I'm bored

NotSharknado · January 2013

shanado:
Even though it's trashy, I sneak cigarettes here and there. Nobody knows.

Oh, wait. You guys know now.

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

This dog is too fing cute!

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

shanado:
shanado:
Even though it's trashy, I sneak cigarettes here and there. Nobody knows.
Oh, wait. You guys know now.

BAD!!

NativeFloridian · January 2013

WashingtonQueen:
shanado:
WashingtonQueen:
That is weird. The bump is not censoring words in 1st tri but it is on this board. Huh..
I tried, not true.
Bitches fucked

Wowza! That is awesome. I have noticed, the more I experiment with cussing on the boards, that certain derivatives of expletives work. But this is just ballsy. I hope it doesn't change!

NativeFloridian · January 2013

WashingtonQueen:
This dog is too fing cute!

It's a baby ALOT! =D

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

I'm hungry. What to eat?

NativeFloridian · January 2013

shanado:
I need more gifs Native. I love grumpy cat.

Me, when I woke up to an extraordinarily ornery 5-year-old:

NativeFloridian · January 2013

NativeFloridian · January 2013

alisap9:
I wanna learn how to do a gif. And can you do one on an iPhone?

It's pretty easy! Make sure you're in IE or FireFox. Just go hunt one down, right-click and choose "copy image location" or "copy image URL" or whatever. Then start a reply, hit the button that looks like a pic of a tree in the toolbar, and wait for the little popup. Copypasta your URL into the appropriate field, then hit insert. The image will appear in the reply area, and if you click it you can usually get little resize boxes around the edges to make it not huge.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

When I'm on Facebook:

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

alisap9:
WashingtonQueen:
I'm hungry. What to eat?
If its just a snack then I suggest cheese and crackers. I say it and it never gets me going. Then I actually eat it and I remember how good it is. But you're preggly. You probably want something a little more adventurous.

Haha! I want my nachos now but I can't until tonight. Nachos and strawberry milk, yummmmm!

NativeFloridian · January 2013

One more Grumpy Cat:

NativeFloridian · January 2013

WashingtonQueen:
alisap9:
WashingtonQueen:
I'm hungry. What to eat?
If its just a snack then I suggest cheese and crackers. I say it and it never gets me going. Then I actually eat it and I remember how good it is. But you're preggly. You probably want something a little more adventurous.
Haha! I want my nachos now but I can't until tonight. Nachos and strawberry milk, yummmmm!

Hot damn that sounds good.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

alisap9:
I saw a pretty fricken awesome gif on parenting of a maniquin walking down the sidewalk. It sounds pretty stupid but it wasn't, I swear. Shanado can probably vouch for me.

All I can think of is this:

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

What is it with pregnant women and melted cheese?

NativeFloridian · January 2013

alisap9:
Thanks NF. Doesn't sound like I can do it from my phone or my kindle. I might give it a whirl on my kindle later but you said IE or Firefox and its not running off either

No problem. I know I can't do it on my Nook. I'm not sure any devices that operate like mobiles can swing it.

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
One more Grumpy Cat:

Hahaha!!!

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Lascivious sloth:

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Alright, I've got some reading for you guys:

So, DD1 went to stay the night with the neighbor girl last night, and ended up staying most of today too. And when she came home she was...I can't even...it was like she'd been abducted and replaced with the devil. It was like she'd been possessed. She came in the door hysterical, having a full-blown anxiety attack because she didn't want to leave her friend's house. Now, I may seem like a jerk for it, but I don't coddle her when she's like this. I'm balls to the wall because I don't want her to ever believe ridiculous behavior is acceptable. So after trying to talk her down for about ten minutes, I decreed a nap. The effect of my decree was instant - increased intensity of fit!

So my mom, who is apparently still butt-riding the stick from yesterday, attempted to soothe DD1 by telling her she could nap in her bed with her while she played on her laptop, and declared that she was tired of listening to DD1's hysterical crying. Um, no. You're not fixing the problem, you're feeding into it. Overruled. So I tell DD1 to get a pillow, which she tells me she left at her friends. I said, "DD1, that's my pillow, we need to get that back." At which point my mom slams her laptop shut and flips her sh!t, screaming about how everyone makes a big deal out of everything. I rolled my eyes and carted DD1 to my room to lie down with me, where is where she should be if she's not calming down on her own. Shortly into our Cinderella storybook I hear my mom storm out of the house, slamming the door as hard as she can on the way out. What. The. F'uck.

Me at that point:

So DD1 calms down and falls asleep after about twenty minutes of screaming and crying for Nana, telling me she hates me and wishes I didn't exist, and trying to bargain her way out of taking a nap. I fall asleep shortly thereafter.

Three hours later, DD1 wakes with a start and launches straight back into her horrible funk.

Fuuuuuuuuck.

That was about two hours ago. I spent the first hour reminding her that no matter what, or how she acts, or who she sees, or what may come, acting ridiculously will never, ever, ever get her what she wants. Plusalso, she was being unbelievably disrespectful and resolutely refusing to listen, so I had to remind her that breaking the rules would always result in consequences. I had to repeat myself about a zillion times before she realized she needed to stop. She's JUST now starting to act like her sweet, normal self again. Holy shitballs, guys. What the f'uck?

ETA: Mom is still off somewhere with her panties in a twist. Dudes, I don't get what her deal is right now, but if that is how she's going to act when she doesn't get to undermine me and spoil DD1 then there's going to be some tension up in hurr.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

And with that, I have to feed my offspring and stop them from killing each other. Back in a bit!

