause her to fail HS, which isn't necessarily true. Which is all I was saying. I'm not an expert, but I did get lots of good advice from an expert (and yes, she was an expert).
See that's the thing. Pumping and cleaning said pump does take time. My kid would have only got 2 oz at a time if I pumped for under 10 minutes. 12 and 15 minutes got me 6 more ounces each side. You clearly have no clue what you are talking about but insist on arguing about it anyway.
So anyone who had a different experience and outcome just doesn't know what they are talking about?
Riiiight.
Holy dense.
Yes. That is exactly what you have been saying all along and proving that you don't know what you are talking about.
Oh hai, let me introduce myself. I am a mother who EP'd her daughter from about 2 weeks - 6 months old. Guess what the hardest part of my newborn child's life was? That flucking pump. Yes, it took me 30 minutes to pump. Sure you're not hooked up to the machine of death for 30 minutes but you need to clean your parts, store your BM, and walk to and from the room.
I cried more tears during pumping, and stressed more about supply issues than I did about all the other newborn issues combined.
People who think its "not that hard" pisss me right off.
Brandi Bee you've outdone yourself tonight. Take a bumpcation, come back when you gain a little sensitivity.
This isn't a BFing debate.  GM was trying to make it out as if pumping would take half the girl's day and cause her to fail HS, which isn't necessarily true.  Which is all I was saying.  I'm not an expert, but I did get lots of good advice from an expert (and yes, she was an expert).
See that's the thing. Pumping and cleaning said pump does take time. My kid would have only got 2 oz at a time if I pumped for under 10 minutes. 12 and 15 minutes got me 6 more ounces each side. You clearly have no clue what you are talking about but insist on arguing about it anyway.
So anyone who had a different experience and outcome just doesn't know what they are talking about?
Riiiight.
Holy dense.
Yes. That is exactly what you have been saying all along and proving that you don't know what you are talking about.
I quit.
 
 
No, it isn't.  I just don't think that simply because it took every chick on TB forever to pump, that means this girl probably shouldn't pump at school.  Not everyone has that difficult of a time with it.
You do know that you aren't doling out advice directly to that girl, right? You're just talking in circles now. Sweetfancymoses.
Yes. That is exactly what you have been saying all along and proving that you don't know what you are talking about.
I quit.
No, it isn't. I just don't think that simply because it took every chick on TB forever to pump, that means this girl probably shouldn't pump at school. Not everyone has that difficult of a time with it.
But what if it does and needs 20 minutes to pump and additional time for set up/clean up. What GM is saying is 30 mins, 2x/day, 5x week adds up to a lot of missed school work.
**Sorry normal lurker but seriously offended by BB!
This isn't a BFing debate.  GM was trying to make it out as if pumping would take half the girl's day and cause her to fail HS, which isn't necessarily true.  Which is all I was saying.  I'm not an expert, but I did get lots of good advice from an expert (and yes, she was an expert).
See that's the thing. Pumping and cleaning said pump does take time. My kid would have only got 2 oz at a time if I pumped for under 10 minutes. 12 and 15 minutes got me 6 more ounces each side. You clearly have no clue what you are talking about but insist on arguing about it anyway.
So anyone who had a different experience and outcome just doesn't know what they are talking about?
Riiiight.
Holy dense.
Yes. That is exactly what you have been saying all along and proving that you don't know what you are talking about.
I quit.
 
 
No, it isn't.  I just don't think that simply because it took every chick on TB forever to pump, that means this girl probably shouldn't pump at school.  Not everyone has that difficult of a time with it.
You do know that you aren't doling out advice directly to that girl, right? You're just talking in circles now. Sweetfancymoses.
Actually, I'm not.
GM's whole argument was that her school was correct in recommending she not BF because it would take too much of her day, which is a crock of shiit.  I don't care how many others come to defend that and say it took them five hours to pump an ounce or whatever.   1. We don't know how pumping works for her and 2. When I pumped, I usually had the full amount that I was going to get within the first five minutes and the remaining 5-10 were for stimulation.  And I know I'm not the only one who had a positive experience with pumping.  Maybe on TB where everyone is still crying about the evils of encouraging BFing when their kids is now three and has been drinking whole milk for years now.  But not IRL.
"Pumping takes a long time" isn't a good enough argument for what the school did.
Okay.
First, let me counter by saying lolwut?!
Second, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
" My post was completely readable and not incoherent....you're just chiming in with your buddies. If you can't understand even one of those sentences, then something is wrong with you mentally.
