Confused

Pubic Iibrary · January 2013

I'm not sure how I got pregnant. I thought that sperm from 2 different people were of different pH, so they kill each other off in the vagina. I had a threesome and we didn't use protection since I knew that the sperm would not live. Now I'm pregnant. I don't know which partner was the father. I thought that they had mutual orgasms and it was DP, so I don't know why the sperm survived. WWYD? TIA.

Mrsbtobe2012 · January 2013

MUD....and none of your 'facts' make sense about sperm.

pearblossom · January 2013

Mrsbtobe2012:
MUD....and none of your 'facts' make sense about sperm.

Whether or not something makes sense has no bearing on whether people believe it. Especially the type of people who like DP.

Pubic Iibrary · January 2013

I know a lot about sperm. Are you challenging my sperm knowledge? My question was about what to do about the fathers. I don't care what you think you know about semen.

[Deleted User] · January 2013

Hmm, that's really strange. Maybe a faulty test? Was it digital?

Mrsbtobe2012 · January 2013

Pubic Iibrary:
I know a lot about sperm. Are you challenging my sperm knowledge? My question was about what to do about the fathers. I don't care what you think you know about semen.

You cross your fingers that the smarter of the two is the father, because that kid will need all the brain cells it can get. Also, pray you don't have twins--one from each, that would make your already dramatic life even more so.

Pubic Iibrary · January 2013

Mrsbtobe2012:
Pubic Iibrary:
I know a lot about sperm. Are you challenging my sperm knowledge? My question was about what to do about the fathers. I don't care what you think you know about semen.

You cross your fingers that the smarter of the two is the father, because that kid will need all the brain cells it can get. Also, pray you don't have twins--one from each, that would make your already dramatic life even more so.

Obviously it's not twins, one of the batches of sperm was killed off by the other sperm. I'm not sure why that is so difficult for you to understand. The smarter of the two guys is not quite as attractive.

VitaLuna · January 2013

Boring. Next time, better MUD.

BlueJewelM · January 2013

Haha. I usually roll my eyes at these but this one is exceptionally creative. Bravo, OP! Bravo!!!

Do the sperm use bayonets to kill each other off? Or do they like eat each other? Or maybe it's old fashioned man to man combat and the losers leak out of your vag one by one in defeat?

[Deleted User] · January 2013

I think they have tiny laser guns. Pew pew!

Mrsbtobe2012 · January 2013

overture:
I think they have tiny laser guns. Pew pew!

This!

katiebenes · January 2013

wow. just wow.

Pubic Iibrary · January 2013

VitaLuna:

Boring. Next time, better MUD.

pearblossom · January 2013

maiganlynn · January 2013

I usually try to give people the benefit of the doubt but this particular post is really wild lol!

Lets play pretend, against my better judgement, and act like this was a real question. First of all, I don't know how you would figure that each man would release the same identical amount of sperm and they would pair up and battle to the death. Even if that did happen (which is absolutely absurd and ridiculous), one sperm would win out...still leaving you with viable sperm to reach the egg. Also, by the time one of your partners had finished ejaculating, and the other had their turn, the first guys sperm would be already on it's journey to the egg - no time to duke it out, sorry.

Regardless of this, whether you've had sex with one guy or 50, if you have sex during your most fertile days and don't use protection, you run the possibility of becoming pregnant. It's how the human body works.

maiganlynn · January 2013

maiganlynn:
I usually try to give people the benefit of the doubt but this particular post is really wild lol!

Lets play pretend, against my better judgement, and act like this was a real question. First of all, I don't know how you would figure that each man would release the same identical amount of sperm and they would pair up and battle to the death. Even if that did happen (which is absolutely absurd and ridiculous), one sperm would win out...still leaving you with viable sperm to reach the egg. Also, by the time one of your partners had finished ejaculating, and the other had their turn, the first guys sperm would be already on it's journey to the egg - no time to duke it out, sorry.

Regardless of this, whether you've had sex with one guy or 50, if you have sex during your most fertile days and don't use protection, you run the possibility of becoming pregnant. It's how the human body works.

I just realized what DP stands for....forget everything I said....my mind is clearly blown...

katharine25 · January 2013

maiganlynn:
I just realized what DP stands for....forget everything I said....my mind is clearly blown...

