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  • Direct TV commercial says you can record up to 5 shows at once.  Who the hell can have 5 shows on at the same time?  That's some television dedication.


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  • imagemissyleaferg:
    Direct TV commercial says you can record up to 5 shows at once.nbsp; Who the hell can have 5 shows on at the same time?nbsp; That's some television dedication.


    A family of 5!
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  • Oh wait that wasn't supposed to be a riddle was it ?
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  • Yay annoying housekeeper is avoiding me when she comes through here now.
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  • A lot of people stink today.
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  • The ref just totally got in Brady's way. 



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  • imageHesterlicious:
    Yay annoying housekeeper is avoiding me when she comes through here now.

    You should crop dust her.  Everyone stinks anyway, right?



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  • Kinky noodles.
    I got excited and hoped it was real penis shaped pasta.
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  • Sucks your H has a penis the size of a noodle.

    Oh wait, you didn't say that.
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  • Aaaaaaaand, I'm back.

    Convinced DH to let me out. Told him it was best for me to drive for the first time without the baby and that I had to get gas. So I got gas and stopped at wally world. I now have poo tons of Kcups and they make my iced tea in can form! So I got a 12 pack. So excited.

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  • imageNana_Osaki06:
    Aaaaaaaand, I'm back. Convinced DH to let me out. Told him it was best for me to drive for the first time without the baby and that I had to get gas. So I got gas and stopped at wally world. I now have poo tons of Kcups and they make my iced tea in can form! So I got a 12 pack. So excited.

    Why is he so hesitant to let you out?


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  • Nah, I was just out or I would of posted more.

    Also, DH sent me a totally adorable gif. 

    https://i.imgur.com/8vCpFuH.gif

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  • imageRondackHiker:
    imageNana_Osaki06:
    Aaaaaaaand, I'm back. Convinced DH to let me out. Told him it was best for me to drive for the first time without the baby and that I had to get gas. So I got gas and stopped at wally world. I now have poo tons of Kcups and they make my iced tea in can form! So I got a 12 pack. So excited.
    Why is he so hesitant to let you out?

    I dunno. He doesn't believe in cabin fever, so he doesn't understand my need to get out of the house. He works from home so he can easily go a whole month before having a need to leave the house. He likes staying home, I don't.

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  • imageNana_Osaki06:
    Aaaaaaaand, I'm back. Convinced DH to let me out. Told him it was best for me to drive for the first time without the baby and that I had to get gas. So I got gas and stopped at wally world. I now have poo tons of Kcups and they make my iced tea in can form! So I got a 12 pack. So excited.


    Yaaaay!


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  • I'm watching Catfish. This is not going to end well for this dude.


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  • imageSpooko:
    And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had...


    Great song. Reminds me of Donnie Darko.


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  • Ike just told the kitty to be careful.
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  • imageSpooko:
    It just came on my (DH's, actually) pandora. He finally got me to make a station and I can't really figure it out. I got good music to come on, but not actually the music I expected. Oh well!

    That is kind of how it works. I find it hilarious when country pops up on my 3oh!3 station.

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  • We are playing flashlights in the dark.
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  • imageHesterlicious:
    We are playing flashlights in the dark.

    Sounds like a blast! Does Like enjoy fort making? Because making forts is the best.


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  • Oh, sh!t. Dude thought he was talking to a hot blonde. Nope, it's another guy.


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  • Team hates country music!


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  • imageSpooko:
    imageNana_Osaki06:

    imageSpooko:
    It just came on my (DH's, actually) pandora. He finally got me to make a station and I can't really figure it out. I got good music to come on, but not actually the music I expected. Oh well!

    That is kind of how it works. I find it hilarious when country pops up on my 3oh!3 station.

    I'd actually be pissed if country showed up anywhere! I haven't used it before. DH let me create a station on his to check it out. I ended up with a lot of offspring and RHCP on my Lana Del Rey station. Good thing I still liked it. 

    It's supposed to be similar styled music. However, I've seen some weird crap pop up on my stations. Mostly ny Cake and 3oh!3 station.

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  • Omg, found the funniest sh!t on YouTube ever! Watch this!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ

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  • imagemissyleaferg:
    Team hates country music!


    I am a very active member of this team.
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  • imageHesterlicious:
    imagemissyleaferg:
    Team hates country music!


    I am a very active member of this team.

    Speaking of music. I heard Rhianna's song 'Skin' on my Pandora. All the lyrics involve is how much she wants to have sex. She really leaves nothing to the imagination.


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  • Side note: when I type sex on my phone, the smart text pulls up holes for me to tap after sex. Holes usually comes after sex in a lot of sentences apparently.


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  • Sadsies, nobody found my Morgan Freeman thing funny. Sad

     It'd Cade's bath night. He's stinky.

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  • imageNana_Osaki06:
    Sadsies, nobody found my Morgan Freeman thing funny. [:]nbsp;It'd Cade's bath night. He's stinky.

    I did, I swear. I didn't have anything funny to add. I laughed. I love his freckles.


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  • imageSpooko:
    I watched it. I'm just getting back now after catching up on a shocking episode of Burn Notice and helping edit my baby sister's paper. Is that really him narrating?

    No. just some guy who vaguely sounds like him. He does a whole series.

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