You're just another person who wants to be like "OMG, yes this is so dumb, no idea what she is even talking about lololololol" because you're generic like everyone else. "
You really, really don't know how much you missed.
Also, LOL the pot and kettle shitz going on in here.
A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part magic, you'll learn that soon enough...and the parts that look like magic turn out to be the messiest of all.
Also, SHAMPOO IS BETTAH. I GO ON FIRST AND CLEAN DAH HEAH!
A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part magic, you'll learn that soon enough...and the parts that look like magic turn out to be the messiest of all.
This isn't a BFing debate. GM was trying to make it out as if pumping would take half the girl's day and cause her to fail HS, which isn't necessarily true. Which is all I was saying. I'm not an expert, but I did get lots of good advice from an expert (and yes, she was an expert).
See that's the thing. Pumping and cleaning said pump does take time. My kid would have only got 2 oz at a time if I pumped for under 10 minutes. 12 and 15 minutes got me 6 more ounces each side. You clearly have no clue what you are talking about but insist on arguing about it anyway.
So anyone who had a different experience and outcome just doesn't know what they are talking about?
Riiiight.
No, wanna be nurses with zero bedside manner who spout off about how thier own bf-ing experience completely nixes the norm and then bitches because other people treating her the same way she treats other people...
Wait...
I got lost.
Sticking to basics. You are not normal. Your experience is not normal. Stop saying that those with the normal experience are just idiots and then whining like a child when they call you on being a biitch about it.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
FFS Brandi Bee why are you such a beast? Why are you are so rude and self righteous?? It must be nice to have such an easy breezy time with everything and to be so very perfect.
My PPD made breast feeding success almost impossible and I nearly had to be medicated after 2.5 hours of pumping produced 1.5oz of milk and a very serious emotional break. I had a MW, an LC and some very helpful nurses and support at home. It just didn't happen.
Okay.
First, let me counter by saying lolwut?!
Second, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I'm done.
..drops mic and walks out of thread..
This is what I love about TB.
My post was completely readable and not incoherent....you're just chiming in with your buddies. If you can't understand even one of those sentences, then something is wrong with you mentally.
You're just another person who wants to be like "OMG, yes this is so dumb, no idea what she is even talking about lololololol" because you're generic like everyone else.
ive cut out the quote trees. This exchange makes the whole thread so much better.
If someone did have difficulty with it, then I would think there could be some kind of compromise. My school used to let the idiot hicks off to FARM. If they can allow that, they can give 30 minutes to pump.
aaannnnnd you are aware that farmers feed your family right? God you suck ballz.
A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part magic, you'll learn that soon enough...and the parts that look like magic turn out to be the messiest of all.
If someone did have difficulty with it, then I would think there could be some kind of compromise.  My school used to let the idiot hicks off to FARM. If they can allow that, they can give 30 minutes to pump.
Uhh. Wut?
Holyhell, lady. Why not get off your high horse.
You are the worst. 
Oh hey I missed that part. Sucks most of what you eat is all tainted with idiot hickness.
Well, maybe if you had told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part magic, you'll learn that soon enough...and the parts that look like magic turn out to be the messiest of all.
A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part magic, you'll learn that soon enough...and the parts that look like magic turn out to be the messiest of all.
If someone did have difficulty with it, then I would think there could be some kind of compromise.  My school used to let the idiot hicks off to FARM. If they can allow that, they can give 30 minutes to pump.
Uhh. Wut?
Holyhell, lady. Why not get off your golden chariot that your simpleton minions pull.
You are the worst. 
Oh hey I missed that part. Sucks most of what you eat is all tainted with idiot hickness.
She can't ride a horse. That's a hick thing.
Better? 
Golden chariot, unicycle with no seat, same thing.
If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my ahhhmpits.
A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part magic, you'll learn that soon enough...and the parts that look like magic turn out to be the messiest of all.
Who would you rather bone...Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part magic, you'll learn that soon enough...and the parts that look like magic turn out to be the messiest of all.
If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my ahhhmpits.
He's a fine piece of work.
A FINE PIECE OF ASS TOO.
No I WILL NOT make out with you! We got Chlorophyll Man up there talkin about God knows what and all she can talk about is makin out with me.
A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part magic, you'll learn that soon enough...and the parts that look like magic turn out to be the messiest of all.
Re: Teen Mom Denied Right to Breast Feed
Duh. It's cunnt awareness day.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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The LC you had was an idiot, or was just telling you based on your needs, or most likely she said something and all you heard was "squawksquawksquawk". Kids need to be fed bm ever 1-2 hours; it took me 45 minutes to do both sides, and about 5 minutes or more to really clean the pump.