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
Alright, I've got some reading for you guys:
So, DD1 went to stay the night with the neighbor girl last night, and ended up staying most of today too. And when she came home she was...I can't even...it was like she'd been abducted and replaced with the devil. It was like she'd been possessed. She came in the door hysterical, having a full-blown anxiety attack because she didn't want to leave her friend's house. Now, I may seem like a jerk for it, but I don't coddle her when she's like this. I'm balls to the wall because I don't want her to ever believe ridiculous behavior is acceptable. So after trying to talk her down for about ten minutes, I decreed a nap. The effect of my decree was instant - increased intensity of fit!

So my mom, who is apparently still butt-riding the stick from yesterday, attempted to soothe DD1 by telling her she could nap in her bed with her while she played on her laptop, and declared that she was tired of listening to DD1's hysterical crying. Um, no. You're not fixing the problem, you're feeding into it. Overruled. So I tell DD1 to get a pillow, which she tells me she left at her friends. I said, "DD1, that's my pillow, we need to get that back." At which point my mom slams her laptop shut and flips her sh!t, screaming about how everyone makes a big deal out of everything. I rolled my eyes and carted DD1 to my room to lie down with me, where is where she should be if she's not calming down on her own. Shortly into our Cinderella storybook I hear my mom storm out of the house, slamming the door as hard as she can on the way out. What. The. F'uck.
Me at that point:
So DD1 calms down and falls asleep after about twenty minutes of screaming and crying for Nana, telling me she hates me and wishes I didn't exist, and trying to bargain her way out of taking a nap. I fall asleep shortly thereafter.
Three hours later, DD1 wakes with a start and launches straight back into her horrible funk.
Fuuuuuuuuck.

That was about two hours ago. I spent the first hour reminding her that no matter what, or how she acts, or who she sees, or what may come, acting ridiculously will never, ever, ever get her what she wants. Plusalso, she was being unbelievably disrespectful and resolutely refusing to listen, so I had to remind her that breaking the rules would always result in consequences. I had to repeat myself about a zillion times before she realized she needed to stop. She's JUST now starting to act like her sweet, normal self again. Holy shitballs, guys. What the f'uck?
ETA: Mom is still off somewhere with her panties in a twist. Dudes, I don't get what her deal is right now, but if that is how she's going to act when she doesn't get to undermine me and spoil DD1 then there's going to be some tension up in hurr.

Daaaaaaamn girl!!! Rough day!

Duffgurl · January 2013

shanado:
I wish Duff posted more often. I miss her cheerful responses. She makes me smile.

Awwww shanado you are so sweet. I have been a bad bumpie. I promise to be on more and be chatty :-) BTW this thread is amazing! Funny and Entertaining

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

Streaking through.....don't want to miss a lock out.

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

Duffgurl:
shanado:
I wish Duff posted more often. I miss her cheerful responses. She makes me smile.
Awwww shanado you are so sweet. I have been a bad bumpie. I promise to be on more and be chatty :-) BTW this thread is amazing! Funny and Entertaining

So glad you could join in Duff!!

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

eatmorecupcakes:
Streaking through.....don't want to miss a lock out.

I think we still have a ways to go.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

WashingtonQueen:
eatmorecupcakes:
Streaking through.....don't want to miss a lock out.
I think we still have a ways to go.

Roughly 150 more posts until we reach page 30, give or take a handful.

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

Next page?

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

Next page??

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

Next page???

Duffgurl · January 2013

WashingtonQueen:
Duffgurl:
shanado:
I wish Duff posted more often. I miss her cheerful responses. She makes me smile.
Awwww shanado you are so sweet. I have been a bad bumpie. I promise to be on more and be chatty :-) BTW this thread is amazing! Funny and Entertaining
So glad you could join in Duff!!

:-)

How are you Wash? How is your pregnancy going? How are the boys?

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

Come on!

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

Yay! 26 baby!

NativeFloridian · January 2013

So, how is it that Cillian Murphy is even attractive as a woman? What the hell?

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

Duffgurl:
:-)
How are you Wash? How is your pregnancy going? How are the boys?

I am pretty good. My morning sickness is getting better. I have actually been eating today

They boys are very excited to have another little sibling. Daniel and Sterling keep calling it their baby sister.

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

alisap9:
why can't I change my siggy?!?!?

Because you have to hit save ten times in a row.

Duffgurl · January 2013

WashingtonQueen:
Duffgurl:
:-)
How are you Wash? How is your pregnancy going? How are the boys?
I am pretty good. My morning sickness is getting better. I have actually been eating today
They boys are very excited to have another little sibling. Daniel and Sterling keep calling it their baby sister.

Well that is good. So sweet I totally believe your little bean will be a baby girl. I look forward to hearing about all the girls on here about their new arrivals..its so exciting.

Duffgurl · January 2013

I need to update my siggy too

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

Duffgurl:
WashingtonQueen:
Duffgurl:
:-)
How are you Wash? How is your pregnancy going? How are the boys?
I am pretty good. My morning sickness is getting better. I have actually been eating today
They boys are very excited to have another little sibling. Daniel and Sterling keep calling it their baby sister.
Well that is good. So sweet I totally believe your little bean will be a baby girl. I look forward to hearing about all the girls on here about their new arrivals..its so exciting.

Awww! Well that is one vote for girl on this board! Shanado is going with my DH and thinks it is a boy.

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

alisap9:
success!!!!!!

Yes Cute!

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

Duffgurl:
I need to update my siggy too

Yess! I need to see a new pic of Logan!

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