It took me a minute too ...
OP, at least your lady bits are primed for childbirth.

chicsahm · January 2013

Pubic Iibrary:
I'm not sure how I got pregnant. I thought that sperm from 2 different people were of different pH, so they kill each other off in the vagina. I had a threesome and we didn't use protection since I knew that the sperm would not live. Now I'm pregnant. I don't know which partner was the father. I thought that they had mutual orgasms and it was DP, so I don't know why the sperm survived. WWYD? TIA.

Have you not seen Days of our Lives??? DUH!! Your having twins one from each baby Daddy!! Congrats

kje120 · January 2013

This is beyond dumb.

Ktbug613 · January 2013

This is clearly mud but there actually is a thread of truth to the sperm thing. There is some evidence that suggests if sperm are already lying in wait from one man and a woman has sex with a different man the first mans sperm will in a sense attack the foreign sperm. They do not cancel each other out and eliminate the possibility of pregnancy

magdalina.h · January 2013

Call Maury

SLaBM2B · January 2013

Sperm aren't beta fish you dumb@ss. They don't dual to the death.

Word of advice... If you're going to have threesomes WEAR A CONDOM.

flerlgirl · January 2013

SLaBM2B:
Sperm aren't beta fish you dumb@ss. They don't dual to the death.

Word of advice... If you're going to have threesomes WEAR A CONDOM.

My beta fish died last year. His name was Harold.

weaslewam · January 2013

You're right - there's no way you should be pregnant. Are you sure there wasn't TP and that the 3rd guy finished just SLIGHTLY after the other two? I'm pretty sure that's how I got KU...

SLaBM2B · January 2013

flerlgirl:
SLaBM2B:

Sperm aren't beta fish you dumb@ss. They don't dual to the death.

Word of advice... If you're going to have threesomes WEAR A CONDOM.

My beta fish died last year. His name was Harold.

Mine died five years ago. His name was Homie. I sobbed like a babie.

audbeach · January 2013

Thank you for making my very boring day somewhat interesting!

flerlgirl · January 2013

SLaBM2B:
flerlgirl:
SLaBM2B:

Sperm aren't beta fish you dumb@ss. They don't dual to the death.

Word of advice... If you're going to have threesomes WEAR A CONDOM.

My beta fish died last year. His name was Harold.

Mine died five years ago. His name was Homie. I sobbed like a babie.

RIP, Homie. You're in God's hands now.

cmiller0623 · January 2013

Since it was DP you will be KU twice just an fyi so be prepared.

This MUD made my day...

LILBIT1221 · January 2013

I have to admit, this was clever.

I second tiny laser guns.

RileighsMom1224 · January 2013

danabsd · January 2013

katharine25:
maiganlynn:
I just realized what DP stands for....forget everything I said....my mind is clearly blown...

It took me a minute too ...
OP, at least your lady bits are primed for childbirth.

LOLz

modernfairytale8709 · January 2013

Happy_Yahoo_Personaler:
MUD...I refuse to believe anyone is that stupid.

Yes

Luthien1015 · January 2013

flerlgirl:
SLaBM2B:
flerlgirl:
SLaBM2B:

Sperm aren't beta fish you dumb@ss. They don't dual to the death.

Word of advice... If you're going to have threesomes WEAR A CONDOM.

My beta fish died last year. His name was Harold.

Mine died five years ago. His name was Homie. I sobbed like a babie.
RIP, Homie. You're in God's hands now.

I had a beta named Prometheus...he died one Christmas when he got stuck under his little fish tank Parthenon I got for him.

darjeeling · January 2013

Luthien1015:
flerlgirl:
SLaBM2B:
flerlgirl:
SLaBM2B:

Sperm aren't beta fish you dumb@ss. They don't dual to the death.

Word of advice... If you're going to have threesomes WEAR A CONDOM.

My beta fish died last year. His name was Harold.

Mine died five years ago. His name was Homie. I sobbed like a babie.
RIP, Homie. You're in God's hands now.
I had a beta named Prometheus...he died one Christmas when he got stuck under his little fish tank Parthenon I got for him.

When my beta fish died in high school, we had a little funeral for him and poured him into the lake. It seemed appropriate.

Have you ever seen the movie Prometheus? It is super creepy. A fish tank Parthenon sounds very nice.

Lilmrslay · January 2013

I just had to Google DP, and oh gee!!!

TurtleMomma · January 2013

lnbrooks09 · January 2013

by far my greatest thread of the day...my husband and i are laughing hysterically cant get over the laser and bayanets!! oh despite this MS i am laughing!!