Also, you're a biitch.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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Alright. I don't know why I'm responding, but I am...
BB, how you can be so flippantly cold is astounding. You are rude. You really gave Nervous shiit for being judgemental, but thats the pot calling the kettle black. That's not even addressing your uncalled for comments on fertility treatments...
No amount of "we'll, try wiping shiit off someone's ass and then pumping" will make your experiences any harder or more worthy of applause or whatever it is you're looking for. Put down the cross.
Also, your argument of "we'll the women I worked with did the same thing and never had supply issues so whatev" is anecdotal and, surprise!, outside the norm.
Here's a tip...To be able to formulate a strong argument, you need to be able to not only see the other side, but address it in a constructive, respecting and articulate manner, none of which you have demonstrated.
DS2 August 2012
Brandi Beeyotch strikes again.
Your one easy BF experience and the opinion of one LC doesn't make you an expert or give you the right to be a snatch about issues other mothers have. Do you post here just to disagree with people?
I PPH you.
RIght back atcha
See that's the thing. Pumping and cleaning said pump does take time. My kid would have only got 2 oz at a time if I pumped for under 10 minutes. 12 and 15 minutes got me 6 more ounces each side. You clearly have no clue what you are talking about but insist on arguing about it anyway.
Holy dense.
Yes. That is exactly what you have been saying all along and proving that you don't know what you are talking about.
I quit.
Oh hai, let me introduce myself. I am a mother who EP'd her daughter from about 2 weeks - 6 months old. Guess what the hardest part of my newborn child's life was? That flucking pump. Yes, it took me 30 minutes to pump. Sure you're not hooked up to the machine of death for 30 minutes but you need to clean your parts, store your BM, and walk to and from the room.
I cried more tears during pumping, and stressed more about supply issues than I did about all the other newborn issues combined.
People who think its "not that hard" pisss me right off.
Brandi Bee you've outdone yourself tonight. Take a bumpcation, come back when you gain a little sensitivity.
You do know that you aren't doling out advice directly to that girl, right? You're just talking in circles now. Sweetfancymoses.
DS2 August 2012
But what if it does and needs 20 minutes to pump and additional time for set up/clean up. What GM is saying is 30 mins, 2x/day, 5x week adds up to a lot of missed school work.
**Sorry normal lurker but seriously offended by BB!
Okay.
First, let me counter by saying lolwut?!
Second, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I'm done.
..drops mic and walks out of thread..
DS2 August 2012
El oh el oh el
Brandi Bee you fail so hard.
" My post was completely readable and not incoherent....you're just chiming in with your buddies. If you can't understand even one of those sentences, then something is wrong with you mentally.
You're just another person who wants to be like "OMG, yes this is so dumb, no idea what she is even talking about lololololol" because you're generic like everyone else. "
You really, really don't know how much you missed.
Also, LOL the pot and kettle shitz going on in here.
No, wanna be nurses with zero bedside manner who spout off about how thier own bf-ing experience completely nixes the norm and then bitches because other people treating her the same way she treats other people...
Wait...
I got lost.
Sticking to basics. You are not normal. Your experience is not normal. Stop saying that those with the normal experience are just idiots and then whining like a child when they call you on being a biitch about it.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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FFS Brandi Bee why are you such a beast? Why are you are so rude and self righteous?? It must be nice to have such an easy breezy time with everything and to be so very perfect.
My PPD made breast feeding success almost impossible and I nearly had to be medicated after 2.5 hours of pumping produced 1.5oz of milk and a very serious emotional break. I had a MW, an LC and some very helpful nurses and support at home. It just didn't happen.
ive cut out the quote trees. This exchange makes the whole thread so much better.
aaannnnnd you are aware that farmers feed your family right? God you suck ballz.
He's gonna be a soccah playah.
He is! He iiiis!
Oh hey I missed that part. Sucks most of what you eat is all tainted with idiot hickness.
She can't ride a horse. That's a hick thing.
Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!
DON'T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN!
Golden chariot, unicycle with no seat, same thing.
Oh how I wish I could bold with mobile bump.
DS2 August 2012
He's a fine piece of work.
A FINE PIECE OF ASS TOO.
Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Eek probably just myself.
Eta Am I getting paid for this boning?
Yeah imma whore so what? !?!?
'74
DS2 August 2012
No I WILL NOT make out with you! We got Chlorophyll Man up there talkin about God knows what and all she can talk about is makin out with me.
Oh yeah, you know somethin'? YOU SUCK!
DS2 August 2012