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Open Letter Monday

joshandpandajoshandpanda member
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What went on this past week girls?
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  • joshandpandajoshandpanda member

    Dear Supervisor,

    You hired me for a reason, and that was to help you.  I understand when I was new, you still did some things for yourself until I was fully and properly trained... Well, that was almost 2 years ago... I know what to do, probably more than you think...

    Please let me do what I am supposed to do, and not do it yourself still.  Otherwise there is no reason for me to be here, when I could be spending time with my child and not having to send him to a babysitter.  

    Kay. Thanks.

    Sincerely,

    Very bored employee, who actually likes to be busy, but then again, if I had work to do, I wouldn't be able to bump... 

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  • littleredfishlittleredfish member

    I was just about to start this because I need to VENT!

    Dear Boss;

    I understand that you want your store set up to JUST your liking even if that means changing it every other day on a whim just because you are bored and have nothing better to do with your time. However, walking in the store and pulling stuff off the shelf, piling it on the other side of the room, and walking out with little to no instruction and then being upset when it's not "to your vision" only makes me want to cuntpunt you. I am too busy trying to correct the mistakes built up by an incompetant replacement over my 8 month leave to give 2 sh!ts about "your vision" right now.

    You forget that I am only here until the 10th of February, new job or no new job so get your head out of your ass, go back to your office and finish putting on your makeup and playing with your hair extentions. That is where you are most effective.

    Sincerely;
    Employee who would go postal on your ass if I didn't have TB to vent to.

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  • bellelambbellelamb member
    Dear husband,

    Before you make a decision about our children like taking a binki away from our two year old for good please talk to me since I'm the one home to enforce it.
    Thanks
    I know it needs to be done but I would have liked a heads up
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  • jennyelfjennyelf member

    Dear LO,

    Breakfast is at 6am, not 5am. Please sleep in a little longer. 

    Also, naps are your friend! Try to take 2 at daycare today. We hardly got to spend anytime with you last week because you came home so exhausted!

    Love,

    Mom

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  • selockarselockar member

    Dear DH,

     I understand that your job has insane hours. I understand that you can't predict when you will be called back to work. I understand that it's not your fault that we have only seen you for a waking few hours since Tuesday. I know you would like to be home with us, but until you can be 100% sure you will be home when our son is awake please stop telling him you will see him soon. It's NOT helping. DS doesn't understand wishful thinking.

     I also know when you do come home you will be tired from working so much. You better understand that our son won't get that. He will jump on you, hug you, follow you around, and ask you to play, to give him a bath, and read his bedtime story. He will not want mommy. He will only want daddy. Be prepared to smile and go with it. You can sleep when he does.

    Hope you get done early today!

    Sarah 

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  • bellelambbellelamb member
    imagesarahe101:
    Dear DH,nbsp;I understand that your job has insane hours. I understand that you can't predict when you will be called back to work. I understand that it's not your fault that we have only seen you for a waking few hours since Tuesday. I know you would like to be home with us, but until you can be 100 sure you will be home when our son is awake please stop telling him you will see him soon. It's NOT helping. DS doesn't understand wishful thinking. nbsp;I also know when you do come home you will be tired from working so much. You better understand that our son won't get that. He will jump on you, hug you, follow you around, and ask you to play, to give him a bath, and read his bedtime story. He will not want mommy. He will only want daddy. Be prepared to smile and go with it. You can sleep when he does.Hope you get done early today! Sarahnbsp;


    That's hard my dh doesn't get that some times still! I hope your dh gets home early today and gets some lo daddy time.
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  • lyndsey774lyndsey774 member

    Dear Depo Shot,

    I really hate you for so many different reasons.  I am going to tell everyone that you are poison and not to take you.  We are just not compatible.  That is  all.

    Sincerely,

    Your arch-enemy

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  • tjkdlhbtjkdlhb member

    Dear Potential Babysitter,

    Please agree to take care of my little girl in September and not switch to only taking kids after school.  I need somebody reliable, and since I live in an area where I don't know many people I need somebody that I can trust to take care of my angel. 

    Sincerely,

    Worried Mom who needs to go back to work.

    Dear Mom and MIL,

    Thank you for agreeing to take care of DD for May and June so that I have a little more time to find a babysitter who I trust.

    Sincerely

    Forever grateful.




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  • kgaunttkgauntt member
    Dear head cold,

    Get the hell away from me!!!

    Thanks a million
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  • DwinalsinloveDwinalsinlove member

    Dear second car:

        When you get towed to the garage today please have only something cheap wrong with you that will be easy to fix. I'm not ready to get rid of you yet. You have served us well for the past three years and we would like to just get a couple more months out of you. Then feel free to retire to junk yard heaven.

     

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  • ELF4321ELF4321 member

    Dear Baby ELF,

    I know you have a lot going on these days with all of the new stuff you are learning, but 11 pm is not an acceptable bedtime, especially if you plan to wake up early and refuse to go back to sleep after a bottle.  You need your sleep.  So does your mommy. 

    Love,

    Your Tired & Cranky Mama


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  • mrsshawnavanbmrsshawnavanb member

    DD,

    Please be healthy already. I feel like ever since we sent you to DC you have had perma-cold. It sucks, mommy just wants you to be able to breathe well. I know that having your nose sucked out is the worst thing in the world to you and I would like to not have to torture you 5 x's a day.

    Your loving mommy

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  • Jess & DrewJess & Drew member

    Dear DH,

    When somebody is obviously cranky and just in a general foul mood, it is not beneficial to your health (more specifically the health of your nuts) to continue to purposely push their buttons. Seriously.

    Love,

    Your Junkpunching, PMS'ing Wife

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  • JAP09-02JAP09-02 member
    Dear People on FB Who Complain About Their Dr. Running Behind Schedule,

    Suck it up! Has it ever occurred to you that they may have had to take extra time because someone was severely ill or injured? Just be thankful it isn't you needing the extra work up/treatment/attention. I highly doubt the doctor was just taking an extra long lunch. They would like to stay on schedule just as much as you would like for them to. If they're behind they have to work late and deal with your crabby a, which I'm sure is their idea of fun. insert eyeroll And if you really feel like you're appointment is JUST a follow up, then don't go!

    Sincerely,
    Annoyed FB Friend

    Ahhh, that felt good! It just drives me crazy when people complain about waiting at the doctor's office...especially an OB. God forbid your doctor have to take care of other people.
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  • najzomaxnajzomax member
    imageJess & Drew:

    Dear DH,

    When somebody is obviously cranky and just in a general foul mood, it is not beneficial to your health (more specifically the health of your nuts) to continue to purposely push their buttons. Seriously.

    Love,

    Your Junkpunching, PMS'ing Wife

    THIS, OMG THIS!

    why do they do this? And why are they always surprised when we finally snap? 

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